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BITS#3001 FOReVER 2009 by BITS [web]
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release date : march 2009
release party : Forever 2009
compo : zx demo
ranked : 4th
  • rulez 14
  • is ok 7
  • sucks 36
popularity : 0%
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alltime top: #31918
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fick dich arschloch
sucksadded on the 2009-03-15 21:15:11 by aquaman aquaman
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sucksadded on the 2009-03-15 21:23:55 by Maali Maali
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sucksadded on the 2009-03-15 21:24:56 by havoc havoc
Fuck. Fuck this shit.
Fuck givin it to me.
Fuck em all!
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us Fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus Fuck DariusFuck the west coast, and fuck everybody on the east Eat shit and die, mother fuck off at least Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers Kings and Queens and gold jewelers Fuck wine coolers Fuck chickens, fuck ducks Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks Fuck critics, fuck your review Even if you like me, fuck you Fuck your mom, fuck your mom's momma Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama Fuck the rain forest, fuck a Forrest Gump You probably like it in the rump Fuck a shoe pump, fuck the real deal and fuck all the fakes Fuck all fifty two states! Oooo, and fuck you Fuck Oprah, fuck opera, fuck a soap opera Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker Fuck your girlfriend, I probably did her already Fuck Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady My homie, fuck him, what are you gonna do? (Fuck that bitch, fuck you!) Yeah well fuck you too Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes In this song I say fuck ninety three times Fuck the president, fuck your welfare
Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear Fuck Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck You like to hunt a lot, so fuckin what?! Fuck disco, Count of Monte Crisco Fuck Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco
And fuck everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic I'm like fuck you, ALL! Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick You both make me sick, suck my dick Fuck the Berlin Wall, both sides of it And fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is Fuck everybody in the hemisphere
Fuck them across the world, and fuck them right here You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on Jefferson? FUCK HIM! Fuck your idea, fuck your gonnoreha
Fuck your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia Fuck your wife, your homie did, he's fuckin you Fuck the police and the 5-0 too Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe Fuck everybody inside Whoever's on the cover, fuck his mother Fuck your little brother's homie from around the way
And fuck Solo 2 ok?
sucksadded on the 2009-03-15 21:25:04 by Shockwave Shockwave
best demo at a party.
rulezadded on the 2009-03-15 21:30:36 by sq sq
Guys, you are doing great job, seriously, just nevermind a fuck everything they say.
I love you.
added on the 2009-03-15 21:37:04 by sq sq
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added on the 2009-03-15 21:39:25 by Shockwave Shockwave
namevote
sucksadded on the 2009-03-15 21:39:57 by Alpha C Alpha C
go away from pouet, wanker
sucksadded on the 2009-03-15 21:45:18 by TMB & ReeBoK TMB & ReeBoK
glöp
sucksadded on the 2009-03-15 21:55:31 by Sir Sir
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sucksadded on the 2009-03-15 21:59:37 by thec thec
really nice demo, imho best on party. respect!
rulezadded on the 2009-03-15 21:59:53 by psndcj//tbk psndcj//tbk
another piece of bits crap polluting poet. just go away. and stay there.
sucksadded on the 2009-03-15 22:03:56 by necronomic0 necronomic0
Nice
rulezadded on the 2009-03-15 22:16:17 by Buckethead Buckethead
if SoLo2 comes to breakpoint, somebody will cut off his fingers so he can never code again \o/
added on the 2009-03-15 22:17:09 by aquaman aquaman
Why so much hatred?
added on the 2009-03-15 22:17:15 by sq sq
Finally there is one serious attempt to a demo from him that had actually better effects than the other demos at the party and you guys are just being assholes ...
rulezadded on the 2009-03-15 23:12:20 by Exin Exin
happy clown with closed eyes under drug influence.
sucksadded on the 2009-03-15 23:32:31 by Dano Dano
Probably you have done more then all those mouth full off shit, which THEY should swallow since it is not polite to talk with your mouth full (of shit)
probably THEY dont know the difference between a BIT, Byte or a WORD
I understand they are angry becouse you are an 'eager beaver' working on multi-platforms and you sell you homework. Demo's are ment to sell your Program.
Do you have functional programs?
rulezadded on the 2009-03-16 00:01:01 by Crisis13 Crisis13
Crisis, I don't think you've been on pouet as long as all of us. Just keep your WORDS (or byte maybe?) in your mouth full (of shit). Thanks in advance.
sucksadded on the 2009-03-16 00:29:17 by iks iks
I wanna buy this so one day there is the Program
sucksadded on the 2009-03-16 06:42:17 by Serpent Serpent
Why so much hatred?
added on the 2009-03-16 10:07:27 by v3nom v3nom
I give "OK" because actually it's not so bad and some effects are even really nice.
However I write is again: MAKE THE EFFECTS SHORTER. They are too long on the screen, additionally considering You haven't made any music for it.
...and 'shorter/longer' I mean 'in TIME'.
so is this the full version :)? I second Yerzmyey, however still: _it's commercial crap_
sucksadded on the 2009-03-16 16:27:53 by Paralax Paralax
I think it's quite easily the best one from Bits, no no thmb down this time. With a soundtrack it would be a thumb up even.
added on the 2009-03-16 16:36:50 by evil evil
Hmm. I guess we all know the story of the boy who cried wolf, so the slating this demo's getting shouldn't really be a surprise to anyone. But still, people being eaten by wolves is bad, mmmkay?

So, for the benefit of the namevoters who didn't bother to watch this: Out of six ZX demos released at Forever, this is one of the *two* which contained an effect. And it has progression! It's not just a one-shot throwaway idea for the purpose of spamming Pouet with the least possible effort!

No thumb up from me, because it still feels like more of a programming exercise than an actual demo (yes, music would be a good start - so would a scroller, or greetings, or anything to identify it as belonging to this culture) so a thumb-up would just be a sympathy vote, which is just as bad as an auto-thumb-down. But it's a big step forward. Solo2: Keep going in this direction. And when you get there, change your nick, because you're sure as hell never going to get unbiased judgement in this place.

(Oh, and for people playing the 'commercial' card: Linux can also be bought for actual money, if you choose to. ZOMG!)
added on the 2009-03-16 20:02:24 by gasman gasman
This was actually hilarious. Some wave effects and then suddenly a char image of heart, apple, etc with funny sounds, then effects. It's so random and strange and cute. Hahaha!!!

I once thought about changing my nickname. But I believe I will regret it. Because when you have it people remember you and they are biased. And you have to keep going, doing your best even if it feels bad. Will Solo2 evolve in doing the kind of demos we appreciate? I don't know but I am wondering how it would feel being in his state of mind.
rulezadded on the 2009-03-16 22:06:29 by Optimus Optimus
Btw,. have you tried to reset (ALT+F2 on emul) during the demo? Fun!
added on the 2009-03-16 22:11:09 by Optimus Optimus
Still bad ... but quite an improvement over the usual crap. Piggie this time.
added on the 2009-03-17 06:51:47 by Shockwav3 Shockwav3
namevote
sucksadded on the 2009-03-17 06:58:12 by lordnkon lordnkon
I don't buy this demo. It is scratched!
sucksadded on the 2009-03-17 15:00:48 by Factor6 Factor6
THIS IS AMAZING!
sucksadded on the 2009-03-19 01:10:19 by Malodix Malodix
shitpoop
added on the 2009-03-19 01:14:36 by Confused Confused
No.
sucksadded on the 2009-03-19 21:27:32 by SoDa7 SoDa7
Gasman: nothing wrong with commercial products, only with garbage like this and the deliberate abusing of pouet as a platform to advertise all that shit.
added on the 2009-03-20 00:35:47 by Paralax Paralax
Paralax: I just don't get why the existence of a *voluntary* payment model (on some website that probably hardly anyone visits) should affect how you judge a demo. Yes, in my judgement this program has no commercial value at all, but if some deluded Charles Saatchi type feels the urge to pay for it, then why shouldn't he?

At this point I'm considering putting up a crappy joke web page where people can buy my demos, just for trolling purposes. Would the existence of that page suddenly make all my demos suck? What about if it was just a general 'donate' button instead? Or a bit of text saying "if you like these, buy me a beer at Breakpoint"?

Anyhow, I don't see Solo2 advertising (on Pouet) the fact that he's accepting payment for this. The only person advertising that is you.
added on the 2009-03-20 16:51:12 by gasman gasman
gasman: the BITS act as a whole including the website with its donate/pay full version buttons are just that very lame and pathetic that repaying these trolling attempts by reacting is my way to say: "good job, I can really hate it."

You setting up another demo site with paypal infestation on the other hand would not even be original and I'd simply ignore it.
added on the 2009-03-20 17:52:12 by Paralax Paralax
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sucksadded on the 2009-03-20 17:55:33 by keops keops
crap
sucksadded on the 2009-04-06 14:55:39 by aizen aizen
erm... I like it.
rulezadded on the 2009-05-04 06:04:11 by texel texel
i loled hard
sucksadded on the 2009-05-04 06:11:41 by panic panic
best demo ever.
sucksadded on the 2009-05-04 10:33:18 by StingRay StingRay
Awesome.
sucksadded on the 2009-05-04 10:45:07 by wb wb
Just too long, still one of his better demos.
added on the 2009-05-04 10:57:18 by Emod Emod
i love you solo
sucksadded on the 2009-05-04 13:03:28 by dwarf dwarf
my 2 cents
sucksadded on the 2009-05-04 15:04:42 by xTr1m xTr1m
hilarious
sucksadded on the 2009-06-15 18:47:28 by branch branch
It's kinda like an odlskool mfx demo that misses all the good stuff.
sucksadded on the 2009-06-17 01:14:58 by noby noby
free glop
sucksadded on the 2009-06-23 14:15:07 by Hicks Hicks
oh,shi
sucksadded on the 2009-06-24 07:30:20 by kyv kyv
AMAZING !
sucksadded on the 2009-06-24 15:56:55 by lsl lsl
leave the spectrum alone
sucksadded on the 2009-06-24 17:02:55 by Confused Confused
More colorful sync scroll colors,
more scroll lines.
Better code.
sucksadded on the 2009-06-29 12:00:02 by martin martin
free glop
sucksadded on the 2009-07-15 10:17:14 by xeron xeron
I thought this was pretty cool.

That sinus interference effect 'floats my boat'

And the sound? Not the *greatest*, but well above average.

Well done.
rulezadded on the 2009-08-26 21:50:43 by bob^da almighty bob^da almighty
omg, i'm thumbing up a bits prod...
rulezadded on the 2009-08-26 22:19:16 by relias abardon relias abardon
actually this is not that bad
rulezadded on the 2009-08-26 22:54:47 by blala blala
love the music!
rulezadded on the 2009-08-27 01:57:28 by sigflup sigflup
data love!
rulezadded on the 2009-11-05 18:28:20 by danb danb
gfx is good, especially those blinking parts in the end, sfx is cool, but i missed some noise between sfx parts. piggy overall.
added on the 2010-01-22 20:37:36 by elfh elfh
glop
sucksadded on the 2010-01-22 20:41:30 by Defiance Defiance
Except the fact the effects stay too long on screen for my taste, I think it was actually quite ok, and the music is not aggresive, would even border the relaxing :)
rulezadded on the 2010-01-22 21:38:16 by Dbug Dbug
BB Image Hey, Taxi ! bring me anywhere, just away from here, please ! FAST !
sucksadded on the 2010-05-14 11:26:52 by hArDy. hArDy.
the music actually made me laugh out loud when it began. watching and listening further just made by brain hurt and ears bleed
sucksadded on the 2010-08-09 01:24:44 by T-101 T-101
allright. this is really bad, especially the music. what were you thinking?
sucksadded on the 2010-12-03 13:53:10 by nekomono nekomono
trippy
rulezadded on the 2013-08-02 01:20:42 by Grz- Grz-

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