quarantino by Procreation & Potion
Procreation vs Potion
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" Q U A R A N T I N O "
(i refuse to understand...)
non-accelerated demo
(party version)
at
H o r i z o n 2000 AD
Starring (in order of appearance):
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El Quarantino as payda.procreation
Senior Travoltini as rem.procreation
Gloria Piccata as skip.potion
Chomik as Yarpen
Special guest stars:
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The Twins as them.selves
Chinol San as the.chemik
release notes:
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we (Procreation and Potion) take no responsibility for any brain-damage
of the auditor, caused by this production so don't even run it unless you
are as f**ked up as we are ;)
the demo contains scenes of extreme insanity so please don't try it at home;
the recommended hardware for this demo is the refridgerator with a capacity
of at least 198 litres and the Puntiom Prozessor 400 MB!!! you also have to
be sure there's a cold shower (8°C) near you before running the demo! and
finally, you are not allowed to show this demo to any person under 65!
Fallingbostel 24.IV.2000
Bydgoszcz 08.VII.2000
ok let's go with this shit...
so what you have here is a pure crap
don't expect any fix or final version from us
the spirit of demoscene is already dead and i have on idea
what i'm doing still here
what to do now...
gfx:
pure rips or scans with a little bit of photoshop
yeaah that's what we like! ripping,scanning - just pure art!
msx:
cool tune heh? but not for a demo....
ahh, before i forget, it was done with amigaaaa....
and syncing with a mp3 sucks too
code:
hehe my favourite part...
let's look at the project directory (or is it a folder?)
almost 360kb of c++ code with a bit of inlined mmx asm
the most logical line of code that i've found in this project is
angle=angle;
in the snychro code the amount of if's and else's has exceed the 32bit limit
the fx'es? almost all ripped,rewritten or buggy
it's soooo slow b'koz the coder sucks like hell
330kb of shit on a hdd, what a wasting of free space
(he could throw here some more jpg's instead)
simplier? even an 11 yerz old basic-coder would do it better....
what the hell
don't watch it, go to cinema for a cool movie (with friends or a girlfriend)
dos is dead, software demos are dead and the scene too
go to hell or make me a fancy blowjob
used soft
fmod 3.20
ijl 1.1
zlib
pnglib
vividlib
smartmem
softrender 1.45
virtlib 0.0
and beer 0.5
it's slow even on an celeron 500
if you have (as i do) 64mb of ram - expect synchro fuck-up's
and hdd-crunching by windows - sorry for this
[ back to the prod ]