Random Demoscene Fun Fact
category: residue [glöplog]
- dicky faty loremy was a trumpet singer with much BASS!
- between 2 waters is doh.. ice shelf in pack ice.
- Maali has the most group membership among all sceners, being a member of Future Crew, Farbrausch and Fairlight.
- make that ex-memberships, and add another dozen or so
- kool demoshock to the brain is easier to do in Japan because farbrausch bribed Toshiba to calibrate their domestic monitors in a secret way
- Keyboard Cowboys don't actually ride their keyboards anymore, they can't afford new ones
- everytime a "goto" is used in a demo source, god kills a kitten.
- The last time the pope said "Scheisse!" was when he watched the latest penishure shit.
- I am not an atomic playboy.
- keops had enough room to fit a virus in "kings of the playground"
- he squeezed in a baguette porn screen too
- "squeezed" as in fitted it into 64kb, not squeezed into, you know
- he squeezed in a baguette porn screen too
- "squeezed" as in fitted it into 64kb, not squeezed into, you know
- coders actually have evil nightmares about coding html.
- musicians nightmare is standing on a stage with 1000 girls with huge tits that rather want their body than their music.
- graphicians have the nightmare too.
- fans have nightmares about their idols making a too short demo and how to remove their troll statuses on pouet.
- musicians nightmare is standing on a stage with 1000 girls with huge tits that rather want their body than their music.
- graphicians have the nightmare too.
- fans have nightmares about their idols making a too short demo and how to remove their troll statuses on pouet.
- 99.9% of all sceners LOVE this thread ! ( as in: love pouet ! )
- If smth. is sluggish and/or ugly, then it MUST be realtime.
- Demosceners eat up to 10 ton of pizza during their lifetime. Ninjas doesn't like pizzas.
- Demosceners love lolcats, but they try to hide this fact.
- QBasic is the glue that holds the demoscene together.
- The classic jobs in groups like code, graphics, music, swapper have in recent years been given the addition "4chan meme supplier"
- The classic jobs in groups like code, graphics, music, swapper have in recent years been given the addition "4chan meme supplier"
- texel is an island
- trains are actually soundless, they just play ps' musical euvre so that people can hear them coming to avoid accidents.
- ever since gasman became a vegetarian his nomen isnt omen anymore.
- if you play nosfe's videos backwards it's totally reverse to what it would be like when played normally.
- trains are actually soundless, they just play ps' musical euvre so that people can hear them coming to avoid accidents.
- ever since gasman became a vegetarian his nomen isnt omen anymore.
- if you play nosfe's videos backwards it's totally reverse to what it would be like when played normally.
- so far, nosfe's entries were responsible for 15 emergency calls to the video system supplier
- although the scene died 15 years ago, there are still people visiting demoparties and creating demos, oblivious to the fact
- Jim Davis made a fortune by taking cartoons from the "Garfield vs. Scene" thread and replacing the speech bubbles to make them more accessible to the public
- although the scene died 15 years ago, there are still people visiting demoparties and creating demos, oblivious to the fact
- Jim Davis made a fortune by taking cartoons from the "Garfield vs. Scene" thread and replacing the speech bubbles to make them more accessible to the public
- at the age of 78, demoscener Gloom / Excess was still thinking that "regus ademordna" was the most hillarious name for a demo ever to be conjured up. Although he kept it to himself, he always regretted not having had the guts to use a more widely spoken language than Norwegian at the time of naming his demo.
- the autopsy report revealed that gloom's stiffie over the whole joke was actually a case of premature "rigor mortis"
- c++ was made for punishment, never for enjoyment by demo'asacists.
- The whole life is just a long precalc time for a tunnel effect with a bright light shader at the end of it.
- The greetings part in every demo is inspired by greetings part in the music video of "Hyper Hyper!" from Scooter.
- Mathematics was invented to make demos possible.
- Democracy was invented to make demo competitions possible.
- The greetings part in every demo is inspired by greetings part in the music video of "Hyper Hyper!" from Scooter.
- Mathematics was invented to make demos possible.
- Democracy was invented to make demo competitions possible.
- Alcohol was invented to make both demo parties and demos possible
- The letter "B" was invented to make Boozing possible.
- A wise man once said that a good demo is better than fucking ten big-boobed women in a row with one final massive blowjob that sucks you dry until you cry.
- A wise man once said that a good demo is better than fucking ten big-boobed women in a row with one final massive blowjob that sucks you dry until you cry.
- Ribbons like to lick their metaballs.