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Benefits of being PhD?

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the main benefit of being a PhD is most likely, being a highly valued and possibly disposable and thus recoverable piece of paper that will grant some self-proclaimed genius dickhead his salary with more than three zeros at the end.
added on the 2009-06-16 13:52:05 by decipher decipher
I prefer my salary with nines.
added on the 2009-06-16 14:18:12 by xernobyl xernobyl
What a nice new discovery! I have been reading phd comics all day. Some are funny most are not but it's cool :P
added on the 2009-06-16 14:18:40 by Optimus Optimus
Break: Great job... We call those non-lecturers "foschungs-schlampen" :)
added on the 2009-06-16 14:24:57 by chromag chromag
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added on the 2009-06-16 14:35:48 by jua jua
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the main benefit of being a PhD is most likely, being a highly valued and possibly disposable and thus recoverable piece of paper that will grant some self-proclaimed genius dickhead his salary with more than three zeros at the end.


Awesome, and apparently it makes other people be consumed by raging jealousy.
added on the 2009-06-16 15:29:08 by Calexico Calexico
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Last thing: entry requirements for the european space agency (for a position as an astronaut) were, amongst others, to hold a phd *or* to be a fighter pilot. I know that because I applied (but didn't get the job - bastards !!)

AFAIK an M.D. is also enough...
added on the 2009-06-16 17:00:53 by Adok Adok
sheeeees, they let anyone go to space these days..
added on the 2009-06-16 20:23:50 by Hyde Hyde
Hey, soon we need people to flip burgers in space too :)
added on the 2009-06-16 20:30:25 by Rob Rob
In Russia PhD gives you nothing. In some rare cases it can raise your salary a little. Typical salary raise is approximately 200$ and I know only one PhD how get it.

The only reason I got PhD is my own interest to work on complex problem and communicate with a lot of smart people.
added on the 2009-06-16 20:57:01 by stan_1901 stan_1901
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sheeeees, they let anyone go to space these days..


iirc there are about 8000 applicants for a job as astronaut.

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added on the 2009-06-16 21:20:37 by earx earx
PhD is the ultimate emblem of unoriginal though process development in humans since religion. :P
added on the 2009-06-16 21:25:01 by button button
navis: I've been thinking about it, and I must say that applying to be an astronaut is pretty cool, actually. Better luck next time.

Besides, the pick-up line "I'm an astronaut", might just be able to top "I've got a PhD in statistics". Not sure, though, but I've got this gut feeling..
added on the 2009-06-16 23:07:30 by Hyde Hyde
Where is eebliss in all this?!
added on the 2009-06-16 23:40:22 by Deus Deus
I preemptively agree with what eebliss is going to say.
added on the 2009-06-17 10:36:32 by doomdoom doomdoom
eeblis is too busy enjoying his free sausages.
added on the 2009-06-17 10:40:09 by xeron xeron
Navis, maybe we should start a new demogroup.. PhD
entry requirements, a PhD.
:)
Each demo should contain some data presentation from recent study, thumping it along with a nice demotrack with synth lead.
added on the 2009-06-17 15:53:20 by baldrick baldrick
My last words on my deathbed will be:

"It wasn't synth lead god damn it, it was an ibanez electric guitt....


added on the 2009-06-17 16:11:58 by Navis Navis
My dad upgrades himself with constant education. The reason is not the title itself, but the fact that each upgrades makes him worth more. He told me however, that there is a practical limit, that at some point EVERYONE will deem you overqualified for anything and thus it become more of a burden.

I think personally that all humanistic doctorates are bullshit of the highest order. The fact that you can read plato or other entirely irrelevant philospher cult leaders thoughts, and get a pat on the back for being able to reproduce them at a test setting, shows nothing but your ability to rope learn irrelevant things. But I appreciate them (phd's) in a practical setting when they invent new awsome stuff through R&D, cure cancer or give me high speed internets to troll on.
added on the 2009-06-17 16:48:45 by NoahR NoahR
Isn't making a good demo harder than earning a PhD degree?
added on the 2009-06-17 16:53:25 by Adok Adok
Depends on your IQ.
added on the 2009-06-17 17:06:15 by doomdoom doomdoom
Do you mean:
a) If you have a high IQ, making a good demo is harder than earning a PhD degree, or
b) If you have a high IQ, making a good demo is easier than earning a PhD degree?
added on the 2009-06-17 17:43:13 by Adok Adok
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Do you mean:
a) If you have a high IQ, making a good demo is harder than earning a PhD degree, or
b) If you have a high IQ, making a good demo is easier than earning a PhD degree?


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added on the 2009-06-17 19:36:20 by ham ham
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I think personally that all humanistic doctorates are bullshit of the highest order. The fact that you can read plato or other entirely irrelevant philospher cult leaders thoughts, and get a pat on the back for being able to reproduce them at a test setting, shows nothing but your ability to rope learn irrelevant things.


You probably have neither a phd in humanities nor you have spent any time interacting with people who have. So, do you base your assumption on something else other than ignorance ?
added on the 2009-06-17 20:37:40 by Navis Navis

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