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i own an original ghost'n'goblins arcade machine and i think it is impossible to master (1 coin playthrough)....even if you constantly deposit coins it will take you years to master certain passages :)
added on the 2005-11-22 13:54:09 by giZMo^fr giZMo^fr
Superplay? Man, I didn't knew those pages! Great,. it's funny to watch scary videos of finishing games, knowing that the guy is not gonna loose. It's like watching an action movie where you know the protagonist will never die till the end or something. Popcorns anyone?!
added on the 2005-11-22 20:05:59 by Optimus Optimus
Does nyone have videos of people controlling both players together?

I almost forgot Ikaruga. A friend went to Japan and he was really happy about finishing the Arcade with just one coin. Just after that, a Japanishe came in and inserted two coins and the slot, controlling both spaceships at the same time and doing all compos and stuff! Imagine my friend's expression after that!!!
added on the 2005-11-22 20:08:14 by Optimus Optimus
I used to play the Metal Slug series and I once finished the 1st with just one coin. The 2nd takes me at least 3 coins.

Also, I used to play probotector/contra a lot in gameboy, so once I was bored to finish it for the nth time and since I had nothing better to play, I started playing it at 200% speed in the emulator. I learned to finish it in that speed now and then I put other challenges. The 3rd challenge was that I was not allowed to shoot anyone (except from the bosses in order to let the game move me to the next stage). I could jump over enemies and duck bullets for the first level. Then, it was impossible because I had to kill enemies in order to go through passages. Then I just made some funny acrobatics in 3rd level.

In Doom, there are people who record lmp files (doom engine generates them with an option) of various achievements. Like finishing stages at Ultra Violence without loosing any fucking energy, using only pistol/punch/chainsaw (the pacifist mode), using only the punch (tyson lmps), and of course finishing Doom 1/2 in nightmare hardness level or as fast as possible. It's really funny to watch those records, but they are not coming as videos rather than lmp files that need a very specific doom version to run ;P. I once tried some modes and I could just reach the 3rd level in nightmare before I die. It's funny but unfortunatelly the lmp format doesn't work the same way in every doom version, esp. in zdoom or other newer ports..
added on the 2005-11-22 20:18:52 by Optimus Optimus
If you've played doom, you'll find those funny. I wish there were regular videos for these too (gotta ask though).

on demo recording types
Some funny speed records
added on the 2005-11-22 20:31:21 by Optimus Optimus
optimus has a lot of time on his hands..
added on the 2005-11-22 20:31:23 by okkie okkie
River Raid was pain indeed. I googled it a bit and appears it was written by a gurl.
added on the 2005-11-24 04:51:53 by violator violator
Dogs of War (Amiga). I never managed to play it for more than a minute or two without dying.
(Except when I used the timbo f5 cheat)
added on the 2005-11-24 11:18:32 by sprocket sprocket
witch switch on c64. the makers did obviously serve as testobjects for shrooms, which totally shows.

yet, i see myself being almost the only one boasting about this one being unable to master, then again i think i'm the only person in the world who actually knows that game.

i'd be grateful if anyone has a hint how i actually go further in the screen with the windmill after the monkey led me through the swamp.
added on the 2005-11-24 11:52:14 by dalezr dalezr
River Raid = best fun ever
added on the 2005-11-24 12:12:52 by Gargaj Gargaj
And while we are at it: (videos instead of lmps)
http://speeddemosarchive.com/Doom.html
http://speeddemosarchive.com/Doom2.html

And then I found that this page are speed demos for several other games. Wow! Leech!!!

http://speeddemosarchive.com/
added on the 2005-11-25 12:38:05 by Optimus Optimus
Great link.
added on the 2005-11-25 15:54:39 by bdk bdk
Obviously the arcade machine games are so difficult on purpose in order to make the player spend vast amounts of coins. And before mastering a game with just one coin there have to be much coins spent for practice.

Nevertheless no problem if one owns such a machine or uses an emulator. (WHICH IS ILLEGAL without owning the machine ,ein Schuft wer böses dabei denkt ;oP )

Another reason why some (many) games are so difficult might be to raise the sales of tranquilzers.
I guess it´s a conspiracy of the game and pharma industry! =0P

I nearly smashed my keyboard today while playing Galaga´88. Damn ,all enemies cleared but still flying into the last enemy missile. :)
added on the 2005-11-25 19:07:57 by Skyrunner Skyrunner
Using Alien in Alien Versus Predator, without patch.
Hell.
added on the 2005-11-25 21:04:12 by bdk bdk
optimus, also, check out:

http://www.super-play.co.uk/
http://www.ikaruga.co.uk/files/
added on the 2005-11-25 22:24:38 by _-_-__ _-_-__
I HAVE WRITTEN ALL OVER OKKIE'S BODY! WHO WANTS PICTURES?!
added on the 2005-11-26 05:56:35 by jeenio jeenio
I DOMINATE ALL GAMES
I've had an actual Galaga 88 boardset for years and have played it plenty of times.. still haven't beat the thing. I have a vertial monitor jamma cabinet that I play it in. Great controls, but I still can't beat the thing. Oh well, still gives me something to shoot for!
added on the 2005-11-26 20:38:14 by ngtflyer ngtflyer
I finished Arkanoid arcade with 0 coins.
Punching the money case gave me 7 credits everytime...
added on the 2005-11-27 02:34:15 by doh doh
Mhhm, nobody mentioned nethack yet? (or crawl, or other rougelikes for that matter).
added on the 2005-11-27 09:42:20 by tomaes tomaes
1.78 million on the real upright Robotron 2084 tonight, original Wico sticks, factory settings! You don't really win that game, you just get the highest score you can. Just don't ask about my Joust high score.. :) Yes, I do have both of the real upright machines.
added on the 2005-11-29 06:53:49 by ngtflyer ngtflyer
1.78 million on the real upright Robotron 2084 tonight, original Wico sticks, factory settings! You don't really win that game, you just get the highest score you can. Just don't ask about my Joust high score.. :) Yes, I do have both of the real upright machines.
added on the 2005-11-29 06:53:59 by ngtflyer ngtflyer
I bet your e-penis is huge (goddamnit, I want a Robotron arcade) :)
added on the 2005-11-29 11:56:32 by Shifter Shifter
shifter: build one (: Then you can plug the xbox into it and have it use Biwon as the attract mode (:

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