Still looking for a programmer - for the Real A.I. project.

category: residue [glöplog]
Haha, the uselessness (of posting this here =). But here goes.

I am still looking for a programmer. One programmer (1) will do it, and we can take off.

AI is waiting.

added on the 2014-09-03 20:25:19 by Gertrude Gertrude
how old are you? 12?
added on the 2014-09-03 20:32:41 by Maali Maali
added on the 2014-09-03 20:51:46 by StingRay StingRay
I thought you could code.
added on the 2014-09-03 21:16:00 by Preacher Preacher
Oh right, because all research in neuroinformatics is just so plain wrong... But wait! Here comes Gertrude, a.k.a. Vibrator, a.k.a. Stefan Reich, a multiyear long drug addict homeless beggar, claiming he knows better!
added on the 2014-09-03 21:21:55 by xTr1m xTr1m
oh look, the new uncrashable api is coming!
added on the 2014-09-03 21:44:27 by pista pista
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added on the 2014-09-04 14:51:09 by trc_wm trc_wm
added on the 2014-09-04 15:42:52 by Adok Adok
excellent humour, adok
added on the 2014-09-04 16:00:15 by reed reed
this should be a series : "AI Doc"
added on the 2014-09-04 16:41:48 by HellMood HellMood
that indeed is comedy gold, aidok!
added on the 2014-09-04 16:52:07 by Maali Maali
Nah, made me laugh. I got some strange anxious feelings today. Then I read the Aidok and I laughed with myself ai.
added on the 2014-09-04 17:55:18 by Optimus Optimus
well... the domain name is a spoiler.
added on the 2014-09-04 18:47:55 by movAX13h movAX13h
Wanted: somebody to build this hare-brained idea i have!
added on the 2014-09-05 11:04:04 by psonice psonice
Yup. http://www.theminimalists.com/idea/
added on the 2014-09-05 11:22:33 by Preacher Preacher
added on the 2014-09-05 12:34:08 by F-Cycles F-Cycles
F-Cycles: Do the PC 64k thing, please! Stay away from batshit crazy people. :)
Plus - what preacher said.
added on the 2014-09-05 12:55:48 by las las
True dat about the idea guys
And I wanna see that 1bit CPU even if I don't know if it's a good idea.
Or the 64k.
added on the 2014-09-05 13:58:00 by Optimus Optimus
Maybe AI software with all the needed characteristics IS already written (one of many such projects - but how to find THE one?) and is being taught for a 20+ years as a human child. You can't do it faster if you don't use shortcuts based on formulas, am I right?
And the AI must undergo some evolution to produce the most "clever" combination of parameters to learn the best. Humans did.
When will Skynet be ready?
added on the 2014-09-05 15:44:23 by Harekiet Harekiet
What good is an AI if you can break it by making it play tic-tac-toe?
added on the 2014-09-05 15:55:36 by ted ted
i'll just make a torrent of Johnny Depp's brain
added on the 2014-09-05 16:50:54 by Maali Maali
I would kickstart that.
added on the 2014-09-05 16:58:15 by Optimus Optimus
it already kickstarted ages ago
added on the 2014-09-05 17:04:36 by Maali Maali