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wildest thing ever happened to you (or "your friend") at a demoparty

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a local dude (let him remain unknown) dropped acid and filmed stuff with an oldschool vhs cam while being pushed around in a shopping cart. they tipped over several times.

at also mekka it took me 2 hours of catatonic cloudgazing to realize the 2 old hungarian guys interrogating me about stuff were our bus drivers who just wandered inside to see what's all this shit. i was the most high i've been until that point in my entire life (superskunk, i presume)

i was told to ask the elderly ladies for "a schwulenschwanz mit mayo bitte" to get currywurst. i did so, persistently, all the time. acted confused when they tried to correct me in german (which i shallowly understand)
(shopping cart acid cam dude was at Flag btw)
got a blowjob at a breakpoint party after winning some contest.
added on the 2017-02-12 15:27:46 by alien^PDX alien^PDX
As a gangster demoparties are more or less my way to be around noodle-armed docile people.
added on the 2017-02-12 16:26:38 by superplek superplek
Boasting about blowjob on mostly male party raises some questions...
added on the 2017-02-14 11:59:29 by rutra80 rutra80
demoscene is pretty damn gay, or at least experimental. I hope this isn't news to you...
added on the 2017-02-14 12:10:09 by visy visy
Nothing wrong with gay blowjobs. Also, there's quite few people of all genders in the demoscene and at demoparties nowadays.
added on the 2017-02-14 12:40:45 by Preacher Preacher
i think someone should start a demoscene quotes twitter account..
added on the 2017-02-14 13:01:26 by 1in10 1in10
i had a hunch this thread will turn homo ;D
I slipped into a big beer puddle when I ran to the stage during the prizegiving of Revision´16. And if that were not enough, it was also recorded and streamed live ^_^
added on the 2017-02-14 13:30:48 by Virgill Virgill
I once saved a "roofied" chick who tried to escape from a bunch of drunk/high foreigners at a .hu party, trying to "intimately befriend" her... That wasn't even remotely funny...

Another: One of the two members of a .hu demogroup got "slightly" drunk, and decided to puke straight into the open tower case of the other member's PC, just across the table where we were sitting, while the thing was still powered on and running. (This was like around 2001-2002 or so, laptops weren't mainstream yet.)

During the mid-late 2000s, some .hu parties were haunted by the "Pooping Phantom". His identity is still unknown, and it's still unclear if it was a single person, but we had a series of poop related incidents, with a somewhat consistent pattern. The "Pooping Phantom" did what his name suggests; he left a big pile of excrement at various locations at the partyplace - once in a box of flowers on the terrace, the next time right next to a toilet, on the ground (while the toilet itself being clean and useable), etc - and then disappeared, having us, the organizers clean up the results. So we christened the unknown suspect "Pooping Phantom" and he's still legendary to this day...

But well, does it go wilder than getting busted while making love in the sleeping room, which experience then ends up as a wild demo entry for the same party?
added on the 2017-02-14 14:00:01 by Charlie Charlie
Where should one even start from...
added on the 2017-02-14 14:31:41 by leGend leGend
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During the mid-late 2000s, some .hu parties were haunted by the "Pooping Phantom". His identity is still unknown, and it's still unclear if it was a single person, but we had a series of poop related incidents, with a somewhat consistent pattern. The "Pooping Phantom" did what his name suggests; he left a big pile of excrement at various locations at the partyplace - once in a box of flowers on the terrace, the next time right next to a toilet, on the ground (while the toilet itself being clean and useable), etc - and then disappeared, having us, the organizers clean up the results. So we christened the unknown suspect "Pooping Phantom" and he's still legendary to this day..


This is incredible.
added on the 2017-02-14 14:47:36 by okkie okkie
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Nothing wrong with gay blowjobs. Also, there's quite few people of all genders in the demoscene and at demoparties nowadays.

Blowjobs are physically unhealthy, gay blowjobs are additionally psychically unhealthy.
By "all genders" don't you mean "both genders"?
Preacher BTW, could you please fix "I am" to work on newer systems and support all resolutions?

This thread should be merged with the one about relating demoscene in CVs :))
added on the 2017-02-15 10:53:08 by rutra80 rutra80
wow..

shit like that is why we can't have nice things :(
added on the 2017-02-15 11:02:18 by okkie okkie
And why a lot of skilled people with potential have a disinterest in the scene.
added on the 2017-02-15 11:20:20 by noby noby
The first thing coming to my mind is Surfing/RJ missed the bus trip from Copenhagen to The Party 1998 because he was caught by german police while pissing on a church wall in Munich and thus jailed for the night. Second best, when somebody convinced the same guy to throw himself down from the cliffs at Boozembly. Third, Melwyn and myself sizing some girl's tits to manually assess which one was larger.

Sadly enough, booze blurred away some of the wildest memories from party trips, but I still have a few logs and partyreports I wrote. I remember we had some special fun digging a deep hole trap on the beach at TiG 1998 and luring Psyko/vRn in it.
added on the 2017-02-15 11:31:56 by dixan dixan
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Blowjobs are physically unhealthy, gay blowjobs are additionally psychically unhealthy.
By "all genders" don't you mean "both genders"?


Last time I checked there was an entire rainbow of gender fluidity, but it seems you're some how colour blind.
added on the 2017-02-15 14:41:57 by djh0ffman djh0ffman
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Last time I checked there was an entire rainbow of gender fluidity, but it seems you're some how colour blind.

wtf is gender fluidity? sounds like menstruation and semen... <facepalm>
added on the 2017-02-15 15:06:51 by rutra80 rutra80
Welcome to Planet Earth, rutra80. It's way bigger than you might think.
added on the 2017-02-15 15:11:39 by kb_ kb_
I wonder more about this statement:
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Blowjobs are physically unhealthy

...and wanking makes blind, or what?! ;)
kb_ I'm actually beginning to find it scary how "big" some people want it to be.
Hardy: digestive system is not the right place for reproductive/excretory system bacteriae :)
added on the 2017-02-15 15:20:23 by rutra80 rutra80
It's not how big "people want it to be", it's how big it IS, despite people closing their eyes, covering their ears and shouting "LALALALALA" because they don't want to cope with the clash between reality and their prejudices.

But you already somehow know that deep inside, don't you. [cue deep throat joke]
added on the 2017-02-15 15:40:29 by kb_ kb_
Reality is that there are 2 genders. Any supposed fluidity in that matter is an act of personality-disordered people closing their eyes, covering their ears and shouting "LALALALALA".
added on the 2017-02-15 15:48:11 by rutra80 rutra80
go rutra80 go
added on the 2017-02-15 15:49:28 by EviL EviL

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