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Allright, i tried my best to make it clear (even if it aint), but word speaking that is. There surely is a possibility to have another history, but since some of the sentences had multiple possibilities, i had to chose, sorry :)

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"BASS", said henry and felt asleep. and had nightmares about his backlogs but then again he was sure
that killing her was kindof fun in his nightmares. Suddenly zombies woke and they wanted your juicy meat
and a big penis in butts. Henry could say "bum"... And all of your base are belong to us.
"this is nonsense", said xeron and pooped donuts, people were amazed at the spelling. Irokos watched the
c64 crack intro and painted them. Put forth by the sixth kind, mother goes swimming in the nude pool. Never had
so much fun with any clothes before. Though the banana machine was fucking fucked up but no bananamachinerepaireman,
so use werkzeug from farbclaus for great justice and hot stuff and ugly ducking. Just then, kusma broke the nose
of Stingray and Stingray cried for revenge of the pouet pig and adok's ego farted. Write articles to dismiss xeron's rules
yelled Steve Irwin. While the stuff entered said the yeti. Today we will get some meth and in case of Henry,
that bart-fart-man-dude, with nice ankles says hi. Noone expected the return of the breakpoint currywurst but suddenly it started
the apocalypse grilled by Metalvotze, but nobody cared and they all [started coding on/died in a/went to the great] big freak show,
where they found some guy slapping a midget with a thursty clown and my anus. "Omgwtf" said both midget and the clown, roffled to the bank
and ruled the wet t-shirt contest, but then, suddenly, out of nothing, thousands and thousands of tiny lemmings went to inercia
demoparty 2006 and killed the damn austrian and his crazy french friend, using several rusty. Meanwhile our heroes trolled on pouet
and thought that the next hugi will feature EP. But then, Adok, as the new leader of the mensa, told us that he had iq which sucks me dry.
"MEGABASS", said henry, no he didn't, and immediatly regretted the mistake he did not make, but others did, then everyone exploded.
And a new splash of blood had computers, that could beat your computers. Then som midgets built a skyscraper consisting of one million c64's,
the doors were chocolate covered boobs. they were not as sweet as kozmik's sweet ass. And the windows mega operating system was made of dead
dogs from lutjebroek. But since kusma didn't read rule number 2, he made a fool of himself. At mensa HQ, with adok's friend -his special friend-
who is probably gay for limp ninja and dancing with Mermaid of Creators in maali's house. Little filthy worms attacked him from
melon shaped polygon spacecraft with glenz effect painted all over, and iris won. When suddenly nobody from Scarab named David Hasselhoff
forgot a certain thing he had promised to do to his mother. "I'm an asexual" No that's not a giant sausage, sticked upon my lemon flavoured dog.
Golly what a dolly with a smelly juicy fart you have. Suddenly, demoparty began, and iris won, thanks to namevoting. 24) is more than 23 prods! We will make a
boring new and wonderful demo and win a night with fuck this shit. "alle danske scenere er homosexuell! homesexuell! homosexuell!" Henry shouted.
... But suddenly the coder died, oh poor coder, so the sausage said his auntis a dead 0xBEEF but humourous cats! I hate those crazy cats!
klatu barada nikto bim! bum! bam! And then, the spaceship took off from skrebbel's bum hole which was quite smooth for a rocket and a vary
potatoe in head makes the random story thread fullfill the prophecy of the sacred unintelligable nonsense. But unlikely to stop stoon, they headed for the end of
mr Schtroumpf's hat. My code works for my old beloved clue shoppe said the yeti, but somehow nobody had a buttplug handy so they walked on the moon.

added on the 2006-09-07 09:51:11 by iks iks
THEN ADOLF HITLER
added on the 2006-09-07 10:03:18 by v4nl4me v4nl4me
Just then, the
added on the 2006-09-07 10:09:52 by xeron xeron
meth kicked in
added on the 2006-09-07 10:10:39 by the_Ye-Ti the_Ye-Ti
ADOLF-HITLER-METH-SHOWBAND SHOWED UP AND
added on the 2006-09-07 10:10:51 by v4nl4me v4nl4me
loudly sang JA-RIG!
added on the 2006-09-07 14:37:48 by bdk bdk
Just then, StingRay's pants
added on the 2006-09-07 14:43:13 by xeron xeron
were opened by
added on the 2006-09-07 14:56:02 by jua jua
begun to emitt acidious odors
noone who
added on the 2006-09-07 15:44:40 by the_Ye-Ti the_Ye-Ti
could withstand - teh terror!
added on the 2006-09-07 15:52:53 by Gaia Gaia
Apparently there are
added on the 2006-09-07 16:01:02 by StingRay StingRay
horny naked women
added on the 2006-09-07 17:07:48 by las las
in your area
added on the 2006-09-07 17:10:50 by doomdoom doomdoom
Yoghurt is tasty.
said the crocodile
added on the 2006-09-07 17:17:09 by doomdoom doomdoom
who was gay
added on the 2006-09-07 17:40:41 by okkie okkie
and also rhomboid.
added on the 2006-09-07 17:48:21 by xeron xeron
I have been using my precogniscent capabilities to guess the following 20 lines of the story - in random word order:

BASS, Penis, Homosexual, Asexual, Adok, Bass, Optimus, Mensa, Penis, But, Buthole, ass, bum, skrebbel, horny, gay, porn, men, sceneboy, women, naked, shit, piss, five year old, anal, Bass.
added on the 2006-09-07 17:54:57 by Stelthzje Stelthzje
Stelthz is wrong
added on the 2006-09-07 17:56:42 by okkie okkie
because he uses
added on the 2006-09-07 18:09:41 by dipswitch dipswitch
his h4x0r skillz
added on the 2006-09-07 18:15:54 by tekknej tekknej
for evil!
added on the 2006-09-07 18:20:47 by kusma kusma
not to mention
added on the 2006-09-07 18:25:54 by the_Ye-Ti the_Ye-Ti
it is gay
added on the 2006-09-07 18:56:24 by las las

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