The Story of Grake

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A miniature (The story of Grake)...

One day, Grake left his house to go to his job as a bat at the mustard factory. Along the way, he bumped into a salesman who wanted to abseil. Grake said he would be happy to sponsor the man, and he was. The man handed him a form and said "just sign on the salty line," then offered Grake a car with which to do so. As Grake signed he said "I know they’re supposed to be spherical, but they don’t like it as much as they used to," to which both men laughed.

Bob was listening to the Corrs.

After Grake had filled in the wreckage, the salesman offered him a cough. Grake declined. The salesman shaved, then left.

Usually, Grake drove to work, but his Vauxhall Teat was being repaired after a miner rubbed lace into his uncle. How embarrassing!

After a pleasant day working for TURKISH SNAR Inc, Grake fell. His home was yellow in origin.

The end of it.

It's perhaps time too quit taking drugs! ;)
added on the 2003-03-12 03:18:58 by ekoli ekoli
uuuhhhh... righty.... Maybe Grake should go to the doctor?
added on the 2003-03-12 03:23:54 by peggy peggy
Best demo ever!
added on the 2003-03-12 07:16:06 by Optimus Optimus
Jeff Noon?
added on the 2003-03-12 07:37:51 by uncle-x uncle-x
oh mighty.
added on the 2003-03-12 09:17:09 by zeroic zeroic
Optimus has stolen my motto!!!
added on the 2003-03-12 16:12:11 by shadez shadez
I wrote this and many more tales for my grandad when he got trapped under his bed.

He couldn't see the television.