Demosceners at German Pirates Party conference?

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i agree with okkie. the dutch "piratenpartij" were all WoW-nerds with the social skills of Sheldon Cooper's retarded cousin... struggling to explain why the fuck they even exist, let alone make a whopping statement whatsoever.... my advice: if you want downloading freedom, vote for the PVV! they have it on their agenda and in the process they tell all black people to fuck off, therefore (assuming you're a white person) giving you more bandwidth to burn on your daily donkeyporn. win-win i'd say!
The Finnish PP managed to make a really good impression by nominating, among other quality candidates, multiple guys whose online (and probably real life) existence is based on whining that their market value is too low and they can't get laid, a porn star who made a hugely embarrassing "election porno" and a BB competitor (as chav as they come) who failed to have any kind of clue on anything. Combine that with the generic "intellectual geekism" (the kind of that really doesn't sell or appeal outside the Linux crowd) and it's a big wonder that they managed to get as many votes as they did.

In the end, the only thing that the pirates managed to do was to steal enough votes from the only prominent Finnish politician who actually has a clue on computer-related things to sabotage his candidacy and to replace him with a person whose only merit is that he belongs to both an ethnic and a sexual minority. Nice going.
added on the 2011-12-05 20:28:05 by Preacher Preacher
well, i wonder how some of you ppl think in some years, when pirates are leading the whole european armada. :D ARRRRRRRRH
added on the 2011-12-06 14:17:22 by dr.toilet dr.toilet
election porno? where :)
added on the 2011-12-06 14:34:13 by superplek superplek
i guess they misunderstood when they were advised to tell people to "go fucking vote"
added on the 2011-12-06 14:42:54 by Gargaj Gargaj
putting the erection back in election

pfff, so close :(
added on the 2011-12-06 16:31:55 by superplek superplek
I don't usually post porn links, but if you're actually interested, you can get the election porno here:
added on the 2011-12-06 22:53:49 by Preacher Preacher
(a direct link: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1138728328)
added on the 2011-12-06 22:54:36 by Preacher Preacher
"I don't usually post porn links" now thats a weird disclaimer :)

also I skipped through it and it was, well, surreal. its just a lowgrade porn thing but the election setting and those head printouts make it really weird :)
added on the 2011-12-07 02:26:09 by superplek superplek
Yes...weird indeed. Porn mixed with people speaking like britelite.
added on the 2011-12-07 03:39:11 by Exin Exin
Also, single issue parties always suck.

Bullshit. The "Eindhovense Stoplichtenpartij" will win the next local elections, I tell you!
added on the 2011-12-07 08:50:53 by skrebbel skrebbel
a person whose only merit is that he belongs to both an ethnic and a sexual minority. Nice going.

Wait. *He* belongs to a sexual minority? Hmm, well, if any country would have a massive female majority in parliament, it'd be Finland I guess.
added on the 2011-12-07 08:55:24 by skrebbel skrebbel
Let me phrase it the other way: He is both black and gay.
added on the 2011-12-07 10:15:01 by Preacher Preacher
Also, single issue parties always suck.

I voted for "Eŭropo Demokratio Esperanto" and i'm quite proud of it. IMO you can give a clear answer to one problem, but people who tell they have good answers to all problems, as politicians do, are only liars!
added on the 2011-12-07 12:54:24 by baah baah
Preacher, and now there are black people in Finland too?

Wow. The times, they are a-changin'.
added on the 2011-12-07 12:59:50 by skrebbel skrebbel
don't worry, they're working on the problem:
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added on the 2011-12-07 13:07:19 by Gargaj Gargaj
Gargaj, that was just waiting to be brought up :D

Gotta admit, it puzzles me what the group of individuals who came up with this "let's label our shops with 1 to 4 K's according to their size" was thinking..
added on the 2011-12-07 15:10:57 by el-bee el-bee
they were not thinking about american racists, so much is fo' sure :d
added on the 2011-12-08 10:21:30 by wysiwtf wysiwtf
The dating profile of a typical member of Pirate Party Finland http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Wareborg