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mr murphy went to the vets with his bird
please mr vet my bird is flat on its back with flu
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what should i do??
please help by reply
added on the 2005-10-20 14:32:19 by seel seel
oh no, not another fakeuser
added on the 2005-10-20 14:33:24 by quisten quisten
did you hear about the warez-dude who forgot to shave?

he got 0-day growth

ha ha ha ha ha.
fake user of a hanky?
added on the 2005-10-20 14:35:58 by seel seel
pete: hey that was an ok one :D
added on the 2005-10-20 16:35:07 by Gargaj Gargaj
What do you call a coder who is colorblind?

A good designer!

hö-hö-hö.
added on the 2005-10-20 17:07:11 by Visualice Visualice
No problem Visu, if there weren't some handicapped or outright retarded ppl, the scene would be out of artists ;)
added on the 2005-10-20 17:29:02 by kb_ kb_
a robot walks into a bar and says 'blip' and the bartender says 'nah, i use firefox but my wife still downloads porno with kazaa!'
added on the 2005-10-20 19:47:06 by okkie okkie
how many condoms can u use to make a tire? 365 if its a good year
a scener walks into a bar and says 'BASS' and the bartender says 'c\~/ skrebbel, go drink your cheapass edah beers where the real party is!'
added on the 2005-10-20 21:12:48 by havoc havoc
2 fonts walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve your type here".
added on the 2005-10-21 02:14:36 by defbase defbase
the liitle boy called 'irie' walks in ang gets a short :)
added on the 2005-10-21 11:32:04 by seel seel
defbase: i bet it was Comic Sans and Arial, right?

anyway

Havoc walks into a bar and then bangs his head on the door.
added on the 2005-10-21 12:48:33 by okkie okkie
A copper and a raster walk into a bar...
added on the 2005-10-21 12:54:45 by Gargaj Gargaj
A C64 coder walks into a bar, and notices a jamaican fellow sat at one of the stools.

C64 coder: "I'd like a..."
Jamaican fellow: "scuse me, 'ave ya got a light?"
C64 coder: "No, sorry. I'd like a..."
Jamaican fellow: "sorry ta bother ya again, but I think your shoe is untied"
C64 coder: "Oh yes. I'll tie it in a minute. Anyway, barman, I'd like a..."
Jamaican fellow: "so sorry, but i don't suppose you could spare 50p?"
Barman: "Ahh... I see you're having trouble with your rasta interrupts!"
added on the 2005-10-21 13:16:57 by xeron xeron
haha, funny. :D
added on the 2005-10-21 14:13:17 by sprocket sprocket
zzzzzippo slammers with a sprinkling of magic mushroom!!
added on the 2005-10-21 14:43:22 by seel seel
How do they call broken Amiga?
- Atari

LOOOL
added on the 2005-10-21 15:03:28 by shadez shadez
shadez:how=what

microsoft windows=tin opener
demoscene=popeye
added on the 2005-10-21 15:10:19 by seel seel
round of applause for Xeron :)
added on the 2005-10-21 15:17:23 by defbase defbase
Did you know that the first Mortal Kombat game was Goro-shaded?
added on the 2005-10-21 15:41:57 by Gargaj Gargaj
Gouraud?
added on the 2005-10-21 15:45:22 by sprocket sprocket
We wanna stencilvectors!
added on the 2005-10-21 15:45:43 by sprocket sprocket
C64 joke. That was good!
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added on the 2005-10-22 16:28:05 by Optimonk Optimonk

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