Chuck Norris on the demoscene

category: general [glöplog]
Chuck Norris once began coding a demo. Minutes after he finished it, the demo became self aware, asumed physical form and left the planet It is now teaching applied time traveling methodologies at the University of Zektor, HD 118054. In Aramaic, of course.
added on the 2006-03-30 21:30:03 by moT moT
Once, Chuck Norris won a wild demo competition, when his production ate three organizers on stage and threatened to copulate with a fourth one.
added on the 2006-03-30 22:02:10 by moT moT
In order to cope with his typing speed, Chuck Norris uses a special keyboard connected to an Accelerated Keyboard Port (AKP for short). It uses two 512 bit channels running at 1066 MHz quad-pumped, connected directly to the CPU, bypassing the memory controller.

With this keyboard, Chuck Norris does not need to code any effects: He just types-in the contents of the frame buffer. Needless to say, all his demos are 8X antialiased and support native NTSC framerates.
added on the 2006-03-30 22:12:29 by moT moT
and now for some funny ones please.
added on the 2006-03-30 22:58:42 by Gargaj Gargaj
.. those were good ones.
added on the 2006-03-30 23:51:58 by Navis Navis
Chuck Norris has only seen the very first demo decades ago. His mind then extrapolated all coming demos within a split second, and he left the demo scene before entering it, due to mere boredom.
added on the 2006-03-31 00:14:29 by Krill Krill
Triple Twice.
added on the 2006-03-31 01:29:41 by bdk bdk
http://www.pouet.net/prod.php?which=23584 Our Tribute To Chuck!
added on the 2006-03-31 15:04:11 by Szczupaq Szczupaq
Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked pouët.net.

added on the 2006-04-03 10:11:38 by bdk bdk
Chuck Norris does not kick you out of the irc. He roundhouse kicks you.
added on the 2007-01-24 21:55:20 by Optimus Optimus
Chuck Norris doesn't know what pain feels like.
He doesn't have to.
OMG!! chuck norriz iz on ur internet checking ur filez!!!!11
added on the 2007-02-27 14:35:35 by bdk bdk
chuck my norris
added on the 2007-02-27 16:08:11 by mazor_ mazor_
Chuck norris owns all ZX Spectrum 128k of the world, so sell one at your own risk, JSYK...
added on the 2007-03-22 21:41:45 by Pulsar Pulsar
chuck norris should come to bp
added on the 2007-03-23 00:30:04 by nosfe nosfe