replace buddha with demoscene

category: general [glöplog]
A monk asked Tozan, "What is The Demoscene?"
Tozan answered, "Aston Martin."

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added on the 2008-09-03 23:15:17 by TomS4wy3R TomS4wy3R
"Demoscene is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony." (Mahatma Gandhi)
added on the 2008-09-03 23:16:21 by Salinga Salinga
"Demoscene, is the inspiration source for people who want to make money with demoscene ideas." (LCF 2008)
"Demoscene is not a sect. Demoscene just helps people to feel better"
added on the 2008-09-03 23:30:52 by oxb oxb
unbelieveable. thanks guys, you made me laugh a lot.

originally i just placed my theory there so i could say my one sentence but the stuff you guys came up with was brilliant. :)

it's true, buddha is not a deity, i tried to cover as much as possible with $divinity, which also covers the divine - but i actually meant the dharma body when i said buddha. it's still applicable on a lot of other things as you see.

and now for something completely different:
added on the 2008-09-04 00:13:06 by paniq paniq
Se Demoscene lhe jogasse uma corda, você subiria com suas forças ou pediria que ele puxasse?
added on the 2008-09-04 00:30:25 by texel texel
"It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great demoscene who made him." (Abraham Lincoln)
added on the 2008-09-04 00:30:29 by Salinga Salinga
Your demoscene is a motherfucking giraffe
added on the 2008-09-04 00:36:53 by texel texel
... and from now on, asians and "trendy" people will worship goraud shaded ducks, cubes and shaders. also trance music.
added on the 2008-09-04 00:48:31 by kelsey kelsey
"Whenever I hear anyone arguing for demoscene, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally." (Abraham Lincoln)
added on the 2008-09-04 00:52:48 by Salinga Salinga
In the beginning, there was Jack, and Jack had a groove.
And from this groove came the groove of all grooves.
And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Jack boldy declared,
"Let there be demoscene!"
and demoscene was born.
"I am, you see,
I am
the creator, and this is my demoscene!
And, in my demoscene there is ONLY demoscene .
But, I am not so selfish because once you enter my demoscene it then becomes OUR demoscene!"
And, you see, no one man owns demoscene because demoscene is a universal language, spoken and understood by all.
You see, demoscene is a feeling that no one can understand really unless you're deep into the vibe of demoscene.
demoscene is an uncontrollable desire to jack your body.
And, as I told you before, this is our demoscene.
And in every demoscene, you understand, there is a keeper.
And, in this demoscene, the keeper is Jack.
Now some of you who might wonder,
"Who is Jack, and what is it that Jack does?"
Jack is the one who gives you the power to jack your body!
Jack is the one who gives you the power to do the snake.
Jack is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm.
Jack is the one who learns you how to walk your body.
Jack is the one that can bring nations and nations of all Jackers together under one demoscene.
You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile. It don't make a difference in OUR demoscene.
And this is fresh.
added on the 2008-09-04 01:02:59 by efecto efecto
"Before demoscene we are all equally wise - and equally foolish." (Albert Einstein)
added on the 2008-09-04 01:09:50 by Salinga Salinga
"Chant BASS and be happy!" -A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Srila Prabhupada
added on the 2008-09-04 05:58:25 by tempest tempest
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh demoscene R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
added on the 2008-09-04 06:43:50 by sauli sauli
I reallly wanna see you, I really wanna know you, I really wanna be with you, but it takes so long, demoscene. My demoscene, my sweet demoscene. :)
added on the 2008-09-04 08:54:17 by xTr1m xTr1m
"The demoscene delusion" - R. Dawkins
"Wenn ich DemoScene höre ... entsichere ich meinen Browning!", - Hanns Josht
added on the 2008-09-04 09:43:59 by Hyde Hyde
The demoscene doesn't lie. If there is something to be changed in this world, then it can only happen through the demoscene.
- Jimi Hendrix
added on the 2008-09-04 10:00:01 by raer raer
There is a wisdom of the demo, and a wisdom of the scene.
- Charles Dickens
added on the 2008-09-04 10:01:55 by raer raer
"We're more popular than Farbrausch now" - John Lennon
added on the 2008-09-04 14:21:29 by gasman gasman
"Demosceners Is nice. Especial Fairbrausch".
- Bill Gates
added on the 2008-09-04 16:59:31 by neoneye neoneye
It was a group of guys in the demoscene. No cycles. No woman. The demoscene. (Coluche)
"Demoscene has died a long time ago... on a cross. Since demoscene has resurrected, many peoples believe in it but we still have no proof it actually exists" -me
added on the 2008-09-04 18:04:38 by oxb oxb
"The universe is too perfect to be the result of a stroke of luck. That's why we should probably believe in demoscene as being the creator of universe" -a famous astrophysician I don't remember the name
added on the 2008-09-04 18:07:53 by oxb oxb
"Our ancestors have been burrying their deads since they started to believe in demoscene. Demoscene is the origin of mankind."
added on the 2008-09-04 18:16:43 by oxb oxb