Your children

category: general [glöplog]

Why don't you people adopt some kids instead. Lots of kids in the world without parents.

Probably because part of the massive egotrip of having a kid is seeing traces of your genes in the child. Once the kid has grown up, moved out and distanced from the parents, the only link is the parents part of the dna and perhaps the last name.

Eh. I can get behind bashing Adok, but having children is a terrible thing to do.

Indeed, to me it is the ultimate assault to reproduce and assume that the offspring will enjoy spending 18 years in the company of the parents, and a lifetime in this world.
added on the 2008-11-07 23:19:05 by hollowman hollowman
heh, you better make them enjoy it. you know, that's what's parenting is all about.
added on the 2008-11-07 23:36:01 by kelsey kelsey
Childfree is the best way to be - no hassle then.

Better still, get a cat or a dog. They will give you much more love than a kid would - with less than half the shit that kids can be.
added on the 2008-11-07 23:52:52 by Felice Felice
They will give you much more love than a kid would - with less than half the shit

Hmm, I wonder how much shit a dog produces compared to a similarly sized child.
added on the 2008-11-08 02:44:49 by dnes dnes
I for one am enjoying my lifetime in this world, thank you very much.
added on the 2008-11-08 02:58:02 by jobe jobe
dnes: i would say it's probably about equal. difference is with a dog you can train them not to shit all over themselves a LOT quicker. I mean, for how long do children shit their pants, 1 - 2 years? I trained my 2 month old puppy in less than 4-5 weeks.
i'm not having a baby until they start selling Dog-Children.
added on the 2008-11-08 03:01:33 by button button
Felice: did you ever have a dog or cat? - please answer!
added on the 2008-11-08 03:17:41 by Puryx Puryx
dnes: good thinking. great comparison!
added on the 2008-11-08 11:36:23 by earx earx
Goddamn you people keep amazing me!
added on the 2008-11-08 11:58:25 by okkie okkie
clap clap to new english twins
added on the 2008-11-08 12:15:26 by 24 24
You're not out of amazement yet, money is also a motive:

added on the 2008-11-08 13:23:53 by hitchhikr hitchhikr
and if you don't want to buy a Nigerian one: http://www.stopvaw.org/26Oct20042.html
http://www.voanews.com/english/archive/2005-05/New-Program-aims-to-Fight-Child-T rafficking-in-Russia.cfm

I think i have found the perfect child anyways:-

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added on the 2008-11-08 14:00:40 by button button
and your children will be next!
I believe Adok meant "You're children".

"Your"!="You're"! Learn the difference, Adok!
added on the 2008-11-08 15:52:58 by Calexico Calexico
Calexico, I don't think their is any hope for him :)
added on the 2008-11-08 15:53:36 by kb_ kb_
Oh your witty
added on the 2008-11-08 16:03:41 by Calexico Calexico
his witty then you're witty. is that an apple in you're pocket or your just got a massive nut sack?
added on the 2008-11-08 16:08:49 by button button
I wonder why nobody has posted http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf yet...
added on the 2008-11-08 18:40:05 by kb_ kb_
[x] i fantasize about having sexual intercourse with a platypus
[ ] i do not fantasize about having sexual intercourse with a platypus
[ ]not wtf?
added on the 2008-11-08 18:45:16 by NoahR NoahR
[x] illegal telepathy between cat and dolphin can be sexual
[ ] illegal telepathy between cat and dolphin cannot be sexual
added on the 2008-11-08 20:18:08 by earx earx
i'm so definitely going to have kids. my genes are awesome, and there should be more of them!
added on the 2008-11-08 20:22:36 by skrebbel skrebbel
[X] 1
[ ] 0
added on the 2008-11-08 20:22:52 by Calexico Calexico