Optimus Celebrity?

category: general [glöplog]
No, Pouet is already fine for me :)
added on the 2003-06-23 11:11:12 by Optimus Optimus
hmm .. gothptimus would indeed be a nice livejournal name =)
added on the 2003-06-23 11:45:59 by dalezr dalezr
Does POUET really stands for "Please Optimus's Uncontrollable Ego Totally"?
added on the 2003-06-23 11:46:40 by FooLman FooLman
It makes me laugh, people see a silly-looking thread started by optimus yet again, and they hate reading optimus's threads.

So, they read the thread. And then complain about it.

You're not forced to read the thread... you can read the title and not click on it can't you???
added on the 2003-06-23 12:22:31 by psonice psonice
Oh' common all of you people!!! Don't you have anything more important to do than still writting in this thread? Get a life! ;)
added on the 2003-06-23 14:03:17 by Optimus Optimus
overabundance of expressiveness says it all btw
added on the 2003-06-23 14:04:00 by Optimus Optimus
he's telling us..
added on the 2003-06-23 14:44:02 by bhead bhead
actually, i think we should keep going for a while with this thread. If we can confine optimus to a single thread, and destroy the thread while he's still in there, we could kill his digital self, freeing him from glop slavery at the same time.
added on the 2003-06-23 15:51:23 by psonice psonice
I had a dream about Optimus and he had his head caught in a fence. I gave him some lemonade and he roared like a lion. Then suddenly Brian Dennehy came over and twisted the bars of the fence and let Optimus out.

Then I met Sabrina the teenage witch and started making out with her.
added on the 2003-06-23 17:16:09 by Tongue Tongue
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God she is so hot. I would do anything just to be with her. I would give up my whole life to spend it with her, but I know it can never be and it hurts so much. :(

added on the 2003-06-23 17:22:16 by Tongue Tongue
aaah stop it with optimus ... in fact if you dont like reading him, just stop reading his topics, it's easy enough ...

i'm sure you like flaming him ... not fair
added on the 2003-06-23 17:37:08 by flure flure
New pouet.net feature request : Optimus' Blog
(located outside of BBS section)
added on the 2003-06-24 11:20:20 by willbe willbe
Also wanted to say, that I am not doing this regularly..
added on the 2003-06-24 12:15:31 by Optimus Optimus
after thinking a little (yes sometimes i think before posting) i see no problems in all the optimus babbling about his life, the universe and everything else (remember the answer is 42)

If you dont want to read him, it's easy : just dont read him
If by accident you read him, you wont be able to make me believe it's an accident because nobody is able to read 50 lines of babbling by accident

so what's the point in all of that ?

if you want Optimus to stop writiing, just dont read him, or just dont post comments on his topics ... he will stop by himself then

but please, all this rant is becoming more silly than the original topic

and if someone has the argument of the "pollution" that optimus topics generates, lets just talk about the porn pictures we had some time ago ...
added on the 2003-06-24 13:56:13 by flure flure
yes! whatever happend to posting porn pictures? those where good days!!!
added on the 2003-06-24 14:15:45 by okkie okkie
probably scene is dead?
added on the 2003-06-24 15:29:42 by shadez shadez
Well, if its the porn picture posting scene that's dead, thats fine with me. At least i can use pouet safely at work now!
added on the 2003-06-24 15:50:43 by psonice psonice
although the possibilities are wide, at least if you ask Google:

Searched the web for optimus pr0n. Results 1 - 10 of about 113. Search took 0.15 seconds
added on the 2003-06-24 15:55:08 by FooLman FooLman

Is optimus coding pron now???? or building some mega high tech security system to hide his pron?

It's either a wierd fetish or severe paranoia....
added on the 2003-06-24 17:31:32 by psonice psonice
In case Optimus wants we can set him up a nice blog to which he can link from within these forums. It could be part or an extra to the famouse computer females page!

Optimus, how's it going with the females page? Any updates we can expect soon? Ideas to bring more females to the scene with the site, ... etc.?

To everyone else... make Optimus update that site more often then there will be less time for postings in here! =) hehehe...
I don't think I will have time even this Summer for that,. or I could say better that I don't think I will like to spend my time for the scene chicks, cause I am bored of them ;P
added on the 2003-06-24 20:08:09 by Optimus Optimus
yeah, I would be pretty bored too after looking SO hard for internet chicks and STILL not getting laid. Damn scene girls, frigid scum.
added on the 2003-06-24 20:33:07 by kb_ kb_

I usually don't have dreams. That is, i probably do, but i never recall anything of them. unless they really, really hurt, that is.

This night i had one. I and some other former schoolmates of mine were together, spending time in something looking like mixed natural lanscape of south and middle germany. And among the friends was K., the girl i'm IRL in love with and not very likely to ever see again. So, i'm somewhat happy, although i keep distance. Then i turn around, see a train behind me, step once to the side... and though i avoid the train, i can see it running right over K! Quite weird, there were not even rails. The train came like from nowhere.

This is not yet the end of the dream. It ends as i cook in the community, count people, and ask the others where is K., but they just shake their heads, and i don't understand what's all about ... then i suddenly recall... and *DEEP* *PAIN*... and then i wake up.

Why didn't i run rescue her? Why didn't she step aside like i did? WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE? Do i have to draw any conseqences? Go into an asylum for another week or 2? Call her sister so that she warns her of trains?

Feels like i'm going insane.

added on the 2003-06-24 21:33:36 by eye eye
a free SYGROU ride for optimus to a KOLOBARO and then a wonderfull times with an blonde east-block girl in order to get rid of the fat long-accumulated seeds ,fucking good idea huh?
added on the 2003-06-24 21:37:14 by nEC nEC
Optimus is welcome to the Computer Science Faculty of the Technology University in München/Garching, we've got lotsa beatiful girls from Croatia here. :)
added on the 2003-06-24 21:52:03 by eye eye