The best video game ever made!

category: general [glöplog]
Also has anyone read the EULA before loading the game? I don't remember the terms and conditions :(.
added on the 2009-05-30 18:52:55 by decipher decipher
Is there a nude patch?

Not in my server.
added on the 2009-05-30 19:09:15 by xernobyl xernobyl
The games so much fun, most players spend a good proportion of the play time trying NOT to complete the game. The end sucks so much I've heard that hardly anyone plays it twice though. There are a few that claim to play it a few times but its hard to believe as they seem to suck at the game.

Also I hate the bugs. For some people the sound doesnt work, for others the graphics are just black or real dark.
added on the 2009-05-30 19:18:35 by auld auld
Also I hate the bugs. For some people the sound doesnt work, for others the graphics are just black or real dark.

Is there a nude patch?

Yeah, there's supposed to be some controller sequence to enable that feature. It's something like: dance - chat - buy drink - dance - dance - buy drink - phone - dinner - buy expensive present - chat - movie - buy expensive present - buy drink - chat - invite home.

I can never get it to work though.
added on the 2009-05-30 19:52:34 by gasman gasman
I muat say I really like the control system, but as auld said, it's too bad not everyone are able to enjoy it to the full.

added on the 2009-05-30 20:00:43 by LiraNuna LiraNuna
it's sad that for some reason the tutorial instances attract griefer raids every now and then
added on the 2009-05-30 20:04:22 by Gargaj Gargaj
Also, controls get realy unresponsive and laggy if you play for more than 24 hours without logging out.

Must be some sort of memory leak on the server or something.
added on the 2009-05-30 20:42:41 by Sinar Sinar
plz help. whatz tEh purpose of LIFE(tm) ?
added on the 2009-05-30 21:09:55 by neoneye neoneye
I hate how the only way you can copy the game is with someone of the opposite gender, then you have to pay the third person's subscription fees anyway...
added on the 2009-05-30 22:30:14 by SoDa7 SoDa7
Eye of the Beholder 2
added on the 2009-05-30 22:42:54 by Optimonk Optimonk
soda7, optimus, you'll better read the friggin thread before you post some random crap.

added on the 2009-05-30 23:20:56 by torus torus
The power ups are kinda buggy to. They seem to increase your stats, but you can't get anything done probably anymore. However, the effects shown when the power ups are active are kinda fun.

Don't take two kinds of power ups at the same time, though, it might crash your game.
added on the 2009-05-30 23:36:19 by Joghurt Joghurt
Random crap \o/
added on the 2009-05-30 23:47:29 by xernobyl xernobyl
The objective of the GAME is to find out what the objective is. Damaged controllers which you can't get exchanged for functional ones, unless you got cheats the rest of us GAME OVERS (=mortals) do not know about. For some, the game is corrupted so, that they hear and/or see things that other players don't. And don't get me started about those players called CATS, that have friggin' 9 lives while the rest of us have only, well, you guess: ONE
added on the 2009-05-31 00:26:27 by Visualice Visualice
life is not a game. games are made to entertain.. but this is pure shit..
hhahaa actual video game names
Well best ever ( for gameplay and control & handling ) in my eyes RIDGE RACER series and SSX Tricky
added on the 2009-05-31 01:03:14 by _H2o_ _H2o_
I tried to continue my character's heritage by trying to force him to reproduce, but I have received an error message that says "two characters of the same gender can not reproduce". I devoted my whole life to this game. Is this a bug or a feature?
added on the 2009-05-31 01:34:44 by decipher decipher
the worst part of the game is that something bad will happen if you decide to stop. i demand that feature be removed. also, i've noticed the game is free until you start playing then you're charged regardless of having a subscription to it. which is misleading and should also be removed.
added on the 2009-05-31 02:41:58 by hexen hexen
and i agree crosbow. life is not a game. which is also misleading and should be removed from the product. it's more of an emulator. which emulates "personal preference" roms.
added on the 2009-05-31 02:46:45 by hexen hexen
I tried following this walkthrough, but there seems to be something wrong with my copy, whenever I select 1950s, 1970s or 1980s all I get is a non-interactive slideshow.
I thought the 9 month loading time was a bit excessive.
I thought the loader was the best part of this "Life" package... Everything after that point is a bit tedious.
I want my money back!
But money only exists inside this game. Money? Seriously, that shit just HAS to be fantasy. A hundred billion dollars has no more REAL value than the hundred billion points I scored in SlamTilt.
best game ever: maniac manson for c64.
added on the 2009-05-31 08:46:26 by dq dq
haha anakirob... funny shit.
added on the 2009-05-31 08:50:29 by hexen hexen