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Describe Movies Backwards

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if you watch Rupture backwards, it's about a guy trying to find a parking space for his motorcycle.
added on the 2009-06-30 01:14:45 by Gargaj Gargaj
A man born young that gets older.
added on the 2009-06-30 01:17:17 by texel texel
Films with Chuck Norris can't be watched backwards.
added on the 2009-06-30 01:26:31 by martin martin
Not a film, but...

My Name is Earl: A guy goes around being an asshole to everyone to make up for all the good things he's going to do later.
added on the 2009-06-30 09:54:35 by xeron xeron
If you watch Star Wars backwards, you'll realize that it's about a guy who first builds a fucking huge space station, then imprisons a beautiful princess and finally gives up his supernatural skills and becomes a farmer in a middle of nowhere. Pretty motivational stuff.
added on the 2009-06-30 09:56:41 by Preacher Preacher
if you watch Formula1 backwards they make useless tyres brand new and generate so much fuel, that they have to go the pits to suck it out. they repeat it until all the cars get to the start/finish line at the very same time.
added on the 2009-06-30 10:35:44 by pohar pohar
If you watch Shrek backwards... well it's about the same as Star Wars, without the space station.
Again not a film, but:

Extreme Makeover. A big crowd have a huge party outside the really posh new house of some family. They then obscure the property with a bus, and the party goers go home. Next, they trash the house and turn it into a pile of crap and leave the family to a much poorer life.
added on the 2009-06-30 11:52:22 by xeron xeron
Pimp my ride: A bunch of tattooed non-caucasian people take out cool stuff from a car until only a wreck remains.

(sorry :p)
added on the 2009-06-30 11:59:52 by Preacher Preacher
Baywatch: David Hasselhof drags people backwards into the sea to drown.
added on the 2009-06-30 12:18:08 by gasman gasman
Or to be more specific.. david hasselhof snogs people on the beach until they're unconscious, then drags them into the sea to drown. Fortunately it's a family show, and they wake up in time, recover, and manage to swim back to shore while david scans the beach for another innocent victim..
added on the 2009-06-30 12:29:40 by psonice psonice
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added on the 2009-06-30 12:55:14 by cxnull cxnull
added on the 2009-06-30 14:19:54 by xeron xeron
If you watch Palindromeda suger backwards you--oh wait.
added on the 2009-06-30 14:42:36 by noby noby
@psonice: Sounds bloody sinister!
psonice FTW :-)

Amelie: A girl gets dumped by some French guy, and takes her anger out on her friends by fucking up their relationships and playing really nasty practical jokes on them (except for the grocer... she comes round his house to do some tidying up and fix his lamp instead), Meanwhile her ex-boyfriend goes around dropping litter around photo booths.
added on the 2009-06-30 20:57:14 by gasman gasman
Karate Kid: Main character kicks the guy who just gave him an award straight on the chin, paints a fence, sands a floor, waxes some cars, moves with his mum from LA to New Jersey where his father dies.
added on the 2009-06-30 21:14:25 by havoc havoc
If you watch The Lion King backwards, it's about how Simba slowly remembers his father Mufasa, and then raising him from the dead during a ceremony that requires a horde of wildebeest.
added on the 2009-06-30 21:29:09 by LiraNuna LiraNuna
Frankenstein: a scientist kills a man by blasting him with a bolt of lightning, then disposes of the body by tearing it to pieces and spreading the parts around town.
added on the 2009-06-30 21:32:40 by jobe jobe
Evil Dead: At a distant cabin, a group of demons unwittingly summons a horde of teenagers who then proceed to possess their bodies and banish them. The teenagers then set forth on a journey towards the city and its unsuspecting inhabitants.
added on the 2009-06-30 21:58:19 by jobe jobe
The fly: A human-fly mutant is born from a shotgun, slowly transforming into a human with the help of Veronica.
added on the 2009-06-30 22:11:32 by LiraNuna LiraNuna
ET: an alien lands, makes friends with some kids, gets captured by the government, dies, comes back to life, then leaves again. Oh right, we were doing backwards..
added on the 2009-06-30 22:18:50 by psonice psonice
From Slaughterhouse-five (1969):

Quote:
He went into the living room, swinging the bottle like a dinner bell, turned on the television. He came slightly unstuck in time, saw the late movie backwards, then forwards again.

It was a movie about American bombers in the Second World War and the gallant men who flew them. Seen backwards by Billy, the story went like this:

American planes, full of holes and wounded men and corpses took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France a few German fighter planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground, and those planes flew up backwards to join the formation.

The formation flew backwards over a German city that was in flames. The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers, and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes. The containers were stored neatly in racks.

The Germans below had miraculous devices of their own, which were long steel tubes. They used them to suck more fragments from the crewmen and planes. But there were still a few wounded Americans, though, and some of the bombers were in bad repair. Over France, though, German fighters came up again, made everything and everybody as good as new.

When the bombers got back to their base, the steel cylinders were taken from the racks and shipped back to the United States of America, where factories were operating night and day, dismantling the cylinders, separating the dangerous contents into minerals.

Touchingly, it was mainly women who did this work. The minerals were then shipped to specialists in remote areas. It was their business to put them into the ground., to hide them cleverly, so they would never hurt anybody ever again.

The American fliers turned in their uniforms, became high school kids. And Hitler turned into a baby, Billy Pilgrim supposed. That wasn't in the movie.
added on the 2009-06-30 22:27:01 by Rob Rob
If you watch Funky Forest backwards, it makes even less sense.

However, Donny Darko backwards might be interesting. Maybe.
inspired by this thread -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayh-CWPcqkQ

don't bother if you haven't watched Aliens before though

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