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added on the 2009-05-05 11:36:09 by Psychad Psychad

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watch pants ^2 version
watch illuminati version

The humor of this release might be farfetched, but so is the entire PHP demoscene!

Enjoy! And let the PHP Demoscene battle continue!
added on the 2009-05-05 11:38:40 by Psychad Psychad
added on the 2009-05-05 11:42:26 by Psychad Psychad
nice one
rulezadded on the 2009-05-05 11:45:54 by panic panic
I don't know anything about PHP coding, but thumbs up for the name the very least.
rulezadded on the 2009-05-05 11:56:11 by Preacher Preacher
NEXTEMPIRE KICK YOUR ASS ANY TIME!
Rush Hour 2 is much better demo!
added on the 2009-05-05 11:58:05 by jaw jaw
a demo effect using meta refresh is not a brilliant idea but thumb up for the effect and I like this kind of interesting stuff.
rulezadded on the 2009-05-05 12:31:28 by Skate Skate
deja vu
added on the 2009-05-05 12:33:57 by Confused Confused
glop
o_O

Nothing changed at all except the text and the refresh delay.

Where is this PHP Demoscene battle of which you speak ?
added on the 2009-05-05 12:40:36 by p01 p01
fuck off
sucksadded on the 2009-05-05 12:45:22 by TMB & ReeBoK TMB & ReeBoK
I don't get it?
added on the 2009-05-05 12:47:06 by stijn stijn
skate: the idea with php demos has always been using php only and not relying on any other rendering technology like javascript.

p01: php demoscene humor is like this.

The PHP demoscene was founded more or less at deadline (2003) and second deadline party (deadline reloaded same year) had dedicated php democompo.

Cnackers, Myself, Jumalauta, Even and others that frequented these parties had some fun discussions about this.

Also check out the video at ftp://ftp.pseudohacker.org/pub/demoscene/parties/2003/deadline/video/ILM_deadlin e_20030315_-_phaadi.mpg (in Swedish though) where Phaadi is drunk and challenges FLT in making a PHP demo (neither has yet to do a PHP demo).

In short - it is a very local scene, which few people understand and everyone complains all the time about the lack of Ajax. (Much like the "software rendered" vs. "GPU rendered" bitching on the PC scene many years ago.

:-D
added on the 2009-05-05 12:58:32 by Psychad Psychad
you're not able
sucksadded on the 2009-05-05 13:04:35 by nystep nystep
i like the idea.
the meta refresh is not too elegant though :)
rulezadded on the 2009-05-05 13:50:29 by mueslee mueslee
psychad: alright.

Well, it'll be a thumb down for me since there's nothing new compared to the original 256b.
sucksadded on the 2009-05-05 14:06:42 by p01 p01
okay, in that case, what p01 said.
sucksadded on the 2009-05-05 14:51:18 by stijn stijn
psychad, you're too late. i was there 7 years ago - http://pouet.net/prod.php?which=7379 :)
joystick support please!!11!
added on the 2009-05-05 20:13:58 by gMAN gMAN
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Also check out the video at ftp://ftp.pseudohacker.org/pub/demoscene/parties/2003/deadline/video/ILM_deadlin e_20030315_-_phaadi.mpg (in Swedish though) where Phaadi is drunk and challenges FLT in making a PHP demo (neither has yet to do a PHP demo).


There's also a delightful rant about 4-day turds in there ;D. So lovely ;).
added on the 2009-05-05 20:17:15 by elfan elfan
mkay... thumb for live system
rulezadded on the 2009-05-05 22:14:58 by T$ T$
Very interesting idea :D
rulezadded on the 2009-05-05 22:32:47 by aizen aizen
oh.
added on the 2009-05-05 22:46:35 by comankh comankh
nnnnnnaaaaaahhhhhh!
sucksadded on the 2009-05-06 01:01:53 by Sir Sir
great idea!
perspective floor with distorter
rulezadded on the 2009-05-06 03:34:52 by BITS BITS
@Psychad: I'm using web technologies in my professional life for 10+ years now, starting from the era before the first PHP version released. I've some 256b Javascript codes as well. So, I know what a PHP demo means, I know its limitations but I find it kind of pointless. Still I supported this entry just because I haven't followed PHP scene before (so it was orijinal for me, even if it is not that original to the others who knows the PHP scene history better).
added on the 2009-05-06 09:50:50 by Skate Skate
meh
added on the 2009-05-06 15:57:36 by toxie toxie
I saw this before and didn't think too much of it.. but missed that it's 256b. Thumb up then.
rulezadded on the 2009-05-07 11:35:26 by psonice psonice
psonice: you mean you saw the exact same prod that was released 3 months ago ?

IMO this very prod is a pointless re-release only featuring a shorter text and delay.
added on the 2009-05-07 15:06:27 by p01 p01
poi: I saw both I think.. yeah, pretty pointless to release it as a separate thing. Hmm.. tough one.. i would thumb the original down for being too slow, but really this is lame as a re-release and deserves a thumb down for that. But still one or the other deserves a thumb :)
added on the 2009-05-07 16:25:22 by psonice psonice
re-release???
New text and zero refresh delay? Woah, man, why didn't I think of that?
But seriously, instead of re-releasing other people's prods "for the lulz" and without permission, you could try and make something completely new. :)
added on the 2009-05-07 19:24:14 by InvalidCo InvalidCo
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joystick support please!!11!
added on the 2009-05-08 01:04:47 by Confused Confused
come on...
sucksadded on the 2009-05-08 11:50:33 by src src
wat
sucksadded on the 2009-05-08 16:49:59 by relias abardon relias abardon
My Browser can't show PHP... should I use Internet Explorer 7 oder 8? ;)
added on the 2009-05-11 09:39:59 by cryer cryer
PHP demos... come one...
added on the 2009-05-11 15:26:05 by Maturion Maturion
This isn't even moving... suxx!
sucksadded on the 2009-06-05 15:35:15 by vscd vscd
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rulezadded on the 2009-07-29 00:44:58 by Queen bittin Queen bittin

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