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Randomly spawning caret in 3 bytes
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screenshot added by RRROAR on 2009-08-24 01:01:32
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release date : august 2009
  • rulez 2
  • is ok 10
  • sucks 19
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  • sucks -0.55
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added on the 2009-08-24 01:01:32 by RRROAR RRROAR

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The smallest intro ever that does something itself (i suppose).

And sorry for damn crappy hosting...

Alternative link - download will start automatically in 10 secs
added on the 2009-08-24 01:06:41 by RRROAR RRROAR
thumb up, purely because I'm amused at how it's so difficult to find somewhere on the internet which will host three bytes of data without screwing you over.
rulezadded on the 2009-08-24 01:47:50 by gasman gasman
what gasman said.

to be honest the whole 32b category smells like something that's better off amputated.
added on the 2009-08-24 01:49:29 by Gargaj Gargaj
uh... huh... uh...
added on the 2009-08-24 02:05:19 by decipher decipher
The thing about the category is that you can make demos using just brute force!
added on the 2009-08-24 05:00:03 by xernobyl xernobyl
Only a handful of poeople like Rrrola can squeeze anything half decent into 32b, the rest of the catagory is full of poo like this.
added on the 2009-08-24 08:39:24 by Intrinsic Intrinsic
Quote:
The smallest intro ever that does something itself (i suppose).


Congratulations, you win! And I agree with the humor component, as well as with what gasman and gargaj said, but this thumb down is purely because of the "intro" itself :D
sucksadded on the 2009-08-24 10:44:41 by Preacher Preacher
Well yea, usually, the less bytes, the less work...
sucksadded on the 2009-08-24 10:48:36 by nystep nystep
isn't that a cursor and not a caret
added on the 2009-08-24 11:01:11 by Confused Confused
also it's not spawning here (XP SP3 32bit). cursor goes to a random place once and stays there.
added on the 2009-08-24 15:02:44 by Skate Skate
what skate said
added on the 2009-08-24 19:13:55 by auld auld
- homo hackeris
- screenshot
- not the smallest - I created 1B which (usually) displayed lines in Win98 console (and my 4B CMOS killer eats it totally)
- funny as scream in catacombs

And seriously: code an intro.
added on the 2009-08-24 20:21:40 by Pirx Pirx
This is not even an effect, let alone an intro.
sucksadded on the 2009-08-24 22:09:42 by Alpha C Alpha C
junk
sucksadded on the 2009-08-24 22:13:29 by havoc havoc
3by
sucksadded on the 2009-08-24 23:18:47 by v3nom v3nom
not-so randomly spawning thumb
sucksadded on the 2009-08-25 00:10:10 by T$ T$
bullshit
sucksadded on the 2009-08-25 00:47:23 by DJH of GCS! DJH of GCS!
glöp
sucksadded on the 2009-08-25 01:15:14 by Sir Sir
thumb spawning out of fucking nowhere!
sucksadded on the 2009-08-25 01:41:57 by src src
This "prod" was better and less work IMHO
added on the 2009-08-25 07:32:31 by cxnull cxnull
meh
sucksadded on the 2009-08-25 13:41:04 by toxie toxie
just sucks
sucksadded on the 2009-08-25 17:27:10 by martin martin
Does not work on my machine. I can't imagine it's any more exiting than the screenshot.

Now give us a bee in a carrot patch in three bytes.
sucksadded on the 2009-08-25 19:27:05 by bob^da almighty bob^da almighty
vpizdu
sucksadded on the 2009-08-25 23:07:09 by BiTL BiTL
poshel v pizdu!
poshel by ty v pizdu
wat. also, randomly spawning thumb down.
sucksadded on the 2009-08-26 00:09:03 by Saga Musix Saga Musix
sucksadded on the 2009-08-26 06:12:27 by Grimmy Grimmy
Get some real hosting.
sucksadded on the 2009-08-26 08:27:29 by ferris ferris
Best randomly spawning caret in 3 bytes I have ever seen!
sucksadded on the 2009-08-26 22:48:43 by Mtl Mtl
i haven't seen any of you guys do better in 3 bytes.
rulezadded on the 2009-08-28 16:32:42 by hhhhhhh hhhhhhh
2 anakirob, Skate, Auld and other who is unable to run this (mega)demo:

make sure that u r using nVidia video card, at least GTX260. sorry for high system requirements - size optimizations, u know...
added on the 2009-08-28 21:30:30 by RRROAR RRROAR
get a life.
sucksadded on the 2009-10-18 21:51:29 by unic0rn unic0rn
I can do it in 1 byte.
sucksadded on the 2011-08-22 10:39:05 by closed closed

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