Chevrolet by nooon
screenshot added by fizzer on 2012-10-07 20:14:07
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release date : october 2012
release party : Main 2012
compo : pc demo
ranked : 4th
  • rulez 43
  • is ok 29
  • sucks 14
popularity : 1%
  • rulez 0.34
  • cdcs 1
alltime top: #2110
added on the 2012-10-07 18:04:00 by ϑHΞΞ ϑHΞΞ

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Does not crash.. Doesnt start at all.. but wow! NOOON.. ;-)
rulezadded on the 2012-10-07 18:16:24 by magic magic
work here, nice first prod with some pleasant gfx! learn curves for camera/anims, and work on transitions damnit! I really hate those fade-in/out.
rulezadded on the 2012-10-07 18:29:30 by skarab skarab
Actually I expected something much worse.
added on the 2012-10-07 18:37:13 by hfr hfr
first prod
Not too bad. Needs (more) directiton.
added on the 2012-10-07 18:45:58 by xernobyl xernobyl
not that bad. with those ltransitions and logos feels a bit amiga
added on the 2012-10-07 20:13:12 by pista pista
I liked the weirdness, and there's nothing I really disliked except maybe the motions of the butterlies. My favourite part was the 3D naked girl.
rulezadded on the 2012-10-07 20:16:54 by fizzer fizzer
hmm meh.
added on the 2012-10-07 20:33:12 by las las
sucksadded on the 2012-10-07 21:48:07 by Moby Moby
Looks like fastprod. Needs polishing in every aspect, scenes design direction and music is too low-profile for nowadays standards.

Still I give you a motivational thumb up, I like the spikeball scene. And I feel the namevoting must be used today. :)
rulezadded on the 2012-10-07 21:50:48 by Trauma Zero Trauma Zero
Almost no direction/consistency: it's a mess.
Some cool parts, awesome "Nooon production" and good music.

Ok for a fastprod.
rulezadded on the 2012-10-08 01:35:57 by wullon wullon
Scene from the screen shot saves this from thumb down.
Well I liked the scene on the screenshot, has some nice colors.
added on the 2012-10-08 03:54:22 by noby noby
dont ever again stop doing demos, you hear me?!!
rulezadded on the 2012-10-08 09:05:14 by hArDy. hArDy.
Needs a lot of polish and the strange saturated color-look feels oddly like 2001-era DirectX for some reason, but it's got a lot of weird charm .
rulezadded on the 2012-10-08 11:26:01 by Preacher Preacher
Moby wins.
added on the 2012-10-08 12:01:36 by gloom gloom
Rather dreadful trashfest with overexposed scenes, dorky looking linear camera paths and all new lows in typography and scene poetry. One good logo (the first) and one almost good scene (the blurry spikeball) is not quite what I'd expect from a seasoned demogroup (or its bizarro world counterpart) in 2012.

Piggy for not making it a 200mb download and for running decently on a low-spec machine.
added on the 2012-10-08 12:58:11 by tomaes tomaes
Witty and that spikeball looks great.
rulezadded on the 2012-10-08 14:21:31 by ponce ponce
too much additive blend. I would use some other effect to make stuff seem dreamy/psychedelic. Great logo in the beginning and some cool colours here and there. The bumpmapping looks kind of slick too. Keep the strangeness and improve the effects and I think some cool stuff will come out of this next time.
added on the 2012-10-08 14:24:43 by loaderror loaderror
I'm sufficiently proud of my prod.
cdcadded on the 2012-10-08 14:27:20 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
even tits couldn´t save it
what a lousy piece of bullshit
c´est la merde
sucksadded on the 2012-10-08 18:12:27 by Sir Sir
music is quite decent but the visuals ... so piggie.
Moby: please do the music in the next Nooon demo ;-)
added on the 2012-10-08 19:42:31 by magic magic
added on the 2012-10-08 19:47:27 by CONS CONS
sir: go have some diplomacy courses, pretty please.
this prod definitely is weird in its special kind of way.
but this very feeling it can give is so special that you deserve a thumb up for that.
and please, next time, only use RA logos. i definitely did NOT see a NOOON lettering over an elephant.
rulezadded on the 2012-10-08 23:43:43 by iks iks
I had hopes about this prod, but they were no fulfilled. Logos were nice, typeface was not. Some cool effects, but sub-par music. Hense piggie.
added on the 2012-10-08 23:55:37 by T-101 T-101
I'm having a real good time lolling when I read people explaining to Barti how they feel he should have made his demo. Sure this demo has a particular taste that can't please everyone.
But what I thinks is that respect should be given. Just consider it : NoooN. For a quick reminder : http://pouet.net/prod.php?which=301

And I give a BIG thumb up for the come back. I want more of psychedelic NoooN !
rulezadded on the 2012-10-08 23:55:57 by flure flure
Psychedelic in a good way. Music rules too.
Too many NOOON logos in a demo (screaming vote for me?)
You can improve now and bring demo shock.
rulezadded on the 2012-10-09 00:00:38 by Optimus Optimus
rulezadded on the 2012-10-09 00:21:29 by Fell Fell
Can't believe nobody's mentioned the spikeball is a reference to Stars:WotW :D
added on the 2012-10-09 00:26:32 by Fell Fell
I may modify the source code today deleting references that are not usefull.
added on the 2012-10-09 08:00:24 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
nienties called big time. scenepoetry written with impact.ttf? someone needs to wake up.
sucksadded on the 2012-10-09 09:07:40 by comankh comankh
Nineties indeed called and reminded me of all the good times I had back then. Maybe a bit unpolished, but love the style. Good work Barti and great music from Doh.
rulezadded on the 2012-10-09 09:23:09 by daFred daFred
Very nice demo in a very nice party ! We want more !
rulezadded on the 2012-10-09 10:04:59 by WoDK WoDK
A bit strange, but I liked it.
rulezadded on the 2012-10-09 10:05:39 by raizor raizor
Better leave some things in the past.
sucksadded on the 2012-10-09 14:16:27 by zoolum zoolum
I wouldn't call it crap but the visuals are boring and the music's not stellar either. Also the scene poetry doesn't really save it...
sucksadded on the 2012-10-09 14:34:46 by raer raer
I'm happy to see that Barti did a REAL demo this time, not like his previous "weird" release :D

Even if it's not the best demo ever, I like the 90's style of this demo and the nice music by Doh :)

Barti, I hope to see more demo like this one (and also get back the good old Barti I liked a lot during the 90's).
rulezadded on the 2012-10-09 15:59:35 by rez rez
rulezadded on the 2012-10-09 16:03:27 by dafuq dafuq
Magic : No... :)
added on the 2012-10-09 16:20:49 by Moby Moby
what hellfire said :)
rulezadded on the 2012-10-09 16:26:10 by spike spike
text scenes are bad, the rest are good enough
rulezadded on the 2012-10-09 16:43:22 by Manwe Manwe
Would be ok if made by n00bs, but from you this is just bad.
added on the 2012-10-09 17:09:48 by Marq Marq
Only RA's logo is good, the rest is pure shit.
sucksadded on the 2012-10-09 17:18:16 by hitchhikr hitchhikr
this demo gave me cancer
sucksadded on the 2012-10-09 17:47:27 by Weyland Yutani Weyland Yutani
control yourself in devotion.
added on the 2012-10-09 17:59:27 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
for the sources, you can find the rest on sourceforge dead deer's directories.
added on the 2012-10-09 18:00:57 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
I quite liked this, some "why, wat" effects from music and few effects but.. next time more!?
rulezadded on the 2012-10-09 18:07:12 by leGend leGend
That was un-poetry with glow-massacre, butterflies with rheumatoid athritis and a titulation completely out of whack. Whatever atmosphere the production was aiming for it ended up like a 1957 Chevy Impala crashing into a dead deer, pun intended.
sucksadded on the 2012-10-09 18:15:18 by d0DgE d0DgE
For the PPG sound.
rulezadded on the 2012-10-09 18:21:52 by trc_wm trc_wm
A not-so-cool French eyecancershock to my brain. Giving this a motivational piggie due to a few halfway decent scenes, and for being better than most other recent Nooon "productions".
added on the 2012-10-09 19:16:55 by break break
1990s NoooooN!
rulezadded on the 2012-10-09 19:19:31 by Defiance Defiance
this is one of the best demos ever! i really really like the overlay-lyrics!
rulezadded on the 2012-10-09 19:48:40 by Maali Maali
loved the music and screenshot scene.
rulezadded on the 2012-10-09 19:51:04 by kimi kandler kimi kandler
fresh attitude :)
rulezadded on the 2012-10-09 23:06:00 by ϑHΞΞ ϑHΞΞ
added on the 2012-10-09 23:11:11 by Shifter Shifter
Overall decent demo with entertaining music but the glow was too much for me.
added on the 2012-10-10 00:08:17 by Ok3anos Ok3anos
for the sources, it lacks surfaces.cpp and surfaces.h, it's like metaballs.cpp with a function...
added on the 2012-10-10 17:04:53 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
some half decent concepts and effects in there, and one good logo. but crap overall.
sucksadded on the 2012-10-10 17:40:22 by psenough psenough
music is great, and the demo is surprisingly good. :)
rulezadded on the 2012-10-11 11:35:36 by v3nom v3nom
Overall quite pleasant but far from perfection.
I love the texts but I dislike the typography used.
Nice music. Some scenes are trippy! :)
rulezadded on the 2012-10-11 12:14:03 by ham ham
I like the 90's style
Ra's gfx always good.
rulezadded on the 2012-10-12 00:15:15 by ulrick ulrick
very good suprise at coming back home, cinematic sound by doh ho yeah i love it ! keep this way to propose us some other diamons ;)
rulezadded on the 2012-10-12 20:27:09 by yogibeer yogibeer
What ham said, I find the texts rather creepy - but when that's the point of the demo it's okay, I guess.
The actual highlight for me was Ras logo, I bet all the others were from Barti - this one rocked though! More of those please :)
rulezadded on the 2012-10-12 20:36:49 by mog mog
good music, nice gfx by ra, some good weird ideas but sloppy execution as usual
added on the 2012-10-12 21:21:51 by hollowman hollowman
It never occurred to me that it is possible to CDC your own prod...
added on the 2012-10-12 21:43:23 by fizzer fizzer
well, we've got problems with apple computer's screen...
added on the 2012-10-13 16:10:02 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
spikeball scene ruled, the rest didn't
added on the 2012-10-13 16:10:56 by Frequent Frequent
wow, that was ugly and messy
added on the 2012-10-13 16:21:39 by Alpha C Alpha C
sucksadded on the 2012-10-13 16:43:54 by ccr ccr
Uninspired, bad music, ugly clipping 3d, nothing about it is really that interesting.
added on the 2012-10-13 21:49:22 by visy visy
Ho my god, giving a cdc to his own prod is the lamest thing possible to do here :D
added on the 2012-10-13 21:52:19 by rez rez
Don't waste your time telling Barti is sick, we all know that already...
added on the 2012-10-13 23:14:59 by doh doh
Now I know how to cdc a prod and if you think a little it's not lame as name voting, it's self award of good work, I've spent my life beeing proud of what I usually do and it's matter of habit :I'm free while your saying madness. I've also cdc laurent horus satan to be really proud of my prod that is a time machine : your habits is ignorance !
rulezadded on the 2012-10-14 18:45:49 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
Nice attempt at sucking in every single department.
sucksadded on the 2012-10-14 20:09:50 by dixan dixan
i think the demo is shit but i'm a fan of barti and his attitude so i think this prod deserves a rulez
rulezadded on the 2012-10-14 23:52:12 by aegis aegis
rulezadded on the 2012-10-15 17:35:25 by Mystra Mystra
Like the music, not sure about the rest
this prod deserves a rulez for sure, I've succeed in reproduce myself giving orgasms by telepathy with women seven times. My children are born or are close to born actually, it the power of animals around me that talked with me : http://l.cance.free.fr/bartoshe/
added on the 2012-10-20 04:38:11 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
I make orgasms since the car "chevrolet" exists and I wish you succeed too, with understnading, in share the orgasm of your females. It was a very good adventure and even bjork felt them...iit's matter of creating mushroom indeed or semence and it's factor of nature and abstinence.
added on the 2012-10-20 04:46:27 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
sharing orgasms and feeling it without anal penetration !
added on the 2012-10-20 04:59:14 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
see my source code it's perfect blue with both gl/D3D support.
added on the 2012-10-23 10:17:52 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
ive got eyecancer now but wow... nooon!
rulezadded on the 2012-10-23 10:45:36 by wysiwtf wysiwtf
Disturbing visuals.
added on the 2012-10-27 23:27:08 by BackSpace BackSpace
Toothbrush spirit
added on the 2012-10-28 15:36:11 by sunb34mm sunb34mm
A very good visual definition of total crap
sucksadded on the 2012-11-02 01:08:20 by ithaqua ithaqua
Bartoshe, your scene poetry makes me want to touch a moist quim.
rulezadded on the 2012-11-04 07:09:25 by button button
Colorscheme sucks a bit..
but anyway, nice!
rulezadded on the 2012-11-04 11:16:22 by lsl lsl
Massive orgasms to Japanese brain!
added on the 2012-11-04 12:02:24 by chromag chromag
Yeah it's good. Good retro feeling. Why is Sir being so negative?
rulezadded on the 2012-11-04 12:52:21 by vibrator vibrator
the link gives party release, check the last version here:
added on the 2012-11-05 15:33:30 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
final version youtube : http://youtu.be/rJjXyW-dmHw
added on the 2012-11-05 15:55:16 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
Weird, and coder colors.
added on the 2012-11-05 16:34:53 by Tjoppen Tjoppen
love <3
rulezadded on the 2012-11-06 14:42:23 by nosfe nosfe
added on the 2012-11-06 14:52:07 by wysiwtf wysiwtf
I love the logo after the car that looks like chevy.3ds
Everything else is.... a bit strange :)
added on the 2012-11-06 15:29:03 by kurli kurli
Strange demo
added on the 2012-11-06 16:23:37 by jack-3d jack-3d
First Nooon logo was too nice, it doesn't fit the prod.
sucksadded on the 2012-11-06 17:40:41 by Grimmy Grimmy
Snow Leopard minimal to run with MacOSX, it's because of GLSL only...
added on the 2012-11-06 17:55:51 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
As I previous said, making children by telepathies is a hobby, seriously I gave my sperm. do not joke with that please.
added on the 2012-11-07 05:24:29 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
barti's troll level made me do it :D
rulezadded on the 2012-11-07 21:00:42 by pista pista
Quite liked this actually, it has this very nostalgic 90s feel(and palette! ;p ) to it.
rulezadded on the 2012-11-30 22:51:05 by Intrinsic Intrinsic
bug fixes of sources and some optimizations of size
added on the 2012-12-02 19:50:06 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
rulezadded on the 2013-01-08 02:17:51 by T$ T$
This is peculiar.
added on the 2013-02-15 00:39:15 by grip grip
Well.. What to say about that... some parts are quite a mess, some parts are quite interesting to watch. Music is ok. So.. a very weak thumb up, even if it is not exactly the style of demos i enjoy to watch.
rulezadded on the 2013-04-01 17:40:14 by SaphirJD SaphirJD
macosx update : lib links fixed thankfull to psonice.
added on the 2013-11-04 17:09:13 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
(on Mac). Blew my socks off this. Excellent demo!
rulezadded on the 2014-05-12 13:40:12 by applecrypt applecrypt
Made on a video on youtube from the Mac version :
sucksadded on the 2015-01-03 04:34:42 by praetor_alpha praetor_alpha
Horrible colors, bad direction and music, and yet it's somehow fascinating, in a crazy way...
added on the 2015-01-14 20:05:16 by Kylearan Kylearan

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