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Jeopardy by lightspeed

This is a FAQ.  Some of the questions are those that we get asked when we
show this demo to others, but mostly they are questions that we asked
ourselves during the making of the demo.

Q. What the hell is this?
A. Jeopardy.

Q. Gotcha.  Who made it?
A. Lightspeed.  Beek and Pfister.

Q. Not Green Grapes?
A. Correct.

Q. Why not Green Grapes?
A. We decided that for one of our productions to be honestly labeled a
   "Green Grapes" production, we would need more members of Green Grapes to
   contribute to the project.  For the next demo we intend to involve more
   of the group.

   In addition, since the rest of Green Grapes does not, as far as we know,
   share our personal agenda, we didn't think they would appreciate the
   message that the demo sends.

Q. Was anyone other than Beek and Pfister involved?
A. Yes, we used PMODE/W by Daredevil and Tran, and Midas by Sahara Surfers.

Q. How did you folks come up with a name like Lightspeed?  Was it a bad
   joke from the early versions of Foolish, when it was still a bunch of
   seperate .EXE files filled with QuickBasic demo effects and three
   mediocre .S3M files, collectively called Sodomy because it was the first
   word that popped into your sick little heads?
A. You got it.

Q. Well, how might I contact these fine demo makers?
A. beek@cts.com

Q. That would be Beek, right?
A. That's right.

Q. And I suppose Pfister is pfister@cts.com?
A. Nope.  pfister@connectnet.com

Q. Who's the drummer?
A. That's Rick Allen, the one-armed drummer from Def Leppard.

Q. What, pray tell, inspired you to enlist Rick for the making of this demo?
A. Well, Pfister's uncle Joe has always been a big fan of Def Leppard, but
   we never knew that he knew any of the members of the band personally.  One
   day when he was visiting, Joe started talking about how well he knew them
   and specifically how much Rick, the drummer, liked demos.  Apparently he
   was a big fan of old Space Pigs productions.  So when Pfister told Joe we
   were making a demo, he got excited and called Rick up right away.  By that
   time next week, Rick had rented a 3d model digitizer, and we spent a day
   digitizing him (and he was ticklish!).  We haven't talked with Rick since,
   but Joe says he is eagerly awaiting the results.

Q. Who's the guy at the end?
A. "Wizard of Odds" ring a bell?  "High Rollers"?  How about... "Jeopardy"?
   It's Alex Trebek you fool!  Alex Trebek!!!

Q. Was the demo entered in any competitions?
A. No, but it was publicly premiered on the 30 foot screen during a 3 hour demo
   marathon at the UCSD student theater, courtesy of God.

Q. What kind of system does this demo require?
A. It was written on a 486/33 with a Soundblaster 16, and is quite watchable
   on it.  However, it will run smoother on a faster system.

Q. Will the demo run under Windows 95?
A. Most likely, yes.  The original version didn't on Beek's computer and
   that's when Pfister put the warning in.  But it worked on all the other
   machines it was tested on, and even the later versions worked on Beek's
   machine, so we considered taking the warning out.  Then, we realized
   that it's cool to confuse and inconvenience people who run Win95 so we
   kept it in.

Q. Before, you mentioned a "personal agenda".  What did you mean by that?
A. Well, we COULD say it was an homage to Alex Trebek, who just recently
   became a U.S. citizen, and that would be partially true.  But there is
   a deeper, darker side to the Jeopardy story...

   It was seeded when someone on #trax (whose name is withheld because we
   don't remember it) started talking about how great DC5 demos were.  We
   downloaded all of the DC5 demos available on ftp.cdrom.com, enjoyed them
   immensely, and soon forgot about them.

   Then one day, when we were sick of waiting for our previous demo, Foolish,
   to be rated and moved from the incoming directory, we asked someone we once
   saw talking about the /demos/incoming/demos/ directory to take a look at
   it.  He said something a long the lines of "It's cute, but it's no Cack."

   Needless to say, we were intrigued.  But when we looked on ftp.cdrom.com,
   Cack was nowhere to be found!  We asked around, and a kind soul told us
   that Cack was developed by the DC5.  After some more fruitless searching,
   Beek asked Dennis Courtney to send him a copy of Cack.  He was denied.

   Angered, we downloaded the DC5 demos again, bent on revenge, searching
   for the place to strike.  Hah!  There was the perfect target: an intro by
   GD called Wheel of Fortune!  A bit of research revealed that on the NBC
   schedule, the show right after Wheel of Fortune is Jeopardy!  That was
   our chance for revenge!

Q. You are a pair of truly sick individuals, you know that?
A.

Q. What was the demo created with?
A. The code was written with Watcom C.  The music was written in Impulse
   Tracker.  The bitmapped graphics were created in a program written by
   Beek.  The vector graphics were created in a program written by Pfister.

Q. Why is the Jeopardy executable so much larger than the Foolish executable?
A. The difference is that Jeopardy uses the 32-bit version of Midas, being
   coded in 32-bit Watcom C, and Foolish uses the much smaller 16-bit
   version, having been coded in 16-bit Borland C.

Q. How big is the source code of Jeopardy?
A. Not including tables and external libraries and such, about 19k and 950
   lines.

Q. What's all that yellow crap at the end?
A. Do your research, my friend.  I'm not giving any of those away.

Q. I am finally content.
A. Good for you.