The Real Thing by Capacala
"[si:] on meri englanniksi. ei vaan kyllä espanjaksi!"
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│ T H E R E A L T H I N G │ ║║ ██
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│ - an original Capacala production │ ║║
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│ Pheww. The making of this demo (as it happens to be our very │ ██
│ first major demo) was extremely time-consuming and frustrating │ ██
│ but as you can see, we made it in time... so no lousy "we're │ ██████████
│ sorry but we ran out of time so our demo turned out like this" │ ██████████
│ -bullshit. The demo is exactly like we planned it. │ ║║
│ Okey, let's cut the crap and tell you the requirements of │ ██████████
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│ a 80386 computer (but preferably a fast 80486 or a pentium) │ ██ ██ ██
│ VGA (the faster the better, VLB or PCI strongly recommended) │ ║║
│ 512K Gravis UltraSound (required) │ ║║
│ about 2000K HDD space (this is not a floppy disk demo) │ ║║
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│ This demo competed in the Assembly '94 demo compo at Helsinki │ ██████████
│ Ice Hall in Finland during 5. - 7. 8. 1994. │ ██ ██
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│ ! ! <READ BELOW FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE ASSEMBLY'94> ! ! │ ██████████
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│ We used the following software to make this demo: │ ║║
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│ TED 3.0 Borland Pascal 7.0 Turbo Assembler 3.2 Boxer 6.0 │ ██████████
│ Deluxe Paint II Enhanced 3.2 Update CompuShow 2000 │ ██ ██ ██
│ FastTracker 1.01 MultiTracker 1.01 ScreamTracker 3.01ß │ ██ ██ ██
│ CapaMOD 1.1x Dual Module Player 3.0x MusicDiskPlayer │ ║║
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│ We used the following hardware to make this demo: │ ██████████
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│ 80486SX-25 80486DX-33 80486DX2-50 80386DX-40 │ ██ ██
│ Gravis UltraSound SoundBlaster 16 ASP Pro Audio Spectrum │ ██████████
│ Diamond Stealth 24 ISA ATI VGA Wonder 512K Trident 8900C │ █████████
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│ And then other accessories of mention: │ ██████████
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│ Lapin Kulta III Erikois Olut Coca-Cola Lahden Erikois Olut │ ██ ║║
│ Brewmaster's Brown Ale Heineken IVA Nestlé Lemon Tea │ ██ ║║
│ Bad Religion Juice Leskinen Crash Test Dummies Skin Up │ ██ ║║
│ Capanossi Kawai FS800 Superboard Akai Hi-Fi System │ ██ ║║
│ Pioneer Hi-Fi Systems Sony Hi-Fi System Wilson Basket Ball │ ║║
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│ Credits of this demo: │ ║║
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│ CODE - flap and Passy │ ║║ ██
│ GRAPHICS - flap │ ║║ ██
│ MUSICS - Breeze and Spay │ ██████████
│ BOOZING - Axolotl │ ██████████
│ ADDITIONAL BOOZING - Breeze, Tetsuo and Trancer │ ║║ ██
│ BBS RUNNING - Trancer │ ║║ ██
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│ Now some TRUE information about the ASSEMBLY'94 democompo: │ ██████████
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│ Now, if you were present at the ASM'94, you probably know what │ ██
│ I'm going to say... but what the hell, here goes: │ ██
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│ I was quite surprised at the low quality of the demos in the │ ██████████
│ compo, but then the turn for our demo came and we were very │ ║║
│ surprised (and pleased) to see it there. All went smoothly and │ ██████████
│ the first three minutes went exactly like planned (maybe even │ ██████████
│ better), but after the TEKKn0 part (just at the beginning of │ ║║
│ a new part) our demo was cut off! Why? Then the screen said: │ ██████████
│ "Time is running out..." Everyone booed and shouted, but to no │ ██████████
│ avail... then the screen said: "All demos from here on will be │ ║███
│ shown only for 2-3 minutes. Agree?" And everyone agreed. But │ ███
│ all the demos that came after ours were shown fulltime, from │ ██████████
│ the beginning to the end! "WHATTAHELL!" you might think, and │ ██████████
│ so did I. And still I do. But the worst is yet to come. After │ ║║
│ all the demos were shown, the demos which were terminated be4 │ ████████
│ their ending were run again. But ours wasn't!!! THIS SUCKED │ ██████████
│ _BIGTIME_!!!!! So all you Assembly'94 PC demo compo organizers │ ██ ║║ ██
│ out there, shame on your worthless souls! And if you (you read-│ ██ ██║ ██
│ ing this text there) have seen this demo, you can agree with │ █████║████
│ me that this isn't a shitty demo and certainly not a TEKKn0 │ ███║║███
│ demo. It's only the first 3 minutes that are tekkn0, but as the│ ║║
│ demo was cut off in the end of our tekkn0 part, everyone just │ ╔═╝
│ thought that whattahell, it's just another of these tekkn0- │ ╚╝
│ demos! THIS _REALLY_ SUCKED!!!!! And if our demo sucked as much│
│ as they claimed, howcome there wasn't any booing? HUH????!!!! │
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│ They had no reason to cut off the demo. For any opinion, con- │
│ tact me, either via DGi or by a message in THE DARKSíDE. │
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│ Watch out for our forthcoming productions, and meanwhile you │ áñ$1 ßÿ
│ could try to call our oh-ever-so-busy WHQ: THE DARKSíDE : │ ßrZ/CC
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│ B U L L S H I T S C R O L L . . . │ │
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"minä leikkelin varpaankynsiä ja ne kimpoilivat spaghettiin..."
- The Real Thing Since 1990 -
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- The Hard-Working All Stars -
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│ Coming up... greetings in detail... │
C A P A C A L A G R E E T S T H E F O L L O W I N G G R O U P S :
Admire Dust Jeskola!Productions
Anarchy PC Extreme Majic 12
B-Ware Five, and then Some Mewlers
Cascada VR Section Fusion: Fulmar Designs Mindprobe
Chaos Fusion: Paragon Orange
Chaosium Inc Fusion: Radiance Silents PC
C.O.M.A. Future Crew Surprise!Productions
Core Image Gollum Symptom
Demoniacs Infiny Triton
Diffusion PC Iguana Visual Dreams DK
Distorsion Imphobia Cascada Weird Magic
F L A P G R E E T S . . .
Diplomatic Greets...
MikMak / Hardcode, Feenix / Epical, PSi / Future Crew, Robban / Cascada VRS,
Otto / Virtual Visions, Cyberstrike / Renaissance, Marvel / Future Crew
Personal Greets...
Eccu (how I love you...), Liket / B-Ware, Samuel Audet, Core Image coders,
Merlin / Illegal Function, Black Wolf(+Mari) / Demoniacs, Peak / Anarchy PC,
Oliver Deiter / Condom Punchers! =), Trug & Abyss / Future Crew,
Cannibal (Independent), Bionic / Visual Dreams DK, Weasel / Fulmar Designs,
Braindead & Dynamixer / C.O.M.A., C.O.M.A. coders, Dealer - the SysOp of TIC
Xaya Iccita (Independent), Shreyas (Independent), Price (Independent),
Gimle / Symptom, Mika Manninen, Eero Lehtola
S P A Y G R E E T S . . .
Diplomatic Greets...
Zodiak / Cascada, Di33y / CNCD, Delorean, Chorus & Sid, Heatbeat / CNCD,
Bruño / <whatever>, Mark Knopfler, Mike Oldfield
Personal Greets...
Maza / Sonic Amiga, Red Five (Independent), Mikko Kujala
P A S S Y G R E E T S . . .
Diplomatic Greets...
PSi / FC, Stone / Dust, Patrick Aalto (Independent)
Personal Greets...
Black <inva> / Omicron, Dealer - the SysOp of TIC, Core Image Coders
B R E E Z E G R E E T S . . .
Diplomatic Greets...
Purple Motion & Skaven / Future Crew, Zodiak / Imphobia Cascada,
Svolkraq / Gollum, B-Man / Dust, Tonedeaf / Extreme, Lizardking / Triton,
Chorus & Sid / Razor 1911, Vinyl / Mindprobe, Carlos Valderrama - gr8 hair!
Personal Greets...
Organizers of the Assembly'94 PC Demo Compo (how I love you...)
Johanna, Jazz & Zteel / Diffusion PC DK, Demilich & Primarch / Core Image,
Gimle / Symptom, Sulphur / Admire, Executioner & Royal / The European Tech.,
Justice (Independent), Weasel / Fulmar Designs/Fusion, Liket / B-Ware,
Bionic / Visual Dreams DK, Frontier / Data Warriors, M¡G / Weird Magic,
Corinthian & Sorbus / Mewlers, Xaya Iccita (Independent), N.I.K / Sonic PC,
Elric / Creation, Zodiak / Imphobia Cascada, DGi readers, Gibson / Extreme,
Dealer - the SysOp TIC, Trope / Chaos, Cymbal / Money Talks, Lumen / MD,
Harri Heiskanen, Antti Kari, Johanna Lampi, Minna Räty, Katja Mustonen,
Otto-Ville Kaukoniemi, Samuli-Matias Hakala, Arttu (independent)
A X O L O T L G R E E T S . . .
Diplomatic Greets...
Personal Greets...
T R A N C E R G R E E T S . . .
I don't need no stinking diplomacy...
Bionic / Visual Dreams DK, Braindead / COMA, Cannibal, Condor / Accession,
Copter, Gimle / sYmptom, Greaser, Hoplite / Orange, Judge / Fleet,
Judge Dredd / Radical Rhythms, Mohawk, Maniac / SC, Misery / TCB,
Pizza / Corp, Price, Tonic / sYmptom, Weasel / Fulmar Designs, Xaya Iccita
Hope I didn't forget anybody as then you won't get your greets!
T E T S U O G R E E T S . . .
Diplomatic Greets...
Tsunami / Virtual Dreams / Fairlight, Airwalk / Polka Brothers,
Genghis / Complex
Personal Greets...
GGS - the SysOp of Brahman, Jack (Independent), Arttu (Independent),
Orbis / Halo, GED (Independent), The Master / The Silents
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