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If I worked at an office, I'd print that and tape it to my door.

I just had to share this hilarious joke I read in another thread. It goes like this......

"put your dick into your ass and everything will be fine, lamer
;)" - Elkfriend

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA! That Elkfriend is a comedy genius!

only half as funny as your pain article about leaving the scene.

Heh? I never said I was leaving the scene!

A wasp expert is walking past a record shop and spots a record called "100 Famous Wasp Songs". 'Brilliant!' he thinks, and goes in and buys it. He asks if he can have a quick listen to the record and the shopkeeper obliges. He puts the headphones on and listens for 20 minutes, gradually getting more and more miffed and angry. He then goes back to the shopkeeper and says "Now listen mate, I'm a wasp expert, and i didn't recognize a single one of those tunes". The shopkeeper replies "oh sorry, I must have put on the BEE side!"

The album was still released though:

Two black women are getting their pictures taken. While the cameraman is adjusting the camera, one of the women asks 'Yo Lavanda, Whas he doin?' The other replies, 'He gonna Focus.' The first one says 'You mean the Bofus?'