pouët.net

. It will feature cheap sexual

sound effects delivered by

a 4k speech synth.

And rumors tell that Azatoth is busy coding a blitter emulator for a remake of Olles Ball. It is supposed to be one of the three hidden parts while others are

not hidden.

Have you found the secret part of pouet.net yet? I've heard it will be unlocked when

everyone on that damn site finishes paying my $25000 car.

Balls! It's actually much simpler:

If you get one $ every time Saga Musix farts,

you will never get rich.

and share 75% with chromag then

develop a fart-oriented diet for Saga Musix to dramatically boost your income

and became a social segurity provider for curators of demoscene history, any way

in 2010 the demoscene will be purchased and shutdown by microsoft

and tHORSTen

. They will then release a product line including Microsoft(R) DemoScene(tm) Home, DemoScene(tm) Small Business Edition and DemoScene(tm) Enterprise.

to reach out to more people they have also taken over emoscene.com

. AMEN.

I want to conclude this story by saying that

you can trust

a kinda

shabby scener who prefers to maintain anonymous because

microsoft

bob is rumored to

contain high doses