[on topic. optimus style] Drum & BASS girls

category: general [glöplog]
For a long while, I have been secretly worshipping dnb as a superior music style when it comes to dancing. I really like that *bah* *psht* *bah psht psht* stuff.

even more secretly, I have entertained the idea that I want a girlfriend that has enough firepower to be a real dnb girl. not a two-step bitch; pure dnb.

Anal sex, drugs and noise aside, I regret this inclination.
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not relevant, but funny.
translate, please!!
added on the 2005-03-19 08:37:49 by skrebbel skrebbel
Yes please, even thought I think that I get it (I am not sure) from the english automessage..
added on the 2005-03-19 09:23:30 by Optimus Optimus
You know, they once made me believe that there was a chick who can code gouraud shading on the C64. Well,. she was a girl who code few stuff and developed into a PC scener, but I never had seen her gouraud shader at the end ;)

p.s. (She has a pleasant phong shading.. no no, I didn't ment that thing ;)
added on the 2005-03-19 09:25:26 by Optimus Optimus
dominei, your auto away message rocks :D
added on the 2005-03-19 12:52:48 by okkie okkie
For once I have to agree with Optimus: High specular coefficients on girls are teh s3xor.
added on the 2005-03-19 13:11:37 by kb_ kb_
'quivering pulp' wouldve been more literate, dominei.. ;)
skrebbel: it's not what she says, it's just that she goes on saying something :) about meeting and stuff :)
i'm so glad my girlfriend has per-pixel-lighting.
added on the 2005-03-19 18:34:07 by gloom gloom
Can we focus on the dnb girls now? :)
depends on their lighting model i'd say!
added on the 2005-03-19 20:05:16 by kb_ kb_
Give them drugs and they'll glow, I think.
Over rated IMO, DnB dominates the EDM parties here in the American south, girls get this really stuck up bitch attitude(not all of them though).

Get one drunk and convince her that you are a DJ, then you are set, actually they get themselves drunk pretty easily, parties tend to be huge sausage fests and girls end up getting free drinks from ppl who are trying to score, so they usualy come pre-drunkened

I find that most of them dont stay DnB girls very long though, they usualy play with it for like a year before they lose interest and subscribe to another subculture of their choosing.

There is nothing more annoying then rednecks using a fake english accent while MC'ing to obnoxious roaring bass music, god help us.
added on the 2005-03-19 22:38:33 by UnWorldly UnWorldly
Get one drunk and convince her that you are a DJ, then you are set, actually they get themselves drunk pretty easily, parties tend to be huge sausage fests and girls end up getting free drinks from ppl who are trying to score, so they usualy come pre-drunkened

In some years your culture will evolve to the point where this is not only acceptable, but also great fun.
god is a dj! man, he'd get laid often then. hence we're all children of god
i like how americans tend to have a holy vow never to touch alchohol and to condem all who does!
I was talking to a speccy friend about Breakpoint and the rest foreign demoparties. He then told me "Hey! You are making me nuts now!!! The sceners should not be drinking, because they are straight-x or something, clear thinkers!", then I asked him if psychedelic mushroom are not straight-x (cause he is the one who can supply me in the future) and he thought "Mmm,. mm,.. I don't know. Haven't heard anything about them, so they must be considered good for sceners. Mushrooms are fine but not alcohol!". OK.. ;)
added on the 2005-03-21 09:53:23 by Optimus Optimus
rasmus, where'd you get that idea?
added on the 2005-03-21 11:16:15 by skrebbel skrebbel
also, rasmus, ever met sir garbagetruck? he disagrees.
added on the 2005-03-21 11:16:35 by skrebbel skrebbel
meh, i never said there was anything wrong with drinking, just that drunk dnb girls like to whore all over some dj's, and that lotsa dudes like to get them drunk and convince them that they can spin.

But I dont have anything against drinking at all, dont see where you got all that holy vow stuff, maybe you didnt see my posts in the drugs thred, I dont have a problem with any sort of substance, I actually get messed up pretty regularly.

My problem is with djwhores and girls who think they are the shit because they like obnoxious roaring and fake honkee thugs.
added on the 2005-03-21 15:42:46 by UnWorldly UnWorldly
And then I had drunken with some friends and I was talking to a friend while playing with my mobile phone, I wanted to delete some old names from my address list I didn't wanted, and I was searching up and down because I was dizzy while talking to my friebnd then I said wait wait, and I was searching that girl to delete, WTF IS SEE?! I had already erased her and I forgot. Then I made callfree calls to every freind and nobvody answered and send a message which was crazy and said something "I am drunken, I want mushrooms, cause drunk is no nice anymore" to my speccy friends who knows from these shit..

And the next day he phoned me "Wow! Is there such a think as a mushroom drink?! Have you tasted it yesterday? I want too!!!" LOLFTORL =)))))
added on the 2005-03-21 15:49:39 by Optimus Optimus
I think the mushroom drink's still working, Optimus.
added on the 2005-03-21 16:42:27 by sagacity sagacity