pouët.net

which belongs to Weird Ed Edison.

Hipsters are most often

not like you, Daphne. I love you. Even with your one eyebrow, your left leg, that is too short, and

... wait, dear President of Nigeria, why am I calling you Daphne? Isn't your daughter called Daphne? Anyway, I wanted

... no wait, I AM the president of Nigeria, and I need money to fix my tank so I can

get a surgery to become Daphne in Moskow.

Please send money, scenepoints, a donkey, and some of your DNA so I may

not be tempted to

SING A METAL SONG ABOUT YOUR MONEY SO THAT PEOPLE WOULD KNOW HOW MISERABLE YOU ARE AND SURROUND YOUR HOUSE AND HEADBANG YOU TO SADNESS!!!

(below this line, you notice a badly drawn picture of a headbanging metal fan, done in black ink, with a jagged sign reading "ARKADIA UKUPNIKA" below)

I even wrote the lyrics for the song!


Ty pogasila svechi! Zagadala zhelanie!
Chtob vetot vecher! On prishol na svidanie!
Etot vecher on provol STOBOOOOOJ!!!
Nenado nipodarkov! Nicvetov nivnimanija!
Atolko chtob osuwestvilos zhelanie!
(growl) VDENROZDENYATVOOOOOOOJ!!!

Now actually these lyrics are stolen from

some bad and crappy

smelon
wahaha. glad anni provided this "platform".
i was temped to open a topic.

pffff xD

ERROR! DOUBLEPOST == ROB IS JARIG!

since today is the day that

is not too far from mittwoch!

By the way, today is the Russian day in our country, dear Mr. President! As you probably know, today we gather in large groups, bring presents to each other...

and praise our democratic president. He's a superhero, by the way

...and he produces ecologically harmless speeches day by day!

I'm in the mood for rhyming, yay!

Isn't that totally gay?

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Yours sincerely,
a very confused person.

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