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How is the typical demoscener

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Demosceners can be scary, wat article? Oh and always everything 100% assembly, how else could they fit in 64k :P
added on the 2013-07-24 14:01:17 by Optimus Optimus
typical demosceners avoid pouet!
added on the 2013-07-24 14:09:56 by Maali Maali
Omg, that article is so funny in many ways. Can't stop laughing!
added on the 2013-07-24 14:17:51 by Optimus Optimus
that's indeed terrible. it is so clueless and FC fanboyism that it should be flagged as malware
added on the 2013-07-24 14:39:25 by Maali Maali
Real demoscener is 35/40 yo with a potbelly, weaing geek T-shirts, still thinks Amiga is the shit, works in IT or games industry, thiinks he has something special over all these young wanabee assholes and is proud of being a demoscene oldschool alumni.

Really guys, Amiga is the shit.
added on the 2013-07-24 22:04:08 by oxb oxb
Word. (Should stock up on geek shirts.)
added on the 2013-07-24 22:11:33 by noname noname
I can't believe this topic I've made last year still gets replies. Now when I look what I wrote back then I feel ashamed about the way I used to be. Never mind, I already know how the typical scene guy is, and it doesn't really matter after all, we are here because something we have in common; the lines of code in our veins.
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[...] the lines of code in our veins.

Are you saying that every demoscener is a coder? :)
added on the 2013-07-25 03:17:30 by Tomoya Tomoya
You can only be a coder or else... be ready to be programmed. ;)
added on the 2013-07-25 06:14:41 by ham ham
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...together with their friends from “Complex” and “Amiga” programming groups...


What is that cool Amiga group?

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...there are probably around 3 people left out there who witnessed the true power of those people (me, Kaspersky and Bill Gates) ... Back in 1992 ... The movement itself started around 1988...


What the...
added on the 2013-07-25 11:06:46 by Serpent Serpent
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Are you saying that every demoscener is a coder? :)

Touché! Let me rewrite this phrase:

[...] we are here because something we have in common; the digital influence in our veins.

Anyway, I am open to suggestions.
I'm just here for the tits
added on the 2013-07-25 11:59:06 by ferris ferris
lmao, that article is super retarded :D
added on the 2013-07-25 11:59:19 by okkie okkie
Analog influence too :)
added on the 2013-07-25 11:59:40 by noby noby
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I have to pinpoint the fact that all graphics, including faces and characters in all demos of Assembly are drawn ONLY using the code – those are not picture-files included in the demo. No, sir!:)


Hahaha.. Suck it graphicians! Your shit is not needed, everything is CODED!!

I want to bitchslap this dude so hard for writing this drivel, goddamn :D
added on the 2013-07-25 12:04:31 by okkie okkie
You see that picture of the arena at the top? They had to draw that in code as well, because filming and photo shooting are strictly forbidden.
added on the 2013-07-25 12:20:13 by gasman gasman
i only read it because of it's intro and virus/star wars references. that was the nice part, like 2 lines. then i felt like: dafuq am i reading here!
added on the 2013-07-25 12:21:54 by skomp skomp
okkie: well, technically speaking they _ARE_ drawn using code. but the no picture-files part is wrong :D

but yeah, i hope Bill Gates and Kaspersky will slap him in the face! :)
added on the 2013-07-25 13:20:42 by Maali Maali
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Never mind, I already know how the typical scene guy is

So you haven't found out that there's no "typical" scene guy yet?
its u
added on the 2013-07-25 14:11:02 by okkie okkie
maali: drawn using _ONLY_ code! Every pixel was painstakingly programmed using the ASSEMBLER language to fit in 64kb!!
added on the 2013-07-25 14:13:05 by okkie okkie
And they used every processor function and OS command to do it! Including FDISK and DELTREE!
added on the 2013-07-25 14:28:05 by gasman gasman
coder colors.
coder music.

nuff said.

jazz musicians for ever.
added on the 2013-07-25 14:39:04 by knl knl

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