What is your favourite sexual position?

category: general [glöplog]
An infinite loop?! That's gonna hurt after a while!
added on the 2004-01-27 09:47:58 by Sweex Sweex
not so infinite! after some time an orgasm interrupt is bound to occur.
added on the 2004-01-27 13:39:24 by deemage deemage
have any of you guys even seen a real pussy???
added on the 2004-01-27 14:47:10 by NoahR NoahR
added on the 2004-01-27 14:55:26 by mindsikk mindsikk
added on the 2004-01-27 15:48:36 by v3nom v3nom
Brianna Blaze doing a reverse cowgirl on my nose
Loool@panzerwurst. thats just fcuking hilarious. Got one`?
added on the 2004-01-28 00:37:14 by NoahR NoahR
no... i dont have all those yens =/ it would be nice though
added on the 2004-01-28 10:00:53 by mindsikk mindsikk
sex is overrated.
I saw a real pussy once on tv.
But it's been along time ago...
added on the 2004-02-01 02:12:19 by raer raer
@Okkie: the one where you did that funny dance, jumped on me and said how much you liked bouncing on my lap.. yes, I think that's my favorite sexual pose right now
added on the 2004-02-01 16:46:14 by ravity ravity
Rimming! Heh.
added on the 2004-02-15 01:57:54 by freeze freeze
loop is a reserved word, you wouldn't be able to use it like that.

And as it stands, your moving "in" into "penis" that don't quite work :)

org 100h

mov al, 00h
mov ah, 01h
int 66h

mov cx, 15 ;give us 15 mins till unload

sex: mov [vagina], penis
dec penis
loop sex

mov ah, 00h ; Clean up any mess
mov al, 03h ; |
int 10h ; V

mov ax, 4C00h ; Get dressed
int 21h ; |

added on the 2004-02-15 02:25:26 by Intrinsic Intrinsic
dec penis

mov ah, ah
mov ah, ah
mov ah, ah
etc :D
added on the 2004-02-15 17:55:47 by Maali Maali
I wasnt all that happy by intrinsic's innerloop so Ive written a more hardcore one:

analsex: mov [asshole], cock
dec cock
loop analsex

This one is compatible with the gay platform aswell..
added on the 2004-02-15 20:19:25 by loaderror loaderror
Ewww pewp hole seks is bad with a woman :) i don't want no shit on my chap.
added on the 2004-02-16 00:48:25 by Intrinsic Intrinsic
Well use a condom then. =)

It's not that disgusting after all, but niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice... *drools*
added on the 2004-02-16 01:42:49 by freeze freeze
loaderror: LOL!!!

Aargghhh,.. what funny things I read after 4 days of dissapearence from the net (Because I was on the CPC only meeting 2 which owns you all, har har har har =)))

How can I miss Pouet then???
added on the 2004-02-16 13:15:24 by Optimus Optimus
Yeah, "what funny things"!


I'd say this topic is even worse than your CPC-craze.
added on the 2004-02-16 13:30:37 by superplek superplek
if AnalIntrusion == 1:
print "The scene is so geigh"
lover = int('Oh man, how BIG is that?')
for i in lover:
print "Not so fast Okkie"

You are dirty pervert men. I think you not ever had the sex for yourselfs.
That is wrong. I've had sex with myself several times.
Me too. Very nice and gente. Wanna watch the movie I once made?
added on the 2004-02-19 14:09:17 by freeze freeze
Way to go mr. freeze! We are a little bunch of guys who have this forum were we share stuff like that. alt.comp.scene.relief-by-right-hand ...mostly dubbed the monoscene.