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hugi intro: wanted writers by EP
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release date : july 2006
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hahahahaha, jesus christ... there is NO mountain high enough, is there ep!
added on the 2006-07-03 17:07:07 by okkie okkie
erhm
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:13:02 by hollowman hollowman
coder colors! ;)
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:16:14 by [self-ban] [self-ban]
Yeah! that's called initiative :]
added on the 2006-07-03 17:20:22 by bdk bdk
Good size optimizing and great message.
rulez added on the 2006-07-03 17:31:18 by Zplex Zplex
At least you've feel the joke :)

THANK YOU!

And please write or call so we will get better intros.
added on the 2006-07-03 17:31:22 by ep ep
fucking hell
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:32:32 by parcelshit parcelshit
plzdietnx
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:33:34 by rmeht rmeht
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:34:44 by xeNusion xeNusion
No, not very funny!
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:35:53 by Cj Cj
Thanks for making it clear I shouldn't even consider doing such things this intro suggests.
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:41:09 by teel teel
Hugi world domination....

Damn, i have run out of thumbs
added on the 2006-07-03 17:45:53 by Zplex Zplex
even nextempire does better
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:50:44 by Maali Maali
:(
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 17:52:08 by Preacher Preacher
Not bad for a joke :)
added on the 2006-07-03 18:17:20 by Optimus Optimus
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 18:23:45 by v3nom v3nom
Please stop redefining pathetic.

No, really, please stop.
Go look at some Amiga mag intros!

A low quality advert reflects a low quality product and they dont get much lower than this!
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 18:36:21 by Shanethewolf Shanethewolf
What the fuck ?!
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 18:36:42 by wie8 wie8
wont dl, wont watch..
but i am sure:
fuck ep, fuck hugi..
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 18:38:41 by 4kum4 4kum4
Stop beeing negative!
Every effort worth the cost.

Pay attention to low quality: this means "we need help". So insteed of bellowing, shouting, bitching, grumbling, moaning, crying and any other bad behaviour, simply help.

You get what you give: you give irrespect, you get bad intro. When you'll give good tutorials / sources, you'll get good prods to watch. When you'll give good articles / links, you'll get good mags, and so on.

Ha yeah, and please, please improve your vocabulary because F**K is really Rambo like, I mean low or not educated American / African / European / Asian. At least give tips to improve, but saying "it suxxs" doesn't help. And in less than 1 KB under .com and MS DOS you can't expect the 64 KB quality you're used to see by sceners with 5 to 10 years daily experience in democoding.
rulez added on the 2006-07-03 19:10:30 by ep ep
Just for the record, this is not an official Hugi release. But who cares ;-)
added on the 2006-07-03 19:14:48 by Adok Adok
rulez added on the 2006-07-03 19:16:31 by third_dot third_dot
HEY EP! IT FUCKING SUCKS! DO YOU HEAR ME! IT FUCKING SUCKS ASS! IT SUCKS EGGS OUT OF AN OLD LADIES VAGINA!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLO!?!?! IT FUCKING SUCKS DICK!! MORE DICK THAN 20 FAGGOTS IN A MANTRAIN! CAN YOU HEAR ME!? CAN YOU!??? HELLO!???! FUCK!!!
rulez added on the 2006-07-03 19:19:33 by okkie okkie
haha, i accidentily thumbed it up :D
added on the 2006-07-03 19:21:20 by okkie okkie
OK, then I'll do so, too :)

(As said, it's not an official Hugi release, so it's not against the inofficial Pouet rules that I thumb it up even though I'm a Hugi member)
rulez added on the 2006-07-03 19:27:29 by Adok Adok
yeah what okkie said! + intended thumb
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 19:27:46 by the_Ye-Ti the_Ye-Ti
Don't let my thumb misguide you though! It was 100% an accident! Here is a moral thumb down.. BB Image .. and for the fuck of it.. another one! BB Image ... and another one! BB Image boom!

ps: ep, it FUCKING SUCKED!
added on the 2006-07-03 19:31:13 by okkie okkie
pathetic
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 19:33:34 by StingRay StingRay
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added on the 2006-07-03 19:45:06 by Adok Adok
Better than Second Reality ;)
added on the 2006-07-03 19:48:27 by Adok Adok
I found the user 'hugi-skype'
with skype but it wasnt online
actually I got a window saying it was to long ago it was used to no further information about this user can be given??

piggy :D
added on the 2006-07-03 19:50:55 by magic magic
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sucks added on the 2006-07-03 19:52:37 by britelite britelite
Do it in 256 Bytes or be a lamah!
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 20:10:46 by René Madenmann René Madenmann
fuck this shit
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added on the 2006-07-03 20:16:59 by StingRay StingRay
hmm, that attempts sucks as much as the "intro" :D
added on the 2006-07-03 20:18:23 by StingRay StingRay
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added on the 2006-07-03 20:20:09 by StingRay StingRay
ok, that didn't work either :D
added on the 2006-07-03 20:21:38 by StingRay StingRay
now looks nice :P
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sucks added on the 2006-07-03 20:26:02 by havoc havoc
ep.
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 20:29:55 by scamp scamp
Havoc has a sense of art!!
added on the 2006-07-03 20:43:51 by Adok Adok
Let's see if this will work out.


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added on the 2006-07-03 20:48:27 by Adok Adok
Not exactly what I wanted. Maybe this will work out...
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rulez added on the 2006-07-03 20:55:06 by alien^PDX alien^PDX
Almost there.

I'll leave it to you as an intelligence test whether you manage to find out what I wanted to say. ;)
added on the 2006-07-03 20:55:14 by Adok Adok
I gave my thumb but I guess not all of you got my point. I'll leave that to you as an intelligence test whether you manage to find out what I wanted to say:
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1K sucks

(I'm a Mensa member after all...)
added on the 2006-07-03 21:14:34 by Adok Adok
Thanks, MadenMann. Now morons are also gonna get it.

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added on the 2006-07-03 21:18:24 by Adok Adok
plzdontspamthx
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 21:40:39 by anesthetic anesthetic
holy shit ep.. that's fucked up.
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 21:42:01 by iks iks
Conceptual :)
rulez added on the 2006-07-03 21:44:36 by Manwe Manwe
Whoever made this must have an extremely low iq.
sucks added on the 2006-07-03 21:57:42 by sparcus sparcus
What makes you think so, Sparcus?

It's an easy prod, true. If something is easy, it means you don't need to have a high IQ to make it. But it doesn't mean your IQ must be low.
added on the 2006-07-03 22:12:53 by Adok Adok
Source is provided so you can optimize.
I'm sure in 256B it's possible:
I'll remove the font DB and simply invoke mode 40.
Colors could be better.
I've problem to be reached by skype.
I'll investigate and will post when it will work (I can call but don't receive calls though all the port mapping, firewalling and stuff about security is configured so it should work). Any help on this matter is welcome.
Simply open a thread because skype is the future and everybody need to know how to use it and route it.

Tnx.
added on the 2006-07-03 22:20:04 by ep ep
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sucks added on the 2006-07-04 00:37:32 by p01 p01
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I just saved the germans from ever looking in this thread ever again. It's ILLEGAL now.
added on the 2006-07-04 01:29:28 by Shifter Shifter
ahhh, thank god! now i can't watch these prodcomments from an internet café no more!!one
added on the 2006-07-04 02:37:42 by madMixx madMixx
LOL, after taking a look at the source code I understand what Sparcus meant...

Hehe, maybe this could be a task for the next Hugi Size Coding Compo :)

Or let's make it the colloborative way, that would be more fun. Here's my first proposal:

Code:; First attempt at optimizing this (half an hour) by Adok/Hugi ; Untested, no idea if it will run - I'll leave debugging to you, after all we're a cooperative, right? Code SEGMENT ASSUME CS:Code, DS:Code ORG 100H Start: MOV AX,13H INT 10H ;CL stores the color MOV CL,9 CALL FillBG ;CX is loop counter; CL is the current color; set CX it to 65535 XOR CX,CX DEC CX loop1: MOV X,10D MOV Y,50D MOV DL,56D ; DL stores cnt (assuming that DX is never used anywhere else) MOV DI,OFFSET CharSet MOV SI,OFFSET Text1 CALL PutString LOOP loop1 ;CX is loop counter; CL is the current color; set CX it to 65535 ;XOR CX,CX - not necessary as CX is already 0 DEC CX loop2: MOV X,10D MOV Y,170D MOV DI,OFFSET CharSet MOV SI,OFFSET Text2 CALL PutString LOOP loop2 XOR AX,AX INT 16H MOV AX,03H INT 10H MOV AH,4CH INT 21H ; ; Functions ; PutPixel PROC ; Draw Pixel PUSHA PUSH 0A000H POP ES MOV AX,320D MUL Y ADD AX,X MOV DI,AX MOV AX,CX ; CL stores the color STOSB POPA RET PutPixel ENDP FillBG PROC ; Fill Background Colour MOV X,319 MOV Y,199 FillLP: OR X,X JE NxtFill CALL PutPixel DEC X JMP FillLP NxtFill: MOV X,319 OR Y,Y JE EndFill DEC Y JMP FillLP EndFill: RET FillBG ENDP PutChar PROC ; Display Character PUSH DI CMP AL,41H JL EndTxtLP CMP AL,5BH JG EndTxtLP MOV BX,X MOV AX,Y PUSH AX ; replacing MOV TMP,AX LODSB ; same as MOV AL,[DI] TxtLP: CMP AL,13 JE TxtLPnxt CMP AL,'$' JE EndTxtLP DEC AL ; instead of CMP AL,1 JNE Prnxt CALL PutPixel Prnxt: INC X INC DI LODSB ; same as MOV AL,[DI] JMP TxtLP TxtLPnxt: MOV X,BX INC Y INC DI LODSB ; same as MOV AL,[DI] JMP TxtLP EndTxtLP: POP AX ; replacing MOV AX,TMP POP DI MOV Y,AX RET PutChar ENDP PutString PROC ; Display String MOV AL,[SI] SUB AL,41H MUL DL ADD DI,AX MOV AL,[SI] StrLP: CMP AL,'$' JE EndStrLP CALL PutChar INC X INC SI MOV AL,[SI] MOV DI,OFFSET CharSet SUB AL,41H MUL DL ADD DI,AX MOV AL,[SI] JMP StrLP EndStrLP: RET PutString ENDP ;Variables X DW 0 Y DW 0 CharSet DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13 ; 'A' DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,'$' DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,0,13 ; 'B' DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 0,1,1,1,1,1,0,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,0,'$' DB 0,0,1,1,1,1,0,13 ; 'C' DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 1,1,0,0,0,0,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,0,0,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,0,0,0,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 0,0,1,1,1,1,0,'$' DB 1,1,1,1,1,0,0,13 ; 'D' DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,1,1,1,0,0,'$' DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,13 ; 'E' DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,1,13 DB 0,1,1,0,1,0,0,13 DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13 DB 0,1,1,0,1,0,0,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,1,13 DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,'$' DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,13 ; 'F' DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,1,13 DB 0,1,1,0,1,0,0,13 DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13 DB 0,1,1,0,1,0,0,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,0,13 DB 1,1,1,1,0,0,0,'$' DB 0,0,1,1,1,1,0,13 ; 'G' DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 1,1,0,0,0,0,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,0,0,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,1,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 0,0,1,1,1,1,1,'$' DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 ; 'H' DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,'$' DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13 ; 'I' DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13 DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,'$' DB 0,0,0,1,1,1,1,13 ; 'J' DB 0,0,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 0,0,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 0,0,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,'$' DB 1,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 ; 'K' DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13 DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13 DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 1,1,1,0,0,1,1,'$' DB 1,1,1,1,0,0,0,13 ; 'L' DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,0,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,0,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,0,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,1,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,'$' DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13 ; 'M' DB 1,1,1,0,1,1,1,13 DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,13 DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,13 DB 1,1,0,1,0,1,1,13 DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13 DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,'$' DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13 ; 'N' DB 1,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 1,1,1,1,0,1,1,13 DB 1,1,0,1,1,1,1,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,1,13 DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13 DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,'$' DB 0,0,1,1,1,0,0,13 ; 'O' DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13 DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13 DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13 DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13 DB 0,0,1,1,1,0,0,'$' DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,0,13 ; 'P' DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 0,1,1,1,1,1,0,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,0,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,0,0,13 DB 1,1,1,1,0,0,0,'$' DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13 ; 'Q' DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,1,1,1,0,13 DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13 DB 0,0,0,0,1,1,0,'$' DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,0,13 ; 'R' DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 0,1,1,1,1,1,0,13 DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 1,1,1,0,0,1,1,'$' DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13 ; 'S' DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,1,0,0,0,0,13 DB 0,1,1,1,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,0,1,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,'$' DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,0,13 ; 'T' DB 1,0,1,1,0,1,0,13 DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13 DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,'$' DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 ; 'U' DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,'$' DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 ; 'V' DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13 DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,'$' DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13 ; 'W' DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13 DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13 DB 1,1,0,1,0,1,1,13 DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,13 DB 1,1,1,0,1,1,1,13 DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,'$' DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13 ; 'X' DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13 DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13 DB 0,0,1,1,1,0,0,13 DB 0,0,1,1,1,0,0,13 DB 0,1,1,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,'$' DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 ; 'Y' DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 1,1,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,13 DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,0,13 DB 0,1,1,1,1,0,0,'$' DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,13 ; 'Z' DB 1,1,0,0,0,1,1,13 DB 1,0,0,0,1,1,0,13 DB 0,0,0,1,1,0,0,13 DB 0,0,1,1,0,0,1,13 DB 0,1,1,0,0,1,1,13 DB 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,'$' DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13 ; Space DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,'$' DB 0,0,0,1,1,0,0,13 ; @ DB 0,0,1,0,0,1,0,13 DB 0,0,1,0,1,0,1,13 DB 0,0,1,0,1,0,1,13 DB 0,0,1,0,0,1,0,13 DB 0,0,0,1,0,0,1,13 DB 0,0,0,0,1,1,0,'$' DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13 ; . DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,13 DB 0,0,0,1,1,0,0,13 DB 0,0,0,1,1,0,0,'$' Text1 DB 'PLEASE[WRITE[ARTICLES[FOR[HUGI','$' Text2 DB 'CDVOLKO[AT[GMX[DOT[NET','$' Code ENDS END Start
added on the 2006-07-04 03:11:14 by Adok Adok
Actually the size coding compos were a bad idea. We should have always done it the colloborative. This way you learn more.
added on the 2006-07-04 03:20:35 by Adok Adok
sucks added on the 2006-07-04 03:29:32 by Quarryman Quarryman
For the love of god, somebody just delete this whole trainwreck..
added on the 2006-07-04 09:14:30 by okkie okkie
OMG, This sucks in so many levels. I think this will not encourage people to write hugi.
sucks added on the 2006-07-04 09:22:47 by blueflame blueflame
OMG, This sucks in so many levels. I think this will not encourage people to write to hugi.
added on the 2006-07-04 09:23:07 by blueflame blueflame
sucks added on the 2006-07-04 10:20:58 by Axel Axel
Shifter: disproove :D, the word is not forbidden...so I took a peek and went temporarely blind...YATS!
Thanks anyway...the spirit counts... :P

the "prod" even crosses the outer rim of total whackness
sucks added on the 2006-07-04 12:04:36 by d0DgE d0DgE
ERRR... YEAH!!!111
sucks added on the 2006-07-04 12:18:28 by v4nl4me v4nl4me
*PIER*
sucks added on the 2006-07-04 12:29:31 by uncle-x uncle-x
sucks added on the 2006-07-04 13:11:37 by skrebbel skrebbel
BB Image let's hotlink!
added on the 2006-07-04 13:15:06 by teel teel
fucking shit, teel, i was just having breakfast...
added on the 2006-07-04 13:40:17 by dipswitch dipswitch
after seeing that, i guess i'll lay low on currywursts at breakpoint next year :((
added on the 2006-07-04 13:42:03 by Maali Maali
dipswitch: breakfast on a tuesday at 13:45?!

god bless studentlife... ;-(
added on the 2006-07-04 13:43:20 by havoc havoc
seems to be the most downloaded and commented prod right now
rulez added on the 2006-07-04 14:21:40 by Sverker Sverker
Quote:
Better than Second Reality ;)

How dare you saying that!?!?
sucks added on the 2006-07-04 15:48:47 by xernobyl xernobyl
teel: I agree with dipswitch. This picture is really disgusting.
added on the 2006-07-04 15:51:02 by Adok Adok
BETTER THAN TITAN!
rulez added on the 2006-07-04 16:19:48 by uns3en_ uns3en_
Less disgusting than this intro though.
added on the 2006-07-04 16:58:54 by teel teel
fuck your coding skillz ep. really fuck them...
sucks added on the 2006-07-04 17:50:52 by decipher decipher
...
sucks added on the 2006-07-06 15:05:12 by las las
wtf
sucks added on the 2006-07-06 16:02:33 by spritus spritus
Haha, super Ding.
rulez added on the 2006-07-06 19:14:31 by novel novel
EP: Selfvoting SUCKS.
sucks added on the 2006-07-06 20:16:54 by eye eye
sucks added on the 2006-07-07 03:01:18 by ALiEN^bf ALiEN^bf
wtf!?
sucks added on the 2006-07-14 23:11:04 by got got
Screenshot +4 times size of the "prod"!

BTW, did this thing really need EVERY character coded...?
sucks added on the 2006-07-17 03:16:21 by stage7 stage7
stage7: It definitely did not. Yet another thing that could be used for size-optimizing this prog.
added on the 2006-07-17 03:35:45 by Adok Adok
The only characters it needs are:

ACDEFGHIKLMNOPRSTUVWX
added on the 2006-07-17 03:38:49 by Adok Adok
shit
sucks added on the 2006-07-24 18:32:57 by gg|rhg gg|rhg
Adok: I've added the @ and the - so there is more characters than what you think. Dealing with the unused chars would have been a mess: they are stored in the ASCII order and I use this fact for saving few bytes not storing the long string you've typed higher. Add to this that I'm not a king in ASM X86.

But to be honest:

1/ no black background: enjoy the difference, don't you feel it? You're less stressed!

2/ best music ever played in a 1KB: "enjoy the silence" by no-sound studios! Remastered, improved and modernized for all latest sound hardware available worldwide including 7.1 loudspeakers.

3/ all VGA video cards compatible

4/ 286 compatible

5/ MS-DOS compatible

6/ 65535 colors displayed

So overall this is a real big SHIT and I'm not proud of it: was done while brazil was playing against our "old, fat, lame and incompetent football team" !

Please make a decent screenshot so we see there is colors in this "demo".
added on the 2006-07-31 18:11:51 by ep ep
Holy shit, that pic above is quite possibly the sickest thing I've ever seen.

As for the "prod"; It would've been much better with a black background.

...

Ah, who am I kidding, not even the pig could've saved this one.
sucks added on the 2006-09-04 08:37:51 by wb wb
thanks to the people whose support we got for issue 32..

rulez added on the 2006-09-17 17:39:20 by magic magic
ihr spinnt doch alle!!

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sucks added on the 2006-10-29 16:03:49 by Freakazoid Freakazoid
even 1k is pure waste
sucks added on the 2007-10-02 21:56:41 by chromag chromag
Quote:
Better than Second Reality ;)

If you're referring to your second reality, you might be right.

Absolute bullshit - when you want to run a mag these days, you should do the exact opposite of what you guys are doing.

Seriously.
sucks added on the 2008-04-22 11:26:00 by Nutman^IRIS Nutman^IRIS
Random Adok Hitler/Hugi/Royal Asshole Family/EP Thumb down
sucks added on the 2008-04-22 11:41:32 by FUCK NEWSK00L FUCK NEWSK00L
Random Adok Hitler/Hugi/Royal Asshole Family/EP Thumb down
sucks added on the 2008-04-26 17:09:19 by Queen_Luna Queen_Luna
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sucks added on the 2008-11-25 16:37:40 by panic panic
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sucks added on the 2008-11-25 20:00:27 by relias abardon relias abardon
*fart*
sucks added on the 2009-06-04 23:51:00 by Sir Sir
download and mirrors are all down, youtube link? I need to see this. I already have a boner.
rulez added on the 2013-08-26 20:32:49 by too_many too_many
Was done in 96 bytes.
sucks added on the 2013-11-01 07:32:38 by Dgemie Dgemie
without being able to see it.
sucks added on the 2014-01-11 18:08:48 by sensenstahl sensenstahl

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