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Coder Porn! by Archee [web]
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screenshot added by archee on 2011-08-06 20:45:43
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release date : august 2011
release party : Assembly 2011
compo : combined 4k
ranked : 2nd
  • rulez 108
  • is ok 27
  • sucks 2
popularity : 2%
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  • rulez 0.77
alltime top: #426
added on the 2011-08-06 20:45:43 by archee archee

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A bit short but stunning! Porn indeed :)
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 20:46:53 by magic magic
Super :)
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 20:47:36 by firebug firebug
Smooth and realistic cloth and ok music.
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 20:48:37 by Zplex Zplex
Great one!
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 20:48:49 by Stebo Stebo
was quite a fun to watch
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 20:49:18 by decca decca
Phisics!
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 20:50:22 by Manwe Manwe
Excellent physics!
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 20:51:14 by Mystra Mystra
mmh 1fps and only supporting 720p resolution, i will wait video to watch.
added on the 2011-08-06 21:05:11 by Tigrou Tigrou
Moar!
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 21:06:37 by unbeliever^x7m unbeliever^x7m
video pls. thx. a slideshow for me. can't really see the effect.
added on the 2011-08-06 21:08:12 by yumeji yumeji
funny
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 21:45:54 by psndcj//tbk psndcj//tbk
Youtube or just nVidia 8800.
added on the 2011-08-06 21:47:36 by archee archee
nice tech :)
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 21:52:50 by Alpha C Alpha C
I watched it for the physics
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 21:53:15 by Tjoppen Tjoppen
aweomse physics porn!
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 21:54:17 by Saga Musix Saga Musix
Wooo! Indeed, sire, is this coder's pron! Double thumb up for a great idea & execution :-)
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 21:54:28 by kbi kbi
For a technical achievment and jawdropping effect i say YES, for music, camera, direction i must say NO.
Great physics, though where's the intro? And the porn part doesn't really work for me. :P

Still though, thumbs up for the physics alone.
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 21:56:44 by decipher decipher
cool, the legs are still not perfect though :)
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 21:59:35 by blala blala
Awesome tech, some humor and a neat tune in 4k.
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 21:59:40 by tomaes tomaes
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 22:02:22 by Quarryman Quarryman
coder porn indeed
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 22:03:32 by psenough psenough
Very cool physics
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 22:05:13 by BiTL BiTL
what trauma zero said
added on the 2011-08-06 22:05:16 by v3nom v3nom
Great physics and music started to sound very interesting but unfortunately it was so short. Boring background but ok it's 4k.
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 22:09:07 by Serpent Serpent
like Decipher said :)
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 22:14:24 by rez rez
Coder porn \o/
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 22:15:40 by Sesse Sesse
Nice striptease!
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 22:24:05 by ham ham
how indecent D:
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 22:29:07 by msqrt msqrt
yeah
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 22:30:05 by Sir Sir
awesome cloth, bad music and visuals.
sucks added on the 2011-08-06 22:32:58 by rasmus/loonies rasmus/loonies
balls touching.
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 22:36:20 by thec thec
awesome cloth, good porn!
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 23:00:11 by BarZoule BarZoule
Thumb is for the coder porn part, not for the spheres.
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 23:04:47 by BoyC BoyC
TITS \o/
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 23:05:52 by pera pera
I like the the music and the coder pr0n :)
Slideshow on my Radeon 5650M...
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 23:12:10 by raer raer
excellent!
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 23:19:05 by nekomono nekomono
Nice physics.
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 23:23:26 by chock chock
awesome! nice to see it having a neat tune, too. teh seksi intro <3
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 23:43:37 by nemesis nemesis
shake your shadermaker
rulez added on the 2011-08-06 23:44:54 by Weyland Yutani Weyland Yutani
Rulez
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 00:08:03 by Buckethead Buckethead
Loved this one. Ok, maybe not a real 4k for some, but has one single awesome effect (most detailed cloth I have seen so far in the demoscene) and I laughed at the end :)
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 00:13:38 by Optimus Optimus
Lovely coder porn!
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 00:39:47 by Zeila Zeila
videoed in.

not that big. too much of a regular cloth sim code snippet copypaste.

better do some hardcode on the collision spheres and meta some real shape plus skintex. and. damn get that thing some ass. :D
added on the 2011-08-07 03:48:42 by yumeji yumeji
Pr0n!
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 03:49:52 by Intrinsic Intrinsic
Funny because you kept it short :) Nice physics, too.
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 04:03:47 by ferris ferris
one of my favourites now)
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 04:49:35 by marsel84 marsel84
awesome cloth simulation. And it's funny :)
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 08:39:12 by Lord Graga Lord Graga
impressive indeed, but just showing your (mad) skills in this way, doesn't make it a good intro at all.

I want to downthumb this, as an intro, it more or less plainly sucks, but the tech is to good, so piggy.
added on the 2011-08-07 08:45:15 by dwarf dwarf
O_o--b
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 09:02:27 by aha aha
Oh yes! Next time use 64k and use a better model ;)
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 10:53:12 by CONS CONS
Short, sweet and to a point. Not every single intro needs to be 4 minutes long with multiple parts, and this one manages to combine both a concept and really nice tech into a sweet package. Best in compo.
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 11:22:37 by Preacher Preacher
no
added on the 2011-08-07 11:29:55 by fyrex fyrex
Nice cloth simulation but fails as a 4k intro for me.
added on the 2011-08-07 11:34:16 by StingRay StingRay
definately seeing a trend in the choice of color
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 12:33:04 by vectory vectory
*FAP FAP FAP*
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 12:55:34 by Maali Maali
hahhahaa
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 13:32:50 by las las
Archee is my fave coder pr0n dealer! And this one was funny... Made my day! :D
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 14:20:53 by baah baah
I really can't appreciate these intros. Making awesome tech looks like complete rubbish is a shame. Why not make it 64kb and make something cool?!?! I don't get it.
added on the 2011-08-07 14:26:19 by maytz maytz
excellent
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 15:12:03 by Bartoshe Bartoshe
Dunno, nice cloth simulation but....meh
added on the 2011-08-07 15:32:37 by noby noby
Sweeeet sweeet cloth simulation, and I just love the title pun! My personal winner of the 4k compo.
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 15:43:24 by aMUSiC aMUSiC
What a boobs! :)
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 15:55:22 by rascy rascy
This girls has big balls... ;)

Great textile physic.
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 18:57:59 by BackSpace BackSpace
Looks like a slideshow here but technically impressive.
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 19:29:53 by Cj Cj
nice. not really a demo/intro imho, or not completely, but the technique is nice indeed, so it totally deserves a big thumb up.

<offtopic> is that my heart in the floor/cloth by any chance? </offtopic>
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 21:09:17 by iq iq
The coding is definitely fine, that's for sure.
added on the 2011-08-07 21:57:01 by Corial Corial
Oh brother.
added on the 2011-08-07 22:26:44 by AntDude AntDude
assembly stays black, music playing.
win7 ultimate 64bit, ATI HD5870, 12 gig RAM, i7
youtube:
HAHA, lovely balls, next time make the clothes look like cellophane ;)
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 22:38:58 by ɧคɾɗվ. ɧคɾɗվ.
Looks like someone decided to go for a prize with a cheap pun. I smiled, but there's not really a demo here..
added on the 2011-08-07 22:40:32 by gloom gloom
lovely :]
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 22:46:26 by nula nula
*SCHWIIIING*
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 23:02:46 by phobium phobium
That's got to be by far the ugliest woman in a demo in the entire history of the demoscene. I guess that's an achievement, too.

a piggie for the cloth simulation on top of the michelin woman from hell.
added on the 2011-08-07 23:10:01 by uncle-x uncle-x
Amiga buffs may ask themselfs why the juggler didn't juggle ... and why there was no hidden part letting one peak into the juggler's privat life.

Anyways, the clothing effect was a delight but as folks already wrote, as an intro this didn't really work.
added on the 2011-08-07 23:17:27 by d0DgE d0DgE
awsome idea & execution :)
rulez added on the 2011-08-07 23:19:00 by quisten quisten
This is wonderful.
rulez added on the 2011-08-08 05:18:06 by rainwarrior rainwarrior
fucking YES
rulez added on the 2011-08-08 09:19:18 by u2 u2
amazing physics + fun + a bit of direction + kitch music \o/

My favorite Archee's 4k so far!
rulez added on the 2011-08-08 10:13:49 by wullon wullon
more tech-demo than intro but impressive.
rulez added on the 2011-08-08 11:57:40 by wysiwtf wysiwtf
Cheap pun + cool tech, sounds fun to me.
rulez added on the 2011-08-08 12:05:42 by psonice psonice
Made me laugh :D
rulez added on the 2011-08-08 12:34:09 by kurli kurli
Impressive :)
rulez added on the 2011-08-08 14:13:47 by Hexogen Hexogen
amazing physics and not so bad music this time.
great!
rulez added on the 2011-08-08 17:05:40 by gopher gopher
dto.
rulez added on the 2011-08-08 17:19:38 by toxie toxie
Kitschy with a nice effect.
rulez added on the 2011-08-08 18:02:32 by Daddy Freddy Daddy Freddy
high resolution cloth simulation. Archee always brings something new and weird to the scene.
rulez added on the 2011-08-08 18:03:26 by Navis Navis
Nooooooouuuuuuuuuu
sucks added on the 2011-08-08 18:28:24 by closed closed
Strange.. slideshow (~1 fps) and way out of sync on my gt550m laptop, but completely smooth on the hd6870 desktop (which is usually ~3 times faster).
Not as bad visuals and sfx as last time, and nice cloth ofcourse, but still too much tech and too little demo. There are some things we just don't do in 4k because it's taking too much of the space ;)
added on the 2011-08-08 19:28:15 by Psycho Psycho
ACE.
rulez added on the 2011-08-08 19:49:16 by leGend leGend
I think the tits are silicone, but otherwise it's ok. Can I have her number?
rulez added on the 2011-08-08 21:16:48 by rutra80 rutra80
[color=red]♥[/color]
Kickass!
rulez added on the 2011-08-08 22:16:18 by csio csio
spheres made technically impressive
rulez added on the 2011-08-09 00:46:55 by funkdoobiest funkdoobiest
tehthumb because I know how much you guys suffered to get this done
rulez added on the 2011-08-09 00:54:53 by EviL EviL
Awfully slow here. Maybe you should wait 12 more years... :P
added on the 2011-08-09 04:07:08 by xernobyl xernobyl
Maybe it could work better if it wasn't presented so much as a tech demo... like having a solid color silhouette (and breaking with the classic Archee orange) or something.
added on the 2011-08-09 04:10:20 by xernobyl xernobyl
fukken nice cloth sim u got there!
rulez added on the 2011-08-09 17:37:42 by keito keito
Great physics, but boring -> piggy
added on the 2011-08-09 22:09:02 by moqui moqui
im no 3d-modeller, but how would it look if those spheres where blobs instead? thumbs up for nice physic-work though
rulez added on the 2011-08-10 15:31:35 by rudi rudi
Wahnsinn !
Should have won ...
rulez added on the 2011-08-10 16:06:38 by lsl lsl
Hi...ATi 5870 + Nvidia 8800 Ultra ok...
Windows 7 32-Bits (8 GigaRAM + Kernel Patched)...
added on the 2011-08-10 20:59:17 by A.I A.I
Nice
rulez added on the 2011-08-10 23:48:42 by Chainsaw Chainsaw
fuck yeah!
rulez added on the 2011-08-11 00:26:29 by stfsux stfsux
Good music, really great looking tissue-on-the-wind animation.
Nice looking model too ;).
rulez added on the 2011-08-11 12:52:22 by sim sim
coder pron at itz best!
rulez added on the 2011-08-11 15:08:37 by mad mad
Great job! I mean 4k? I can write my name in more than 4ks Jesus!

Here's an HD video version for anyone that needs it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8UO-2EMOsU
rulez added on the 2011-08-11 21:54:56 by psolord psolord
haha bob tits
rulez added on the 2011-08-11 22:12:38 by cruzer cruzer
very nice - shame it's only 1fps on my geforce 9600!
rulez added on the 2011-08-11 23:19:02 by caffeine_demon caffeine_demon
nice physics, respect!
rulez added on the 2011-08-11 23:20:19 by -SP- -SP-
What Navis said.
rulez added on the 2011-08-14 09:13:02 by Zavie Zavie
I have no idea how you made such an impressive (judging by the file size) cloth simulation. If you dont already work for Autodesk, they would certainly need your assistance.
rulez added on the 2011-08-14 23:37:52 by size size
hehe
rulez added on the 2011-08-15 11:43:51 by seppjo seppjo
cool one. the bassline in the music is quite funky
rulez added on the 2011-08-15 18:22:42 by xyz xyz
Ewww ;). Great cloth simulation but the physics didn't impress as much as in previous prods. Probably among the best soundtracks I've heard in a Archee prod (sad really ;D) but had it been slower, more sleazy and featured wah-wah guitars (yeah, I know, not easy in 4k but hey... ;)) for that sticky porn soundtrack feel I'd definitely thumb this one up. Didn't hate it but it didn't impress me as much as other prods from this guy.
added on the 2011-08-15 23:03:35 by elfan elfan
sexy tech demo!
rulez added on the 2011-08-16 10:29:46 by jco jco
Kind of so-so. And despite the name and nice physics I can't help the feeling that there has been better porn in 4k already.
added on the 2011-08-16 10:30:54 by kb_ kb_
Nice cloth simulation but more of a tech demo than a good intro.
added on the 2011-08-16 10:34:31 by pommak pommak
Really nice.
rulez added on the 2011-08-17 12:57:29 by Hydrogen Hydrogen
Usual Archee: Great idea, awesome code, crappy visuals, uninteresting music.

Usual piggie.
added on the 2011-08-17 13:12:01 by Blueberry Blueberry
Nice one!
rulez added on the 2011-08-17 18:06:43 by Cosmocat Cosmocat
fap fap fap
rulez added on the 2011-08-19 17:53:57 by Frozzy Frozzy
Technically very impressive.
rulez added on the 2011-08-19 17:55:17 by Paranoid Paranoid
After watching twice, exactly what kb_ said.
added on the 2011-08-19 22:24:31 by JAC! JAC!
The wife of juggler?
rulez added on the 2011-08-20 16:48:55 by bodo^rab bodo^rab
haha
rulez added on the 2011-08-25 21:51:02 by neptun neptun
what TraumaZero said
added on the 2011-08-25 22:04:16 by stijn stijn
fucking ugly woman. but great physics! (=
rulez added on the 2011-08-25 22:37:19 by sensenstahl sensenstahl
nice demo
taht was a interesting thing!!!
added on the 2011-08-29 23:55:01 by polyphone polyphone
Fun.
rulez added on the 2011-08-30 00:00:55 by Shiru Shiru
Haha! Coderporn...lol. Good one!
rulez added on the 2011-08-31 15:21:15 by Tyger Tyger
Very cool!
rulez added on the 2011-10-19 10:36:06 by indigo indigo
lol!!! good stuff xD
rulez added on the 2011-11-04 04:15:24 by blackpawn blackpawn
:)
rulez added on the 2012-03-31 22:38:22 by Frequent Frequent
::
rulez added on the 2012-10-11 14:45:59 by Fell Fell
yep
rulez added on the 2013-07-25 11:17:10 by provod provod
good stuff.
rulez added on the 2013-07-29 20:35:21 by Ok3anos Ok3anos
next time including pants off plz ;)
rulez added on the 2015-11-03 20:43:44 by T$ T$
Haha, cooool !
rulez added on the 2016-07-01 18:11:35 by Omid Omid

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