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How human male sexuality works.

category: general [glöplog]
If you are a male human being,

1.You ejaculate
(Now you won't want to ejaculate for 1 month. You can have erection and stroke your penis, but watch out, it's important not ejaculate.)
2.You are now in the selective mode.(First day)
3.You are now in the acceptation mode. (2 or 3 days)
4.You are now going to a level more.. You are full of hormones.(5 days)
5.You start do get hard on things that you don't usually get hard too. (Transsexual porn, gay porn, (childporn if you're not already into that)(High level of testosterone!!!!!!!!!!!!)(1-2-3 weeks)
6.You can't stand it anymore. The PULSION are too intense.(4 weeks)(Watch out who you would be willing to have sex with ;) )
7.You ejaculate everywhere ! :)
8.(five minutes later) You ejaculate another time.
9. (20-35 minutes later) Possibility of another ejaculation..
10.You are now back to flaccidity, low level of hormones and low sensitive reflex responses that makes the penis vein open...

Uncertainties: ±3 days ;)
added on the 2006-10-16 22:50:27 by Vulva Vulva
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added on the 2006-10-16 22:57:46 by doh doh
Sicktard! Get away!
You forgot to mention how you get off by trolling pouet.
added on the 2006-10-16 23:09:04 by Sverker Sverker
its ppl like you, vulva, who cause all this world's suffering and sectarian violence!
added on the 2006-10-16 23:21:15 by button button
Us, Vulvae have a strong effect on the world.
added on the 2006-10-16 23:22:32 by Vulva Vulva
I'm sure vulva==steohawk.
added on the 2006-10-16 23:25:13 by nitro2k01 nitro2k01
I'm sure nitro2k01==steohawk
added on the 2006-10-16 23:35:49 by Vulva Vulva
now, let's sing:
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Bla bla... Stupid joke about pro-life. Bla bla bla
added on the 2006-10-17 00:11:42 by nitro2k01 nitro2k01
dont most pro-lifers support that genocidal maniac G.Bush?
added on the 2006-10-17 00:20:33 by button button
Quote:
Bla bla... Stupid joke about pro-life. Bla bla bla


Guess Monty Python passed you by?

Shocking the younger generation doesn't know the Meaning of Life ;-)
added on the 2006-10-17 00:22:50 by CiH CiH
And just for the hell of it..

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"Go on, it's just an itty-bitty wafer thin mint!"
added on the 2006-10-17 00:25:58 by CiH CiH
Maali: This song is nonsense (I know you think the same, but nonetheless - let me explain why) since the male sexual glands produce a big amount of sperms every day, far more sperms than you could ever use.
added on the 2006-10-17 08:54:35 by Adok Adok
i think a mensa member must have the ability to grasp the context of a debate and reply in a suitable way...
added on the 2006-10-17 09:14:51 by rmeht rmeht
rmeht: Maybe, but it's interesting to pick some statements and analyse just these ones out of the context of the debate.

Of course I've understood that Maali is mocking at crosbow and clipper who seem to be unable to tolerate medical facts.
added on the 2006-10-17 09:18:34 by Adok Adok
Vulva:
You can also put 3 finger and make a strong pressure between your anus and your scrotum just before orgasm so you wont ejaculate, wont feel depressed,... and so everything you said after first point wont be true.
added on the 2006-10-17 12:58:13 by Tigrou Tigrou
I think a mensa member must have the ability to grasp the context of a debate and reply in a suitable way...
added on the 2006-10-17 12:58:19 by doh doh
doh_drd: I think so, too, but he need not do it, does he?
added on the 2006-10-17 15:51:01 by Adok Adok
adok hiya man.. go to this address. only you can go to this address its nice click this nice link adok
added on the 2006-10-17 17:38:18 by uns3en_ uns3en_
stilll stupid jokes about my name, tss
added on the 2006-10-17 18:14:00 by Tigrou Tigrou
lemonparty, you are nice, IT WAS MEANT TO ADOK geez :(
added on the 2006-10-17 18:14:25 by uns3en_ uns3en_
:(
added on the 2006-10-17 18:15:37 by iks iks
LemonParty:
Some of my sisters saw someone that was penetrating them and tried the same technique in order to continue to penetrate them hard and deeply.

It's old news to me.

Thanks anyway

This technique must be well performed or else the sperm with go in the bladder, and you won't stay in erection.
added on the 2006-10-18 00:32:13 by Vulva Vulva
what if you got over excited and your finger "accidentally" slipped inside. that would be too ghey for words!
added on the 2006-10-18 01:31:16 by button button

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