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Who was the original Shanethewolfthedog?

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Actually Shane has been active since the early 90s under many names.

The clue is in the music
added on the 2008-01-11 18:08:24 by Flunce Flunce
It's you, you are the original shanethewolfdog!
added on the 2008-01-11 18:27:36 by okkie okkie
buttlerthe3402thshane
added on the 2008-01-11 18:31:27 by xernobyl xernobyl
lol. Warm but it's really not me. I didn't start composing until 2000 and never did any tracker music.
added on the 2008-01-11 18:34:04 by Flunce Flunce
hi syphus ;P skreetch/eltech is original shane ?
added on the 2008-01-11 18:36:21 by uns3en_ uns3en_
nice tune
Unseen: He might well be (or have been).

You have to listen to the module in a certain way if you want to hear the clue I'm talking about.
added on the 2008-01-11 21:39:47 by Flunce Flunce
backwards?
uns3en, would you fucking leave it? I've nothing to do with Buttler, no matter how many times you bring it up on #ukscene. Nor am I, or have I ever met Daniel Hammonds which, according to a quick Google, seems to be the real name of Wade as listed on his site.

I'm astonished that you have so much free time to sit around (possibly sporting a tinfoil hat and a nervous twitch) autorefreshing pouet.net and concocting paranoid delusions about the identities of ephemeral manifestations of some other person's idle sense of humour.

Parapete has a little bit more patience than me, and as a consequence sometimes chooses to indulge people's erroneous suspicions and fallacious conjectures that he is the genius behind shane by declining to refute their allegations. There is a certain amount of genius behind shane as a concept, as is proved by so many self-righteous, troll-hunting poueters on an almost daily basis, and believe me when I say that parapete's inability to even tie his own shoelaces overwhelmingly precludes him from being capable of such subterfuge and misdirection. Not to mention wit.

Whether shane is a singular entity or a syndicated collective, I don't much care. I like the demos and music that have shane's name behind them; I enjoy his posts; I respect much of his criticism, even when (especially when) it's glib and iconoclastic, or when it's directed at me (because it's always fair and reasonable, unlike much of the criticism on pouet); I'm prepared to accept shane and similar pouet users of ambiguous identity as legitimate and worthwhile contributions to the 'pouet experience', whatever the hell that is. As for Buttler, the only reason I've even heard the name is that you've been tossing it around #ukscene for the past week. I've visited pouet maybe five times in the last three months, and so I've no idea what (if any) trouble this Buttler has been getting into on the BBS.

What I'm not prepared to accept is people kicking up stinks in entrenched, futile threads that somehow implicate me, probably without my knowledge of what's been said and of what I'm indirectly being accused of. Because, like I said, I don't have the staggering amount of free time that would be required to squat over pouet all day, every day, consuming vast tracts of stream-of-consciousness frippery and squeezing out periodical turds of unenlightenment. The only bad word I've said about anyone on pouet EVER is that fucking paedo wanker, steohawk. If I take a punch in the face at some demoparty because of some perceived slight against the assailant made by a semi-anonymous pouet user who's been falsely connected to me, then I'll be expressly pissed off. I'd rather take a punch in the face for something I deserve, get me? *

I know ps doesn't like to wade in, but if it comes down to it, I assume he's got the access logs and can probably go some way towards assuring anyone who's interested that I'm not Buttler, that I'm not Wade, that I'm not shane, that I'm not parapete, that I'm not ps, that I'm not Uns3en, that I'm not Lord Haw Haw, that I'm not Mahatma Ghandi, etc. etc.

(* For the sake of clarity, could anyone who wants to punch me in the face at Breakpoint 08 please come and see me beforehand? We'll go through a simple identity check and handshaking procedure, then if the assault claim is legitimate, I'll go and return to my drinking/demowatching/kebab-eating so that you can take me by surprise with a suckerpunch from the side. Cheers!)
added on the 2008-01-11 23:49:28 by syphus syphus
(minus 'of')
added on the 2008-01-11 23:53:05 by syphus syphus
Only a guy that's lying could write that much!
added on the 2008-01-12 00:12:09 by xernobyl xernobyl
Quote:
and believe me when I say that parapete's inability to even tie his own shoelaces overwhelmingly precludes him from being capable of such subterfuge and misdirection. Not to mention wit.


I resent that!
i'm a syphus believer and fucks anyone against him. even more if they are called unseen.
added on the 2008-01-12 00:19:06 by iks iks
Quote:

For the sake of clarity, could anyone who wants to punch me in the face at Breakpoint 08 please come and see me beforehand?


could i just see you beforehand, hear others yelling your name while you approach the bus station and wait for a fire to happen because the others accidentally pronounced your name wrong? :D
added on the 2008-01-12 01:16:36 by dalezr dalezr
hahaha :)
added on the 2008-01-12 01:17:35 by syphus syphus
I now propose a Sparticus style shane-out!

I am Shanethewolf!
added on the 2008-01-12 01:25:36 by rc55 rc55
I am Shanethewolf!
added on the 2008-01-12 01:41:44 by stijn stijn
i am perpetual motion!
added on the 2008-01-12 01:42:00 by dalezr dalezr
fuck, wrong nick!
added on the 2008-01-12 01:42:15 by dalezr dalezr
unless he was using a proxy his IP was from finland...
added on the 2008-01-12 03:19:47 by EviL EviL
I don't know what you guys think, but I'm starting to think Syphus is fucking cool! :)
added on the 2008-01-12 03:43:47 by Flunce Flunce
And for the record, no Syphus and me are not the same person. The witch hunt is getting kind of crazy. Shane must have really messed with some heads around here.....maybe that's his plan.

I've more or less told you who the man behind Shane was but I'm starting to think it's more fun letting the paranoia continue.
added on the 2008-01-12 03:45:49 by Flunce Flunce
All you uk-sceners are all really just Smash. Who cares about your drama anyway?
added on the 2008-01-12 04:19:00 by kusma kusma
Hi Buttler, pleased to meet you:) It seems reports of our synonimity have been greatly exaggerated. I didn't mean to do you any disservice in that rant, by the way - indeed I'm sure you *haven't* been getting into trouble on the BBS and it's not like I was just desperate to dissociate myself from you, as if you were a leper, or something. I was jus' saying, y'know, he != me, an' that.
added on the 2008-01-12 05:45:48 by syphus syphus
Damn! Syphus is so cool that I start suspecting he is Shane :)
added on the 2008-01-12 08:59:13 by Optimus Optimus

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