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Random Demoscene Fun Fact

category: residue [glöplog]
- the cake is a lie
added on the 2009-01-07 11:14:19 by src src
- Scientists found out that demoscene software, along with cockroaches, has the best chance of surviving a nuclear holocaust.
added on the 2009-01-07 11:38:58 by Salinga Salinga
- In 1981 Bill Gates failed to install a 640k demo category.
added on the 2009-01-07 11:46:17 by Salinga Salinga
- Commodore 64 coders think that they are making demos. They are wrong, becouse they are just creating a collection of 64 KB intros placed on one disk.
added on the 2009-01-07 12:04:53 by V0yager V0yager
- The spice is vital for space travel. The spice is MAGIC MAN!
added on the 2009-01-07 12:05:37 by Puryx Puryx
### people, voting for SCHEISSE in 2008 ###
heeyy... i don't have a beard..

back on topic:

- The games industry is actually a huge hoax concocted by demosceners to allow for a constant cashflow so that they can attend parties.
added on the 2009-01-07 12:23:53 by uncle-x uncle-x
- the chinese searching menschenquellen to get their contingent of the demoscene-industry
- hallucinations are next step in evolution
added on the 2009-01-07 12:43:19 by pommak pommak
- "Regus Ademordna" is "Andromeda Suger" backwards, which translates to "Andromeda Sucks", which is completely true.
added on the 2009-01-07 12:44:29 by gloom gloom
Gloom is obviously mistaken. Everyone knows that "Regus Ademordna" is Latin and means "He who does not envision himself with great success, can never achieve true happiness".
added on the 2009-01-07 12:50:44 by kusma kusma
- demos either feature norwegian drum and bass or are mute
- unclex doesnt have a beard, it's a fur shader
- puryx gave the bitjam interview pants down
- before magic joined the demoscene, he was a chimpansee used for lab experiments by adok. after failing to sort white people from black people, adok dismissed him from his duties.
- conspiracy's initial idea was to make tennis balls, but at the time the rubber was supposed to arrive all they got was a 64k tool.
- maali is the kurt cobain of the jokes ! genius-wise !
or the mitch hedberg *cough*
added on the 2009-01-07 13:00:39 by Gargaj Gargaj
- Haujobb comes from the german translation of skin job in Blade Runner.
added on the 2009-01-07 13:15:20 by Zest Zest
- There are no women in the demoscene. People that present themselves like women are either feminine men or holograms.
added on the 2009-01-07 13:24:53 by okkie okkie
- maali is the dutch scene's variation on shanethewolf, except for the handing out of login details to random foreigners bit
- okkie is no longer the scene's least hated individual after his recent post on this thread
added on the 2009-01-07 13:51:49 by havoc havoc
- okkie having recovered from his misadventuring after having watched palindromeda twice...once forwards and once backwards
- girls are sceners that just know better how to put some style !
- cOcOOn having the state of okkie now
- after his medical conditions, havoc bought the robert long boxset!
- the entire dutch scene is now wondering who the f**k broke the omerta by allowing magic access to the maali account
added on the 2009-01-07 14:22:24 by havoc havoc
- magic was in the mid 90s known as magic the gabbering!
- main funding for Breakpoint comes from scamp's home baking
- cOcOOn is drinking more beers than writing code-lines in a year ( both! )
- girls won a lot of compos already and they did by being pro-sceners ! ( i´m not shanethedogwolfexperiencewithjimihendrix )
- andromeda is going to win bp09-demo-compo....NOT! ( without help of equinox-members ;) )
- shit happens as demoscene happens !
- freezing sceners NOT! able to code!
- SCNE laughing at game-coders coz havin invented to get some taxes ;)
- c0c00n being drunk most of hisl ife! ( meh...no news,lads ;) )
- main funding for Breakpoint comes from license fees for the dirty keyboard picture
added on the 2009-01-07 15:32:49 by El Topo El Topo
- The International Standards Organization is considering the inclusion of actual size into the metric system. 1 As equals the height of the Breakpoint bigscreen.
added on the 2009-01-07 15:38:07 by zoom zoom

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