This smartphone...
category: residue [glöplog]
... can distinguish birds from phoenixes
I don't get it.
.. is made of less plastic
... and says your name, bitch
... wins the demo competition!
... is a trap!
... IS A FUCKING PHOENIX!
... has an ARMWRESTLE!!!! app you can glance at
is a lie! Best try pie!
..comes with no ribbons attached!
...can also be used to make phone calls.
...displays random bullshit information about police suspects, which can then be used to arrest them even if all they were doing is lounging around on a fucking car
..has a camera cover!
... can stitch together new images as layers in Gimp.
... has 0 polys and shaders
...features nVidia Optimus technology
...can give me a demo of Ceasefire
...can teach me not to spell “video” like “demo”
... is made of bamboo and looks like an Atari 2600.
..can create holodecks.
... is not a meme.
..is a meme already.
... can calculate pi to a trillion decimal places.
... is jarig
.. can not been lost.