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the terror of insomnia

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ARGHHHHHH..... Im so tired i could sleep standing. But my eyes just wont close, and my body is itchy, as is my mind. GRRRRRR...If only i had an ounce or 2, i would smoke myself into oblivion, even though i havent touched the shit for well over 6 years. Any good solutions or advices?.

i have tried

prayer
1.walking
2.masturbating
3.warm milk and honey
4.sex
5.masturbation when she fell asleep.
6.walking more.
7.meditation
8.prayer

and im currently at night 2
added on the 2004-11-30 02:21:47 by NoahR NoahR
2.masturbating
5.masturbation when she fell asleep.

heh.. how did that work the first time? :)

tip: masturbate more!
added on the 2004-11-30 02:22:44 by okkie okkie
Well i masturbated, woke her up shagged her, and then she fell asleep and i masturbated some more.

FFS I simply cannot masturbate anymore. I have blisters in my hands.
added on the 2004-11-30 02:24:49 by NoahR NoahR
actually that would be my "fucking hands"
added on the 2004-11-30 02:27:33 by NoahR NoahR
hahaha.. respect man!! huge amounts of liquor then?
added on the 2004-11-30 02:27:51 by okkie okkie
I guess that would be the next thing really, but that is strictly prohibited by my relegion unfortunally. :(

I know what im going to do, im going to do a couple of hours of oprah, that should do the trick. Laters yall...
added on the 2004-11-30 02:32:27 by NoahR NoahR
a religion that prohibits alcohol! oi, respect to your believes in every single way! but eh.. reconsider :)

dude, good luck! hope you get some sleep! (i know i am now.. zzz.. grah... work... meh)
added on the 2004-11-30 02:34:20 by okkie okkie
A religion that prohibits alcohol but allows masturbation? :D

and iblis, operah can be very stimulating if you're fucked up, maybe that was a bad idea.
the terror of getting shagged by iblis because his hand is full of blisters. and who knows what other tedious chores she has to put up with. womens position in islam si teh suxx..
added on the 2004-11-30 08:01:10 by hollowman hollowman
whatever you do, DO NOT TOUCH A C64!!! :D
added on the 2004-11-30 08:44:44 by Gargaj Gargaj
I saw a hand at a meeting some time ago in Cologne.
hollowman, you obviously have no clue whatsoever about what youre talking about. What about the 1.2Billion people who already know about Islam?.

Well, the bad news for them is that what they know and what they practice is not Islam, but is a different religion which goes by the name of Sunni, Shia, or any other derivative name..

Dominei sure if you follow God alone it does. I dont care about the primitive hearsay in hadeeth and sunnah. Those are not divinely inspired, but rather the works of devils. They oppress and defy human nature, the Quran doesnt obviously as it is from the creator.

Rdical muslims like myself says...If it's not in the Quraan God never said it! Period. But ofcourse that mean we get a lot of flak from sunni's and shiats, who belive that the side scriptures made by primitive apes from arabia are actually explaining Gods book.

Do you want to know why i completely reject what most (such as hollowman) think is the relegion of God???

Heres a hadeeth where imam bukrahi told us that: "The prophet is said to have said to his sahaba (dear freinds) eat 7 dades in the morning and no magic nor poison will affect you for the rest of the day."

I mean the Quran is clearly divine, but stuff like that of hadeeth, often fall in the "Dont try this at home category". If i eat 7 dades in the morning and eat cyanide i will drop dead instantly, it is a mockery of God to claim such nonsense is from him.

Or how about "The earth is on the neck of a great bull, and when it shakes its head earthquakes appear"...huH??

That's wierd...the Quran tells me that our planet is in a solar system and circulating around the sun.

But it gets even more idiotic. Imam muslim narrated "the prophet told sahaba to drink camel urine after diseace."

THAT IS JUST NASTY!!!!! and as the Quran teach us to have a very high level of personal higyine, this obviously isnt from God, but all hadeeth fits perfectly into year 700 misconceptions about the world. The Quran still stands unchallanged, in its wisdom, even today.

So how people can base their faith and law system around something that is obviously completele fucked up is beyond my comprehention.

Islam teached that men and weman are equal PERIOD.

Hope that clears things up. Im well aware that there is an overwhelming amount og sunni and shia belivers that call themself muslims, but they are not. They follow imam bukhari and imam moslem, not God alone. And that is what were asked.

added on the 2004-11-30 10:17:47 by NoahR NoahR
Oh and hollow man. If i meet you at a party youre going to get smacked in the face for such rudeness. Were a peacefull relegion if people dont agress towards us. You agress towards me, so im not going to turn the other cheek and let you spew out more misconceptions.

If you have no knowledge, shut up.
added on the 2004-11-30 10:19:29 by NoahR NoahR
The internet is full of incomprehensible whackos these days..
added on the 2004-11-30 10:24:00 by Navis Navis
No im talking about the wackos of the world suvh as bin laden who is a sunni follower.
added on the 2004-11-30 10:31:20 by NoahR NoahR
iblis, respect! (although i'm orthodox)...
added on the 2004-11-30 10:57:08 by dipswitch dipswitch
([russian] orthodox christian, that is...)
added on the 2004-11-30 10:57:52 by dipswitch dipswitch
:) The paths to God are many. The message that has been shouted to us since day one is, worship God alone. Seek God alone for help. If thats what you do, i have nothing but respect for that. Even though our relegion (relegion=a system) differ in its details. :)

But i would like to invite you to take a look at the real Islam, if you so wish at http://www.free-minds.org that is just one of many progressive muslim sites. If for nothing else, then for the knowledge, so you too can help weed out misconceptions that are hurtfull to us all. (terror i.e)
added on the 2004-11-30 11:16:17 by NoahR NoahR
Quote:
But it gets even more idiotic. Imam muslim narrated "the prophet told sahaba to drink camel urine after diseace."

Ah... that's a common demoscene thingy, look!
sorry iblis, ofcourse i should not judge all muslims because of what you written about yourself and your marriage on pouet. and please do smack me in the face, that will convince me about how peaceful you are
added on the 2004-11-30 12:45:16 by hollowman hollowman
madenmann, that's for sure no camel =)
added on the 2004-11-30 12:48:36 by dipswitch dipswitch
What have i wrote about my marriage on pouet net. That i have sex with my wife? Woe me...I bet that is only muslims who do such ill things. That i masturbate. mate most people do, few admits to it.
I will take an excuse from you any day, but you just continue being outright rude. So basically i dont give a pot of pis how peaceful you belive we are or not. You still agress towards me, even though you try to badly hide it as sarcasm.

added on the 2004-11-30 12:50:30 by NoahR NoahR
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
added on the 2004-11-30 12:53:38 by Gargaj Gargaj
No it is not, it is the retributal for direct offence or transgressing limit, be they God or peoples personal limits. A very human nature like reaction. Gargaj what you sufggest is misundertood socialism, that we have to be oh and ehh so good towards eacother all the time. Ofcourse we shall aim for it, but it requires that people respect eachother. And if you wont respect what i am, or me, i will make you fear me, so you leave me alone. That simple.
added on the 2004-11-30 12:57:20 by NoahR NoahR
agress towards you? what a warped conception of reality, i mean, you're the one threatning to beat me...

what you have written on the bbs before about your marriage? with a quick use of the search box i come up with: " But thats not the best...the best is, she doesnt speak to me untill i speak to her". " i get to spend my money as i please" and "Equality between sexes my ass."

ofcourse i shouldnt accuse islam because of your view on women or how a relationsip should be, but i guess that a religion created by men for the benifit of men fits you like a glove.
added on the 2004-11-30 12:59:06 by hollowman hollowman

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