How to save the demoscene

category: general [glöplog]
We are now approaching the end of a Jumalauta emergency meeting and we have realized that the demoscene has already reached its objective; all worthwhile demos have already been done and all further demos are merely waste of time and resources.

Therefore, we suggest:

1. Everyone gets naked
2. Everyone oils his/her body
3. We all wrestle
4. Repeat 3 until enlightenment

Plan is to be executed at Breakpoint. Bring your own oil.

Jumalauta Fast Action Team report will follow shortly.
added on the 2005-02-26 21:03:47 by jobe jobe
Will ya film it?
added on the 2005-02-26 21:53:25 by wrthlss wrthlss
i just hope that oil doesn't have to do anything with anal sex : /
added on the 2005-02-26 23:10:20 by nula nula
count me in.
count afromies in!
added on the 2005-02-27 01:30:38 by dipswitch dipswitch
nula, you better hope it has nothing to do with anul sex!
added on the 2005-02-27 02:24:00 by thorsten thorsten
finally an oportunity to get some and he's bitching on technicalities... pfff
added on the 2005-02-27 03:42:36 by psenough psenough
A better way to save the demoscene is put it in a glass jar and close the top. Just remember to punch a few air holes in the lid.
stars of the lid saved my life
added on the 2005-02-27 03:52:10 by psenough psenough
last night a dj saved my life

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I am _so_ not involved with this in any way, shape, or form.
you can add a wrestling style like turkish people..

Adrianapolitian Olive Oil covered Wrestling..

Or it is just enough to acquire previous quality in the demos.

SDK s might be got easier and easier but this shouldn't affect the groups..

Waiting for killer releases..
added on the 2005-02-27 16:20:40 by Acharad Acharad
save the demoscene by donating cash (and/or beer) to young and poor demosceners.
added on the 2005-02-27 16:47:45 by quisten quisten
I can be a cash (and/or beer) saver
added on the 2005-02-27 18:09:55 by wrthlss wrthlss
Quisten, make a good example and give me some. (everyone over 18 is old)
i still want to shave the scene.. although that might take a while..
added on the 2005-02-27 21:04:01 by okkie okkie
Ye Olde Clue Shoppe might prove useful to save the demoscene!
added on the 2005-02-27 21:06:15 by keops keops
it's too late
added on the 2005-02-28 02:11:56 by EviL EviL
In order to save the demoscene you need to enable:

All sceners should be moved to a small island.
Then.. bomb the island.

Ooooor.. The only way to save the scene is to move to some obscure, dead platform. If everyone made demos for the A500 or C64, the scene would be a much better place.

Nono, I am serious. Frightening, eh? =)
added on the 2005-02-28 12:53:34 by sprocket sprocket
..not that a500 or c64 are dead or obscure, I just want to see more demos on those platforms. :]
added on the 2005-02-28 12:54:07 by sprocket sprocket
Ooooor.. The only way to save the scene is to move to some obscure, dead platform. If everyone made demos for Calculators or Toasters, the scene would be a much better place.
added on the 2005-02-28 12:59:05 by imYemeth imYemeth
I dont think I like the idea about roling around with some oily guys. That would kill the scene, not save it =D
added on the 2005-02-28 13:52:17 by Prot-DHS Prot-DHS
added on the 2005-02-28 14:10:41 by Gargaj Gargaj
LordGraga: me :)
added on the 2005-02-28 14:12:52 by quisten quisten