the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2026-04-27
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Hey poor! You don't have to buy Jesus! -
Maybe we have in the far future a real Warp-Drive, there was made one small step: https://www.inverse.com/innovation/warp-bubble-space-time -
Plastic Jesus riding on the dashboard of my car -
Yeah and Metallica is also not bad -
Yeah, because one member is actually Mexican (and others mixed). -
The Matrix was dumb, Bullet Time is dumb, especially all of those dozens of cameras that have to go off precisely in a row, and if it's done any other way, it's C... G... I! - Idk what is dumber The Matrix or Avatar. Both did pretty well at the box office. Are you calling viewers dumb? ;)
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dumb&dumber was a great movie! - True, in fact it might have been smarter than The Matrix
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I see your Jesus, The Matrix and Avatar and raise you Fake Spectrum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFvfYQpUofM -
Jesus Built My Hotrod - Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
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https://youtu.be/RIoCpHxQzFA -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYPk8lriIFo -
-That's right, Jesus ! You tell them how it is now ! Turn the other cheek, rotate the the body, lift left foot and smash their stupid faces at max tangential speed ! Now finish them with a Ki blast ! -"KI !" *BOOM* -My maaaaan ! :D *meanwhile, Goku clapping in the crowd, smiling* -
found some old screenshots from games https://i.ibb.co/kgDsxFgk/image.png lol what why - Hasta la Vista, Baby Jesus
- Little known fact: Jesus trained for weeks, first with the merchants at the Temple, then with the Roman invaders in the streets. During this time, he perfected his unique blend of Karate and Ki blasts. He was a man of peace, so NEVER killed his enemies. Batman, later, took inspiration...
- and he discovered quantum by breaking bread
- Jesus fighting Goku seems a lot like Saitama fighting Genos. (i.e. "mind-blowingly cool" although the end is known)
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Ist alles so schön bunt hier! - Server overload: techno techno techno hiphop!
- This means Jesus was Neo... .. .
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Congrats, you understood the metaphor, 25 years after - and there were no spoons in Jesus' time
