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- 2026-09-16
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Still do. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_oven -
^ loving this conversation :) good morning -
I don't think microwave ovens are paricle accelerators. -
Excuse me for not coming for some hours here but I was sleeping, also Heaven Seven won't be rereleased in 2026 -
I think a magnetron does accelerate electrons. -
You're right, indeed it does. It's just that the purpose & result are boring... -
Cathode-ray tubes are my favorite electron accelerators. -
Do they render electron software usable? :hue: -
Funnily enough, a crude CRT could have been made in Roman times. -
how so? -
Glass-blowing, Romans knew. Then super simple vaccum pump, with running water and a tap, which Romans had plenty of. Phosphorus (from urine) coating on the anode side of the evacuated glass tube. Many Iron/Copper cells for current. Boom. You got yourself a crude Crookes tube. Now you're in business. -
wouldn't you still need a quite a high voltage and vacuum to actually make something working? -
Demo idea: modulate magnetron microwave output to project image on soup -
somewhat related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg79n_ndR68 -
@preacher : True enough, but... People did it in the 19th century. So, probably feasible with Roman tech. Also, there are simple ways to produce high voltages. :D Start : Hash your current (easy) with a mechanical breaker. Then put that into special geometries (transformers). -
Or reap the lightning. (Not ride it.) -
if you use phosphorus from urine, aren't they catheter-ray tubes then? -
I think there's s SF story here somewhere... -
@preacher : absolutely. (lots of ideas, not enough oneliner space) Anyway, will have to write it down and code another 2D-sandwich shader to illustrate the thing. Funny thought experiment, indeed. =) -
I a still -
wisest thing you said in months, kaneel! -
I WAS ON MY PHONE, I meant to say: well I'm still waiting for the end of the Jackpot trilogy -
Yeah, but no news for years. Lowbeer is not amused. -
maybe Gibson gift is that we're living the third book… straight to the Jackpot :s -
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