the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2026-06-25
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Must be that hidden demoscene agenda keeping you down. - Ah but see that’s where you’re wrong; we do in fact have a monopoly on that stuff. It’s all in the documents signed at Davos, but those documents are unfortunately only distributed to the elite, so you probably haven’t seen them.
- Yeah you got us. We’re all part of a massive conspiracy against you. Everyone is in on it, which just goes to tell you how important you are. Keep fighting the good fight tomkh, one oneliner after another.
- Yes because you’re _that_ important.
- Hate to say it, but a flawless victory from Maali.
- Ofcourse he does. That’s the whole point of the scene-spanning conspiracy of the elite agenda against you.
- Let’s table that for now and pick it up in the next monthly meeting, ok?
- 2026-06-29
- Lol fuck AI
- Are you being oppressed by the elite conformist conspiracy agenda again?
- At least i’m doing demos unlike a certain someone who, according to their profile, has done fuck-all during the last 10 years.
- Then you too can be a part of the elite conformist demoscene agenda conspiracy.
- Yet here you are complaining daily how the elite conspiracy prevents you from making demos.
- Ah yes.. the evil wokerati of the demoscene elite kabal is now cancelling you. Yes that must be it. No other reason. None whatsoever.
- 2026-06-30
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIhcYmwKDpQ
- 2026-07-01
- I hate podcasts.
- 2026-07-05
- Bit late to the recurring party, but: Lol fuck AI.
- 2026-07-08
- Lol fuck AI.
- And the usual bunch gets offended on behalf of software. Again.
- 2026-07-10
- The Dune movies are awesome. All of them. My favorite one is the one with Dale Cooper.
- 2026-07-18
- 4gentE because the tech-bro marketeers call it that, and it‘s also a great way to dog-whistle ai-pilled wannabe tech-bros ;)
- 4gentE it’s so easy sometimes, isn’t it?:)
- 2026-07-19
- I think i had a stroke reading whatever that vomit was that bsp pasted.
- I see the usual bunch is again offended on behalf of software and billionaires.
- Q.E.D.
- 2026-07-20
- Ok that’s the single stupidest shit i’ve read all week :D