the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2011-04-24
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Captain: Sound stream is scratchy! Put down the volume or join Mensa. - Captain: Where is the VIP area?
- Capitán: ¿Quiere vino de mesa?
- Captain Cruncher decrunches in Mensa...
- Captain: Where is the stream?
- Captain: Did you see the stream?
- Captain: Mensa is attacking us!
- Captain: Do not panic! The attack is over.
- 2011-04-25
- Captain: They will upload more stuff now. I hope.
- 2011-04-26
- Captain: These numbers contains coded messages from our enemies in Mensa.
- 2011-05-01
- Captain: Today is the 121st day of the year. A palindromic square day and the the sum of three consecutive primes. You know what I mean.
- Captain: There will be a singularity in 2025!
- Captain: The scene is dying since 1990!
- Captain: Syntax error in 2010
- 2011-05-07
- General Midi: All our commodores and captains are ready to join Mensa.
- 2011-05-08
- Captain: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.
- Captain: I'm a demoscene artist.
- Captain: You do not need to use your senses to perceive the art of demoscene.
- Captain: A mental hangover can teach real aliens how to read human scrollers.
- 2011-05-09
- Captain: Good morning!
- Captain: All the good stuff is in 'Prods'.
- Scotty: This is your Captain. Don't beam me up! Just teleport me to Mensa!
- In the demos, we will code the future.
- In the code, we will demonstrate the future.
- All the future fits in 4 kilobytes.