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- 2026-01-21
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"One Billion Stairs For Apophis", a fun, twisty, glow-in-the-dark 2D shader. Check it out : https://www.shadertoy.com/view/t3GyRz - :) It is subtle, I admit, but there definitely is ! Look at the plasma collar (mentioned in the code). Just because the feathers are plasma flames (and a bit dim) doesn't mean they're not there. That snake HAS headgear, absolutely.
- 2026-03-02
- ... on shadertoy ? :D
- Man, we'll be lucky if we see summer 2026 ! Read the f...ing room, will you ?! :D
- 2026-03-10
- AIs making Trekkies lives vastly better, exhibit A : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmLR3k6R1gE ...That final shot of Kirk walking slo-mo before the jet (with the synth bass) is simply AWESOME ! Also, Riker belongs there like he built the whole freaking place ! :D
- 2026-03-11
- Star Trek 80s Miami Generation happened ! :D And it's glorious !
- Picard rocking the stache harder than Freddie at Wembley, Timothy freaking Dalton in Hot Fuzz, or Tom Selleck in any random Magnum PI episode !
- @Maali : ...and that's just from ONE mention of Freddie. He was just THAT charismatic ! Imagine that ! :)
- 2026-03-13
- "We're the crew time tried to bury, Still too bright, too wild to go !"
- "Spocko Lento drops the beat ! Brain on fire, logic heat !"
- 2026-03-16
- Don't worry ! It's totally a testing chamber with a compiler waiting inside ! NOT a room full of crazed-out, starved cats ! *laughs* Who would do that anyways ? *muffled, violent meowing* -Shall we ? ...
- 2026-03-17
- "Madame Troi, she sips and sees, all your trauma in the breeeeeeeeeeeze !" It's been 10 days. Still feeling it 100% ! :D Thanks AIs.
- I'm tired, boss... :(
- Thanks btw to leGend for dropping a cool ref to "Raumschiff Edelweiss". Didn't know it, but it was the perfect early 90ies WTF wholesome fun I needed ! You, Sir, deserved your nick once more. :)
- The reason Worf looks so at ease in the Star Trek 80s Miami AI video is because... he's basically Klingon mister T ! :D
- Yeah, they totally cracked me up ! :D Great moment !
- 2026-03-21
- Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
- 2026-03-25
- /<(=w=)>\ ZOLTRAAK !
- 2026-03-28
- "La Démo Du Chenillard Richelieu" ("The Richelieu Scroller Demo") in 1647 by Blaise Pascal on the Pascaline mechanical calculator ! We French people usually don't brag about it, but we invented the text scroller. It indeed used manpower poorly (due to friction, it was a bit hard to crank up)
- 2026-03-29
- French Knight *smug* : "Oh, and by the way, your wife says hi !"
- 2026-03-30
- An elegant technology for a more civilised age.
- Was answering to faraday, of course. hotmul blindsided me once more... :)
- 2026-04-08
- @tomkh : We're in the tower-falling stage of the Babylon story. Everybody speaks a different language. Nobody understands anything anymore. And I'm an atheist btw, but you HAVE to admit the total brilliance of ancient texts, honestly. The old ones had already seen it all ! Everything ! They KNEW.
- SPONGE ! BOB ! SQUARE ! PANTS ! :D
- 2026-04-09
- "Miami's hot ! The stars went cooold ! ...We lost the line ! We broke the mooold... No fleet no orders just the glooooow ! Of crew cut loose... with nowhere to goooooo !" *badass synth starts* "RED ALERT, BABY ! MAKE IT GLOW ! MAKE IT SOOOOO !"