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- 2026-06-23
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"Oh yes. I forgot to tell you... The spice exists on only one planet in the entire dudiverse. [...] The planet is Arrakis, also known as... DUDE !" - French dudes : apparently Mars Express is on France 4 tonight. 21:00
- Well, it was good ! Short, but GOOD ! Many details I loved, the 2 main chars earn their cred all along (they're so funny, I certainly didn't expect that...), interesting story and technical ideas. Very fine French scifi. 10/10 would recommand.
- 2026-06-25
- I use this occasion to share an awesome track I recently discovered -it really explains everything :D : https://soundcloud.com/sitarsonic/goa-on-my-mind
- Nice one GF ! :)
- AH ! C'est Fantomas !
- Dites-moi, c'est de ma gueule ou de celle de mon collègue que vous vous foutez ?
- HABEN SIE VERSTANDEN, HERR MULLER ?! MUSKATNUSS HERR MULLER !
- "C'est trop calme. J'aime pas trop beaucoup ça ! J'préfère quand c'est un peu trop plus moins calme !"
- Oui, c'est bien moi, Fantomas !
- 2026-06-26
- "La mienne est ébréchée ! Pourquoi ça tombe toujours sur moi ?!"
- Leeloo Dallas multipass !
- BRADDOCK ! Je vous préviens ! Attention où vous mettez les pieds ! -Je mets les pieds où je veux, little John. Et c'est souvent dans la gueule !
- "Pape Clément ! Chevalier Guillaume de Noguaret ! Roi Philippe ! Avant un an je vous cite à comparaître au tribunal de Dieu ! MAUDITS ! VOUS SEREZ TOUS MAUDITS ! JUSQU'A LA TREIZIEME GENERATION !"
- @sim : I have only seen the 1972 series, not the 2000. But Jean Piat was an AWESOME actor ! So much charisma and playfulness. Belmondo-level ! He's loving his job (and France), and it shows ! A friendly French LION ! I wish we had more like these today ! Also : the voice of freaking GANDALF ! :D
- For French-speaking people, Jean Piat reading Sacha Guitry, enjoy : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rX9lYAXHXI
- @sim : SUPER interesting time period, tbh ! Insanely relevant to our current situation. I think there are translations for those who don't speak French. IIRC, GRR Martin used Les Rois Maudits as inspiration for his Game Of Thrones book series.
- @kaneel : I know ! Have some respect for non-French speakers. :) @Sim : Philippe le Bel protected the kingdom. Nobody does this in 2026 anymore. :( I however agree that templars and Cathars were interesting characters. I'm very into ancient archeology and these guys probably knew things... :)
- @tomkh : (not-so)Secret societies trying to hijack power from the people. Connections to the Crusades. Power games. Birth of banks. Influences. Ways to contain secret threats. Look into Friday the 13th and the slaughter of the templars. Very tragic history indeed !
- 2026-06-27
- A.K.A. learn glsl and shaders. Which was my point ALL ALONG !
- Surprise Maali Tit Shader Attack ! https://www.shadertoy.com/view/43BXzd
- Can confirm : this shader is awesome ! So are tits !
- Good morning everyone. Knights templars included. Also, Michael Knight.
- What about the Knights who say "Ni !" ?
- True. =) And about Bob Sinclar too. ...Hey who would win in a fight : Simon Templar or Bob Sinclar ?!