the so complete pouët.net oneliner
- 2026-08-21
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Good, good. Will see it tomorrow. - 2026-08-24
- Paul : *just coming in, very stressed* "Chani ?! Chani ! Promise you won't get angry !" Chani : -sigh- "What did you do this time ?!" Paul : *opens mouth to speak, suddenly all lights go off* Security Sound System : "ALERT ! Sandworm in the sietch ! I repeat, ALERT ! Sandworm in the sietch !"
- 2026-08-26
- *dual turbine sounds, airwolf arpegio begins in the distance*
- So leGend, do you go to Byterapers 40 ?! :D
- 2026-08-27
- @ham : Also, if you listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plUD6vN80dg and are a man of Demoscene culture, you'll get why Dolly is a part of the Scene FOREVER ! =)
- @ham : Yes, most poueters are men of culture. :)
- 2026-08-28
- @leGend : *AttentionWhore posing on the scene, Jugz Gorilla pole-dancing, both with laser tits flashin'* Me : I LOVE THIS PLACE ! :D Harley : I KNOW, RIGHT ? *high five* Jugi : "Hey, is that leGend back there ?" Superman : "Yup !" Harley : SUPER CHAD !? OMG ! Too much, too much ! I'm gonna die. :D
- 2026-08-31
- ...and take you to "Byterapers 40", it seems ! Roll a dice for charisma... 6 ! leGend starts singing happily and VERY LOUD in the ambulance ! :D Then the white jacket men join in : "WHEN YOU'RE GONE... THOUGH I TRY... HOW CAN I CARRY ON !" *ambulance merrily ABBAs into the sunset*
- 2026-09-07
- "Dammit, Moon Moon !"
- Meanwhile, to the total surprise of noone, in France : FINNISH LIONESS COSPLAYER THIGHS ! :D https://www.shadertoy.com/view/fX33R4
- Fine Finn-Art French fanart for all Finn fans ! :D
- 2026-09-08
- ...Suddenly : Sandworm Riders ! https://www.shadertoy.com/view/scdXWS -HEY STILGAR ! =) -MUAD'DIIIIIB ! :D
- Yeah, sorry, that was an accidental repost ! (made sim smile, though, soooo : worth it !) Now the real one : "God-Emperor Of Dune" https://www.shadertoy.com/view/sfGSWG
- 2026-09-10
- @Maali (and MFX) : that was AMAZING and funny as hell ! :D
- 2026-09-11
- @leGend : Just say when ! You had enough, or sad enough or mad enough to do something simple and kind ! NOW'S THE TIME ! A CHANGE OF STATE OF MIND ! AH-AAAAAH AAAAAH-HA !
- ...with laser nipples ? :D
- 2026-09-13
- Suddenly... GISCARDPUNK ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKhnDzRgsW8
- 2026-09-15
- Famous last words ! :D
- 2026-09-16
- Funnily enough, a crude CRT could have been made in Roman times.
- Glass-blowing, Romans knew. Then super simple vaccum pump, with running water and a tap, which Romans had plenty of. Phosphorus (from urine) coating on the anode side of the evacuated glass tube. Many Iron/Copper cells for current. Boom. You got yourself a crude Crookes tube. Now you're in business.
- @preacher : True enough, but... People did it in the 19th century. So, probably feasible with Roman tech. Also, there are simple ways to produce high voltages. :D Start : Hash your current (easy) with a mechanical breaker. Then put that into special geometries (transformers).
- @preacher : absolutely. (lots of ideas, not enough oneliner space) Anyway, will have to write it down and code another 2D-sandwich shader to illustrate the thing. Funny thought experiment, indeed. =)
- 2026-09-17
- @uncle-x : more like "mmmmmmh affect the Jediscene this will !" :D
- 2026-09-19
- If you prefer to code in Eiffel, by all means do so, but don't insult an entire language, especially with such a glorious name ! Eiffel from my chair reading that oneliner !
- Sur le oneliner, c'est Kaneel qu'Eiffela loi !