Puker by Success PC [web]
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· t h e · f u t u r e · h a s · a n · a t t i t u d e ·
Bury your face in your chick's beaver: PUKER by SuccesS
· SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS ·
- Not a multimediavirtualrealitycyberspaceinternetgroovy-computer
- GUS (because Sound Blaster's for the above type of nerd-machine...)
- 486/66 (because IBM mainframes suck.)
- VLB VGA card (Because Tridents are still shipped with $5000 Pentiums.)
· NOTES ·
Important: Be sure you run RUN_THIS.BAT!!
Yeah, great news. SuccesS made another demo. This time MUCH better than
Future Crew's Second Reality. (No joke!)
This demo can be considered a rogue, a black sheep, an outcast, since we
STILL haven't learned how to do proper phong-shaded shit-fuck-ups!
It contains addictive coding, however, the graphics have been valued at
over $69,000 by the International Board for Dying Arts.
(Who needs to pixel graphics, when you have 3D-Studio?)
So please pay attention to the feeling of the demo than just turn your
head away and say: "RHAHAHA, not even more than 70.000.000 faces!"
PUKER is a slick piece of pimping action, a pornographical cum-experience.
Some sadder news.
D-Byte, who did so much great work for our previous BLACK ICE, has left our
group, because he lost interest in democoding. This sucks bigtime, so there-
fore we dedicate PUKER to D-Byte, who helped us a lot at the Party IV!
Farewell, D-Byte! We'll miss your quiet little persona.
Some happier news.
We have a new CODER!
His name is Brainsaw, and he joined from the dutch group Hazard.
Brainsaw's coding-skills are very welcome, and we think you'll see some
joint effort of him and HarleQuiN in some next sickly product!
Welcome aboard, Brainsaw!
· CREDITS ·
CODE.............................: Dustin and Scout
GRAPHICS.........................: HarleQuiN
MUSIC............................: HarleQuiN
GENERALLY JUST BOOZING AROUND....: TiM
· GREETINGS ·
Logic Design, aCME, Ground Zero, Bonzai, Surprise!Productions, Proxima,
Fatal Justice, The Vibrants, Nostalgia, Hypnosis (RIP?), Abstract Concepts,
Anarchy PC, KLF, Isch Crew, Hypervibe, The Edge, Thaumathurge, Spirit,
Infiny, Legend Design, MASSiVE, The Natives, Void, Imphobia and all others.
We don't greet Scandinavian Gods because they look cool on our list. :)
Still, I think we got a pretty cool list.
Admit it, lamer, you wish you had a list like this!!
Life is tuff, fuckface!
Note from HarleQuiN to The Dark Judge/Analogue: -
Ik zet je verdomme nog betaald voor wat je me flikte in TOO WICKED op de 64!
Ik eis een Coronaatje!
· COPYRIGHTS ·
This material is not freeware. You are allowed to copy it without
restrictions for non-commercial use.
No payment of any kind may be charged for this product or any
combination of products or services including this product without
our authorization and official written license.
Commercial use, especially the industrial manufacturing on any
data storage media and their distribution without the expressed
permission of the producer, is strictly prohibited.
This program or the data files contained therein may not be altered
or modified without the permission of the author.
You take full responsibility for the operation of this software and
any consequences thereof. We the creators cannot accept liability
for damages or failures arising from the use of this software.
In simpler language: if we find SuccesS-stuff on a cdrom, we're gonna
fucken kill you!
(sigh, it's so fucked to have this shit in the nfo file... :(
· SUCCESS MEMBERSTATUS ·
Demo Section SuccesS PC
· HANDLE · · FUNCTION · · OCCUPATION ·
TIM.........: Organizer, Graphics Model for Vogue Magazine
SCOUT.......: Coder Pusher
HARLEQUIN...: Graphics, Music Porn-movies director
DUSTIN......: Coder DJ in techno-clubs
MITCH.......: Graphics Vet
DICKY DICK..: Coder Porn-moviestar
BRAINSAW....: Coder XTC-cartel manager
SuccesS Telephony and Telegraphy Service: (ST&T)
· HANDLE · · FUNCTION · · OCCUPATION ·
GIZMO.......: Retired Sysop Girlfriend Victim (tm)
CBA.........: Courier President of MTV Asia
RIGOR MORTIS: Non-active Sysop Cello player in The Morgue Quartet
VIKING......: Internet Support Photographer for Penthouse
· HOW TO CONTACT sUCCESs ·
You want to say "Fuck you, you suck!" or "Fuck me, I suck very well!"?
Sure! Write us about anything, as long as you won't tell anyone we have
an affair...
Email: tim@pitel_lnx.ibk.fnt.hvu.nl (General SuccesS address)
If you want to swap disks with demos or whatever, make it so!
TIM/SUCCESS HARLEQUIN/SUCCESS SCOUT/SUCCESS
Peltlaan 15 Blokmakerstraat 29, Acaciastreet 29 bis
3527 EA Utrecht 1013 DG Amsterdam 3551 BE Utrecht
Holland Holland Holland
+31-(0)30-946235 +31-(0)20-6221499 +31-(0)30-432509
tim@pitel_lnx.ibk.fnt.hvu.nl hqn@pi.net rolando@knoware.nl
A child can do the laundry!
Oh yeah, some people tend to be really scared of us, because we've got
such big mouths and attitudes and all that.
But since we're real assholes, we couldn't give a rat's ass about how you
think about us, so don't hesitate to contact us if you hate our guts!!
· BULLETIN BEARD SHAVERS ·
· Name · · Sysop · · Status · · Number ·
PLANET EARTH Aap World HeadQuarters +31-20-6995913
KAOZ LANDZ Rigor Mortis Member board +31-TEMP-OFFL!
SUPREME COURT Steel distro +31-1650-51850
PLANET GRUNN Minstrell distro +31-50-111511
EINSTEIN BBS Sleeping Dog distro +32-3-3851594
THE HIDEOUT TBB distro +49-611-9545013
DIGITAL DIMENSIONS Nutcracker distro +1-604-533-3720
THE MACH 5 BBS Speedracer distro +1-319-332-4822
THE INFO BOX Arthur Kim distro +1-206-485-0354
PHANTASIA ??? distro +27-11-955-3597
MIDDLE EARTH Gizmo memberboard +31-REAL-SOON!
GBC I El Conzo/Consieler distro +31-252-525390
GBC II Code Red distro +31-23-5849975
If your board isn't in this list, contact TiM, and he'll arrange a 14-day
trip to the beautiful islands of The Waddensea.
(Not valid with other discounts.)
Even if your board _is_ in the list, but you haven't heard anything from
TiM, just email him and get him a trip to The Bronx/NY.
It isn't really known what has happened to Middle Earth, which used to be
run by our very own Gizmo. Rumour has it that Middle Earth was banned from
the Association for Allied BBS's, because alledgedly, Middle Earth has
attempted several rapes on innocent VIC-20 machines.
The testimony from the helpless 8-bit VICtims concluded they were very
lucky to have survived the assaults. As one of the VICtims stated:
"Me and the assaulting PC simply were not compatible..."
· INTERNET SUPPORT ·
Check it out. Internet is trendy, the net is "in", it is slowly becoming
a way of life, especially when some bucketfaced hitparade losers manage to
write Email and say: "Yo man, I've just been in Cyberspace..."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fucking losers had better read Gibson and Sterling first.
BUT, to keep up with the trends, we as a trendy and hip group simply can't
afford to stay behind, so we got our asses on to the net aswell!
· FTP SITE ·
pitel_lnx.ibk.fnt.hvu.nl
note: The ftp site is a C-64 site but it does have a SuccesS PC directory.
So you can get only SuccesS PC software here!
· HOME PAGE ·
http://pitel_lnx.ibk.fnt.hvu.nl/~dicky/Success.html
The homepage isn't really what you should expect, but soon we'll switch
to another one, which will be a _lot_ better!
· EPILOGUE ·
Cool word for The End.
No, really, Aap shouldn't have interfered with the relationship gravity
has with time.
Since gravity is a _product_ of time, you could do fine without a prostate.
"Are you challenging me to a duel?" - Trelane to Kirk
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