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LOL FUCK AI by xplsv [web]

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                               dedicated to mrpet
                       the demoscene didn't deserve you

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                                    CREDITS
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  Prompting & Direction ........ mrdoob
  Vibecoding & Glitches ........ Gemini 4 Argon + Claude Opus 5.5
  Music ........................ Locked Club - "Grandfather Sleeps Loud"
  3D Engine .................... Three.js (mrdoob & 2.000+ contributors)
  Dialogue & Art Direction ..... The Pouët.net Comment Section & BBS

  Human Code (three.js) ........ 670 KB
  AI Code (demo.js) ............ 180 KB

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                                     ABOUT
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  I made this demo to reflect what pouët looked like these days and to put a
  spotlight on the bullying going on in the community.

  AI haters trashing prod pages and the forum, site moderators locking the
  threads instead of allowing any kind of dialogue, and senior sceners who
  have given decades to the demoscene getting disrespected and pushed out
  just for experimenting with new tools.

  So I fed those prod comments and locked forum threads (#13101, #13104,
  #13069) straight back into the machine.

  Some people make demos using someone else's engine and node editor.
  I make demos using my own engine and a chatbot.

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                                   MORE INFO
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  * Live URL ...... https://xplsv.github.io/lolfuckai/
  * Source ........ https://github.com/xplsv/lolfuckai
  * Controls ...... [CLICK / SPACE]  Start / Pause playback
                    [KEYS 1 - 8]     Jump directly to demo parts
                    [BOTTOM EDGE]    Hover & click to scrub timeline

  * Runs in any modern browser with WebGL2 and Web Audio API.
  * Synced to the hardware Web Audio clock with outputLatency compensation.
  * Includes a custom GIF89a LZW frame decoder specifically so maali's
    spinning thumb-down avatar rotates at full frame rate.

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                  (c) 2026 XPLSV // VIBECODING IS NOT A CRIME
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