x'96 invitation by Success PC [web]
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Holy Smoking chainguns!! The pissfingering locos are back! X'96 intro II
ú SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS ú
- a dead Barracuda
- 5 soulsingers
- a sniff of Honest Ed's horse
ú NOTES ú
1. Insert the disk into drive A: and type at the dosprompt: A:\SETUP.EXE
2. Windows'95 will start up automatically. Don't panic, you're doing fine.
3. Follow the onscreen instructions, and click [OK] to end installation.
4. You're a turd if you do this.
5. Escom zuigt.
6. Dynabyte ook.
7. Press ALT-F4 and start our intro.
This is the second round to our invitation for X'96, and if you don't like
it, geddafuckout! The music might sound fucked, but that's because our
player is fucked, and because you have a GUS 3.7. (so there!)
ú CREDITS ú
Code....: Dustin & Scout
Graphics: HarleQuiN and Dustin
Music...: HarleQuiN
ú GREETINGS ú
Logic Design, aCME, Weird Magic, Surprise!Productions, Proxima,
Fatal Justice, Nostalgia, Analogue, Anarchy PC, KLF, Isch Crew, Hypervibe,
The Edge, Thaumathurge, Spirit, Pulse, The Natives, Void, Imphobia, TKB,
iMAGE, The Clan, en alle hollandse pikkelikkende lijkepikkers, Hotline,
Ikari+Talent, and all others.
ú COPYLEFTS ú
Put this shit on CDROM, and you'll loose your masculinity.
(That's slang for balls)
ú SUCCESS MEMBERSTATUS ú
Demo Section SuccesS PC
ú HANDLE ú ú FUNCTION ú ú OCCUPATION ú
TIM.........: Organizer Bouwvakker
SCOUT.......: Coder Betonvlechter
HARLEQUIN...: Graphics, Music Spijkerhapper
DUSTIN......: Coder Voorman
MITCH.......: Graphics Betonmixer
BRAINSAW....: Coder Kraanmachinist
SuccesS Telephony and Telegraphy Service: (ST&T)
ú HANDLE ú ú FUNCTION ú ú OCCUPATION ú
CBA.........: Courier Bakstenensjouwer
VIKING......: Internet Support Plankenpikkende pikomhoog
ú HOW TO CONTACT sUCCESs ú
Hey! This is your chance to spit your bile all over us!
Kick our asses! Beat our brains out! Say hello!
Email: tim@pitel_lnx.ibk.fnt.hvu.nl (General SuccesS address)
If you want to swap disks with demos or whatever, make it so!
TIM/SUCCESS HARLEQUIN/SUCCESS SCOUT/SUCCESS
Peperstraat 54 2e Helmersstraat 89/3 Acaciastreet 29 bis
1502 AJ Zaandam 1054 CE Amsterdam 3551 BE Utrecht
Holland Holland Holland
+31-(0)30-946235 +31-(0)20-6180226 +31-(0)30-432509
tim@pitel_lnx.ibk.fnt.hvu.nl jester@dds.nl rolando@knoware.nl
Yes, HarleQuiN's got himself a new house, so if you want to swap disks with
demos and shit, go ahead. Warp 6, Mr Worf. And please, keep your hands off
of Troi's breasts.
ú BULLETIN BEARD SHAVERS ú
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ú Name ú ú Sysop ú ú Status ú ú Number ú
PLANET EARTH Aap World HeadQuarters +31-20-6995913
SUPREME COURT Steel distro +31-1650-51850
EINSTEIN BBS Sleeping Dog distro +32-3-3851594
THE HIDEOUT TBB distro +49-611-9545013
DIGITAL DIMENSIONS Nutcracker distro +1-604-533-3720
THE MACH 5 BBS Speedracer distro +1-319-332-4822
THE INFO BOX Arthur Kim distro +1-206-485-0354
PHANTASIA ??? distro +27-11-955-3597
GBC I El Conzo/Consieler distro +31-252-525390
GBC II Code Red distro +31-23-5849975
ú INTERNET SUPPORT ú
Yeah nigga, we got net support too. If you're one of them trendy surf-
wannabees, start up (gasp) Windoze and run winsock...
ú FTP SITE ú
utopia.hacktic.nl
note: The ftp site is a C-64 site but it does have a SuccesS PC directory.
So you can get only SuccesS PC software here!
ú HOME PAGE ú
http://www.xs4all.nl/~herkel
ú EPILOGUE ú
Acme zuigt zo vet, dat ze niet eens weten waar de kindjes vandaan komen.
Trance PC regeert als King in Osdorp.
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