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Bud TEH CHUD IN ASCii MiNIOR by Dildo Fatwa [web]

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                           Error in Lien 3 demmo
                           release daet 20.5.03
                            
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 \__ordy, wee did it!
 
 We aktualy got this damn demo relaesed at last!
 Funy thing about pakcing it, is that we gott it down to les than 96k!
 Maybee if we had thort before, we culd hav entered the 96k competition!?
 But its to laet for regrets now.
 
 SOEM HELPFULL HINTS AND TECKNIKAL NOETS:
 
 This version runs a fiar lick faster than the one that was shewn att teh
 party itself. The optimall system for best demo enjoyment wil be an Arati
 Faclon, set to 16mhz mode, in eether RGB or VGA. Runtiem is slightly 
 kwicker in VGA, butt perfecktly aceptable in RGB aswell. About 3 and a 
 half to four minits deppending on what yu are using.
 
 It wil run on an ST, or STe atleast, but we dont recomend it. It wil wurk
 okay, but the hole thing runs a lot slower, espeshialy the skroling bits.
 Wee appologies for that, and wuld like to sugest that atleast soem of our
 futur producktions wil be kinder to the lower poewered machines (But not
 lesser machines! i hear Deafjam crie!) As for testing on TeeTees and Megger
 STe's, wel if kind ppl want to send us free koppies of these machines, then
 we'll see abut that!
 
 We tryed it on Ceetee 2, and that is so fast, as to taek the piss!
 
 The musick is stil the same ropey soundchips. This sinked quite well with
 the efects in the partyversion, THIS WAS AN ACIDENT! As the demmo runs at
 diferent speeds, akording to whic system it is runing on, we gave upp on 
 that idea! Ther is some sinking kapability in the demo engin, but it tends
 to leav efects hangging untidilee, at least in my crude hands. 
 
 Stil, that is soemthing to lern for the next time...
 
 It wil run from iether hard or flopy disk, ther is a wate of several secconds
 whilst the demmo unpacks, so dont swich off or reset. This waite is specilly
 pronounced if yu incyst on runing it on an ST!
 
 A fianal smal hint, best to run it from STmed or lowres desktop, if yu want
 it to exitt kleanely. It wil stil run, but is quite liekely to hangg at the
 end if yuo insict on runnign from weirdo screnmoedes!
 
 CURENT AND FUTUR PLANS:
 
 Yuo can reed moer about us in the next isue of ALive maggazine. Exclusiv to
 them, is the compleat demmo diary, deskribing our eforts and angiushes in
 making Bud teh Chud. Also in Aliv, is the first exclusive intervue with the
 group, detailling our inermost thorts, or those that the Lawyer wil alow us
 to disklose atleast!
 
 Comming soon, wil be our verry own Webpage, jusst as soon as we can kikc the
 host (cIH) to do soemthing for uss.
 
 Comming a bit laeter wil be our next produckions, we hav ideas for two or
 thre at the mo, some of them amed at everyman machine, one or two aimied
 at hihger speck hardwarez. Dont wory, it wil all be Arati related stuffs!
 
 FINAL THORTS:
 
 Stai cool guys, we'are in this for the enjoiments! We'l see yu agane soon!
 Eror in Line was the coolest party evver!
 
   Dildo Fatwa in 2003:>