Thanks For The Stuff by Rabid Moose [web]
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---- Presents a Fun Demo You Hate ----
"Thanks for the Stuff"
Code: Nameless
Gfx: Various and Sir Garbagetruck
Tune: Makke (appearing as a guest and I'm sure he
does not really want to hear how much
you hate scrollers)
Here let me start you out on your Pouet comment:
- Gack this is horrible it's all one hugeass
scrolltext that just goes on and on and holy
shit why doens't it ever end? What the hell was
the purpose behind this? Since I didn't enjoy
this and everyone else in the world must be
EXACTLY like me, this must be the worst demo
of all time!
Seriously if you don't like scrollers and find
reading text to be dull, you don't want to download
this demo. I say this because I don't want to hear
about how much you thought it sucked. IT WAS FUN TO
DO THIS. And I know that must bunch your panties all
up and everything but get over it.
We honestly would like you to enjoy this demo, and
think that there are quite a few folks who WILL.
DISCLAIMER: If you don't I don't actually CARE (:
A_Lee_N says that the .nfo is where the text should
go, so I'll add some more here (: This demo contains
64k+ of scrolltext. This should break what was the
previous record, according to DDT/Accession.
I figure Optimus will break the record for scrolltext
in about a month or so, and at that time we'll take
another 6 months to release the followup.
This production has been delayed I don't know how many
times due to Sir Garbagetruck having various issues with
hardware. Nameless doens't believe any of these reasons
anymore and is planning to use the "I was helping my
friends move" on his next project.
Enjoy this production IF YOU CAN and IF YOU CAN'T then
don't DOWNLOAD IT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Final note: We've decided to release this as we're now
moving on to other things (like making demos that are
more than scrollers) and it's taken ages for Truck to
actually get Namey what he was supposed to. There are
issues on Truck's machine and Truck doens't like the
way that the text goes in some areas but it's not like
99 44/100ths of the sceners are gonna read this anyway
and the few who do prolly will listen for the great
tune (which really is damned good) and will watch the
logos cuz they're cool, and after a bit leave it be.
It was fun to make, but it's time to make other stuff.
See you in the next production (Namey says that'll be
in 2010, but I don't think so, we'll be on the next
one sooner than that.)
-- Technical note for homepage release
-- people have mentioned that the scroller goes
-- a tad too fast - apparently it's linked to
-- the refresh rate so if you set your
-- refresh rate to 30 or so you should
-- be able to read it. We did talk about
-- doing the scroller different but
-- we aren't this is it and you
-- may hate it and we
-- really prolly
-- don't
-- give
-- a
-- Rabid Moose[ back to the prod ]