2 Blokes and an Armchair Ansi Weemix by Tesko [web]
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Presents for your delight and delectation.....
2 Blokes & An Armchair: Ansi Weemix
Enjoy the bread!
Released at the Tesko Winter Meeting, February 26-28th 1999.
Th0se Responsible for this chicken oriental production:-
Music by Vim, under courtesy.
Graphics gubbins supplied by Hotwire
& Majic Mushroom, under duress.
Code (?) done by Majic Mushroom, under a bus.
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Heres whats some of you said about the previous "2 blokes" releases:
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* the ONLY uk demo to have been released this year (I think) that I
liked. Congratulations!
* Funny as fuck! Excellent Trev, loved it.....my congrats to the
boys at Tesko for another funny demo!
* Hmm, very interesting. Still, the music is nice.
* The weirdest demo I have ever seen!
* I showed it to my brother, and he thought it was really cool.
* I've seen your "2 Blokes and an armchair"... and I'll take it even
further... I've seen it _twice_! wow! ;-D It's not precisely a show of
technical abilities, but it's really funny. And that's what really matters.
That's why it is on my HD, and I'm not planning to delete it.
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TiTLE TYPE TEAM RELEASED FORMAT
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Slam! Intro Majic Mushroom & 00/10/93 Amiga
Addict.
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Space Sperm Intro Majic Mushroom, 00/00/94 Amiga
Addict & Technix.
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The Technix Music Bronxy, Majic Mushroom, 09/03/94 Amiga
Experience Disk Addict, Technix &
Jim Bowen.
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Bedpan Intro Majic Mushroom, Addict & 00/05/94 Amiga
Technix.
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Soh! Intro Majic Mushroom, Technix & 00/00/94 Amiga
Jim Bowen.
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My God, It's Full Intro Mr Brine, Addict & 00/00/94 Amiga
Of Stars Technix.
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Taj Ma House Music Majic Mushroom, Bronxy, 00/08/94 Amiga
Disk Addict & Geezer.
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Tesko 1st Birthday! Intro Majic Mushroom, Addict & 00/10/94 Amiga
Style.
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Mario Vs Intro Andy & Style. 00/10/94 Amiga
Mortal Kombat
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The Wibbly Wobbly Intro Mr Brine, Cocksoil & 00/10/94 Amiga
World Of Brine Style.
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Bag O' Chips Music Bronxy, Addict & 00/10/94 Amiga
Disk Style.
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Hop! Intro Bronxy, Majic Mushroom, 00/10/95 Amiga
Addict & Style.
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Virtual Pub Multi- Majic Mushroom & Addict. 00/10/95 PC
Media!
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South Central BBS Intro Bronxy & Jim Bowen. 00/01/96 Amiga
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South Central BBS Intro Charlton & Style. 01/01/96 PC
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T-Patch V1.0 Patcher Majic Mushroom. 02/01/96 PC
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Module Cafe V1.0 Mod Majic Mushroom & Addict. 22/02/96 PC
Player
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InitModem Modem Charlton. 00/04/96 PC
Util
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WinEdit V1.0 Text Addict. 26/05/96 PC
Editor
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Hit The Road Intro Frenzy, Addict & Style. 00/00/96 PC
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MajicDOS DOS Majic Mushroom. Various PC
[Various Versions] Addon
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Milleni-Check Y2k Majic Mushroom. Various PC
[Various Versions] Check
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CommOdyssey V0.99 Emu Majic Mushroom & Addict. 08/01/98 PC
Front End
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Shaolin V0.1 PCX SilverFox. 12/01/98 PC
Convert
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MajicDOS V1.3a DOS Majic Mushroom. 13/01/98 PC
Addon
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MagicMenu V1.0 Emu Addict. 16/01/98 PC
Front End
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MajicDOS V2.0 DOS Majic Mushroom. 16/02/98 PC
Beta Addon
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MajicDOS V2.0 DOS Majic Mushroom. 23/02/98 PC
Beta 2 Addon
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MajicDOS V2.0a DOS Majic Mushroom. 30/03/98 PC
Addon
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MajicDOS V2.1 DOS Majic Mushroom. 18/05/98 PC
Addon
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MajicDOS V2.2 DOS Majic Mushroom. 16/07/98 PC
Addon
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Ashtray Intro NRG, Hotwire & 30/08/98 PC
Aquafresh.
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2 Blokes & Demo Majic Mushroom, NRG & 30/08/98 Amiga
An Armchair Def Base (Guest).
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2 Blokes & Demo Barog, Hotwire & 01/11/98 PC
An Armchair Aquafresh.
(PC Remix)
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2 Blokes & Demo Majic Mushroom, Hotwire & 27/02/99 PC
An Armchair Vim.
(Ansi Weemix)
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Over 35 RELEASES
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AND ONTO TODAYS RECIPE, SUPPLIED BY "TESKO HOME COOKING DIVISION":
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DAKOTA SEED BREAD
1/2 cup wild rice
2 1/2 cups warm water (105oF. to 115oF.)
2 tablespoons honey
1 envelope dry yeast
3 cups whole wheat flour
1 cup nonfat dry milk powder
3/4 cup toasted shelled sunflower seeds
1/2 cup toasted wheat germ
1/4 cup vegetable oil
2 teaspoons salt
2 1/2 cups (about) bread flour
1 large egg beaten with 2 tablespoons water .
Cook rice in medium pot of boiling salted water until very tender,
about 40 minutes. Drain. Cool completely.
Stir warm water and honey in large bowl. Sprinkle yeast over,
let stand until foamy, about 8 minutes. Add rice, whole wheat flour,
dry milk, 1/2 cup sunflower seeds, wheat germ, oil and salt and stir
until well blended. Gradually mix in enough bread flour to form dough.
Cover dough and let rest 15 minutes.
Turn out dough onto floured surface. Knead until smooth and elastic,
adding more bread flour if sticky, about 10 minutes. Oil large bowl.
Add dough, turning to coat. Cover bowl with clean kitchen towel.
Let dough rise in warm area until doubled, about 1 hour.
Line large baking sheet with parchment. Punch down dough.
Turn out onto lightly oiled surface. Knead briefly. Divide dough
into 2 pieces. Roll each piece between work surface and palms
into 12x3-inch loaf. Transfer loaves to oiled baking sheet,
spacing evenly. Cover with kitchen towel. Let rise in warm area
until almost doubled, about 45 minutes.
Preheat oven to 375oF. Brush loaves generously with egg mixture.
Sprinkle with 1/4 cup sunflower seeds. Using sharp knife, cut 3
slashes crosswise in surface of each loaf. Bake until golden and
tester inserted into center comes out clean, 35 minutes.
Transfer loaves to racks; cool.
(Can be made 1 day ahead. Wrap in plastic and store at room temperature.)
Makes 2 Loaves.
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