we dreme of atari by Dildo Fatwa [web]
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Hey-ho, we're bak agane!
It's my nerrvous braekdown, and no-one else is shaering it! It is I,
Charcoale, of the megamighty Dildo Fatwa, at teh tired but triomphant
readmee text writing stage! Weer bak agane, with soemthing a litle bit
different from the usual rancid stuffs perhaps?
Annyway, welkome to the "Wee dreme of Attari" demo, a multimeedia sound and
vizionscape of what goes on inside oure heades at nigght, especialy
Ferleases! Mind yu, wee had to eddit down Ferleases innermost thorts, as wee
want to maek this demmo suitable for fammily viewing!
Annyway, I'm geting ahead of myselfe now, so we go to teh next part of this
readme, where i can tel you a bit more aboute the demo.
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"We Dreme of Attari" reppresents some two too three wekes of concentraeted
hard wurk, and some previous months of dillatory sodding about beforehand.
Infact, the origin point goes al the way bak to when wee were making the
'Elvis' demmo last year. The 'Hypno-Ferlease' section yu wil see, is an
expandded version of what was going tobe the intro for 'Elvis'. Then we
deccided to use it in a toatally diferent production, with other anims to be
added in, moer of which yu will see feetured in the demmo itself.
It is a multimeedia production, mostly maed on Attari, but with soem help
from my new Machintosh compy from Aple corp. I'll give you an ideea of the
'tooles used' in the next bit of reedme text.
It mannages teh most compleet useage of animated bitmaped graphics, with
animatted ascii stuffs all running together at teh same tiem, and NO ZIKS!
Yes, Pongo has beene banned from doing his smelly (de)compozitions this
time, and was sent of to do some sample riping insted. So wee hav a one
hundered percent sampled soundtrak! Good, or what? The samples were taken
from a lot of places, but a cupple of good ones came from soem Sparehen 3
songs, thankes Kev!
For some reazon, certain samples were niked from the album "From teh hell-
holes of Uranus, to teh Tee-rooms of Mars". This albume was by Landskape,
who were teh best overhyped studio band, which briefely appeared and
disappered in 1981. Theyre best song was "My Name is Norrman Baetes", which
we dident use, but wish we hadd! People who were alive in 1981 mighht
remembre "Einstien a gogo" as well.
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Teh tools used include, Everrest textedit for the ascci, Graoumf trakker to
eddit the samples, 525 to connvert these to the dessired frequencie. Also
Appex Media for the orriginals of the funy twisting head bitmap anims of
Ferlease and others! Imagecoppy was used to convert them to the sort of
laeme colour map wee like to use. Therr was also some mention of the
Machintoshe, which donnated its speeche synthe, for something REALLY
diferent on teh audio.
This demmo is intennded for Faclon '030. It is not realy reccommended for
STe, as it wil get horibly slow. Also it is closeley tied to standard 16mhz
Faclon, slightely moer optimized for VGA systems. It is not realy
reccommendded for acelerators either. Runing it on CT60 led to all sorts of
nasty sonic colisions with the audio!
And it wil nede 4MB of memmory, as there are two and a halfe meg of data
which depacks right into memmory, so best to runne it with a fairley clean
desktoppe if you are not a 14meg fanboi.
Apart from al the caveats and warrnings above, should bee straitforward
realy..
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Ok then, so who did wot?
Unliek recent demmos, al the team memberes hav worked hard this tiem. Theres
no loungeing about on silken palisades from teh other two, whilst I'm doing
al the wurk!
So it's a big hi there to me, Charcole, for dezigning and puting it
altogether. But a great feet of work from Ferlease, who brought bak
tradditional Ascci values missing for too long! Even with the stuf which had
to bee changed on teh fly, as it didnt looke righte in forty columns with a
pikture in the bakground. Thankes mate, you did a bang-up jobbe there!
As for Pongo, he had a stroek of jeenius, not only nicking some nice
samples, but also using my Aple Mach to make a speeche synthe song! Only
problem is mate, I changed around some of teh orijinal lyrrics to soemthing,
shall wee say, more favorable to myselfe, har har!
Okey, I gues it is time for some gretes now;
To Gray of Mystick Bites, we loved your Chosnek! Esp Pongo, who lieks
anything to do with garlick!
To teh orgo's of Outlion '06. Ok, its a bit laet this year, but wee guess
this will rule as much as the other two parrties did!
To Norman Feeske (OhNo! of Escape) and Kristin, congrats, youre a daddy and
mummy now! Well done, and give her one from us Norm! Ahh a bit too late with
that sugestion perhaps!
To Deezil of Devolution, Evil of the Dead Smackers, thanks for teh CT60
stufs, please maek more soon!
To Mr Punk and the Reservoir Bogs, wher are yu?! Hoepfully Outlion '06 will
anser those questions.
Gwem Steffani, so your'e singing live at Outliner 06? Cool!
To everryone else, if youre at Outloin '06, then hi there! If not, then hi
annyway!
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....If wee runne fast enough, can wee get away in tiem?
....Noe, agggh! They blocked teh doors and exits!
....Weer doomed!
But seriusly folks, We'll bee bak! Don't know wher, don't know whenn.....
(C) Didlo Fatwa, May 2006.
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